whitney ford sings the blues

yesterday was coo,just found out yesterday that i have been officially accepted into the w/e cb name college so i now no longer have to study WEWTWWEWTTTT.im still learning abit though cause toxicology is one hella of a fun subject and a few chem modules as their probably related to pharm science.watched stripping girls at the lsct block with uzi and wilson and habbib and turned out a lecturer was looking at us.i should not even start with how utterly stupid the lecturer is when tryin to encourage us to move somewhere else for her so that she can do her grp discussion."hi excuse me,are u doing something?" i reply"yes i am doing something" turns around and closes the door.LOL.WHAT A OBVIOUS FUCKIN QUESTION MAN.

lab was pretty slack and ended up listening to music,watching youtube and playin catching in the lab with rolling chairs.pretty fun tbh.

gym was soooo embarrassing but i guess thats a norm for me these days.started at 7pm(peak hour) and had to do very wide chin ups in the super-buffed men section in front of like 8 guys and i looked so pathetic tryin to wrestle my chin up the bar...omfg.....and one guy kept reminding me of quek,his face was like the 20 yr younger version of the fat bastard.my wings are very weak,i have to go develop them or its GG,at least shoulders are showing improvement!met one hawt eurosian babe.very pretty ,very very very pretty.met another actor in the changing room just cant remember his name..and these two gays were smiling at me very very suspiciously when i was changing .....lets just say i bathed very fast with my butt pressed against the wall that day.hoping to see improvement in 2 weeks bah!

after that went to meet my cousins to watch iron man,oh yeah and while i was eatin kfc(plaza sing)me and andrew saw abunch of creepy girls carressing their japanese dolls while eating chicken next to us...like wth,one girl kept kissing it and stroking the hair,AND THEY WERE 16 OMFG.and i saw a MILF next to us too,wearing some super low cut dress and eating a hamburger hahahahhahahhahaha.

went to the cathay and met up with kenny and his gf and watched the movie.i should say....its a pretty good movie,definitely better than spiderman 3 but on par with 2.good thing about it is that there are no boring cliches or mushy love scenes,and the jokes arent corny either.robert downey jr is a good actor and no one believes me.i heard his making a guest cameo in the incredible hulk too as iron man.im guessing alot of marvel crossovers from now on.in 3 yrs time u will be seeing fantastic 4 spider man iron man daredevil blade x men and all that kinda rubbish in one fuckin movie,and the villian will be galactus or something like that.but to be honest,adding to the many laurels that have already crowned IRON man,i beleive that of all the superheroes iron man seems like the more possible hero that will appear in our time,finally a person with real problems,like alchoholism and peopel constantly tryin to take over his company.spiderman is an exception but i dont really like mr parker anymore.


one thing which i think is bad with all this good super hero movies coming out is that bad ones are coming soon to.we have already seen the beginning with catwoman,hulk(although their making another one ) and daredevil/electra.soon it will be DC comics turn to start dishing out the horse shit.like wonderwoman.who the fuck thinks wonderwoman will save teh day man.lets see her reflect a jericho missle with her fuckin arm "bullet deflecting"guards.and her whip that will make people tell the truth.all i know is if she uses it on me the only thing going on in my mind now would be "nice tits i wanna fuck u".whoop big help that would be.


quoting from davechappelle,if bat man and robin were to save someone in the ghetto they would probably find their vehicles gone cause some niggars probably ran off with it.totally random but i thought its funny.

after the movie went to geylang to eat frog congee.frog meat isnt very nice leh.its like....a chickeny flavoured fish.and went to a pub after taht to meet some of kennys army friends.god damn,the girls over there dress like whores.15cm miniskirts and necklines plunging to the ends of the earth.didnt like it there: /,cause some chinese dudes were slaughtering a jaychou song in the karaouke.drank 2 bottles of beer and i got high LOL.just red faced though so i slept it off.


oh yeah..fuck u jerome.cb big mouth.since everyone knows about it i might as well talk about it from my perspective.i was browsin porn when my mum knocked the door.i minimised the window and went to open another internet explorer but for some fuckin reason the porn window came up.AND GUESS WHAT,I COULDNT MINIMISE IT,IT JUST FUCKIN STAYED THERE SO MY MUM COULD SEE IT and it was bloody uncomfortable
hope it never happens again.EVER.


listening to standing still by jewel

my best picture of brooke banx

think i made some enemies

normal day,couldnt do gym with chris they all cause i didnt know,and half of me didnt wanna go back and take gear cause my entire body is aching the fuck over.

was in a lecture when a hot chick suddenly came in and joined samantha(her friend).whooo damn good body, wayyyy too much make up though.so uzi's testerone levels shot up and started making alot of noises,further worsened when people told him to not be so horny ,very loudly.she was seating like 4 meters away from us,2 seats down the row.COINCIDENTILY,chris dave maxe and me were talking about the prices we have to pay to fuck shipei,$1.50"u can fuck her and then buy gatorade"all taht kinda whish whoosh rubbish,thing was we didnt use her name cause we didnt know whetehr she was there,so samantha's friend kept lookin at us cause she thought we were talkin about fucking her-_-.so when we were tryin to settle our doubts and stood up to look for shipei..uzi went to shout "U ALL STANDING TO STARE AT WHAT"and guess what?she turned behind again and just nice we were lookin at her direction..cb can see the malice in her eyes man...

oh well.IT IS FLATTERING TO SAY A GIRL IS HAWT AND U WANNA FUCK HER LOR.it means she is sexy enough LOL.but thats besides the point,we were talkin about shipei not that girl.it didnt help that i shouted mampat boleh main across the hall when some of the girls probably knew what it means by now..lol

-out


weiquan is a funny guy to talk to about this topics haha
brian.IRON MAN says:
cause even he can make it sound funny
brian.IRON MAN says:
whatcha doing?
One sweet day, someday. says:
hahah
One sweet day, someday. says:
he's so small !
One sweet day, someday. says:
haha
One sweet day, someday. says:
so cute
brian.IRON MAN says:
hahah
brian.IRON MAN says:
whatttt
brian.IRON MAN says:
weiquan is so small and cute??!!
brian.IRON MAN says:
ahaha
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can i like.
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save this conversation
One sweet day, someday. says:
haha yeeahh and stin agrees on that fact okay
One sweet day, someday. says:
hahah
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aye !

nice one quanie
listening to sweet and low by augustana

late nights are gonna kill me

almost couldnt wake up today,was so damn tired from playin dota the previous nnight,and turns out IS was a peice of shit cause all we did there was talk and chat with one friend of mine about wow.

philana sam,may ,rey and isabel came over to play with my kinkins,ended up giving him a bathe and he went crazy over licking armpits and stuff which was kinda gross.may seems so....curious over the male reproductive organ,like asking whether once we have an erection will it take an hour to go back to normal.WTF lol.anyway they say my dog very cute bah.too good?

did weight training at gym today,lots of hammer curls,drop weights(you do heavy weights till u cant do anymore,u lower the weight and then continue doing and so on and so forth till u reach the last plate)fuckin tiring,did so many damn push ups too and more ma bu as usual.also had to jump very high and tap ur fingers against the wall-_-boliao stuff.saw a nub boxer punching so i kinda felt comforted for yesterdays embarassment at the boxing ring.
met a hot angmoh chiobu with her father too!at least i hope thats her father.....

recently been very lucky,on the bus back saw 2 chiobu,one china one tanned athelatic girl.how come girls pop up only when im 3 months away from leaving?wtf?and some civil defence ns man thinks his very cool by shouting for everyone to move to the end of the bus,wanted to just fuggin punch him in the face.fat nerd.gosh.i touched the china girls butt by mistake LOL,i didnt mean it omg.


went with rome and quanie to eat at al azhar...we were talkin about porn...with a family behind us and a malay family next to us ,weiquan was telling how ava devine gurgles the cock in her mouth.and rome said the word EJACULATE damn bloody loud man...omg....we left after that.immediately.went to macdonalds and started talkin about sec3 stuff .good to remember the old times,and how all 3 of us fucked up our humanities.and qinshi,and my shiny spectacles.AND ELPENIS WHOOO.

anyway here are the elisha cuthbert pics as promised quanie.didnt get the nips.not very nice











ps:is semen transparent.dick will leak cum or not?NICE ONE MAY HAHAHAHAH.

listenin tothis makes me so sad

jesus christ she looks like a demon from wow.sick and demented and looks like shes gonna rip my cock off if i ever cheat on her.

oh yeah,just called justin and he doesnt want to be a part of my great plan.and we could have gotten free lunch from hl too if we did it.T.T. disappointed.

hl asked me to remove our conversation that ipasted here.it involves a close friend of hl's friend.
at 5.24pm i felt the burn.


listenin to vonda shephard

todays pretty normal.did karazhan in wow and ended up wiping like crazy and losing alot of my china farming gold.then went to gym again,feels awesome that u dont feel tired anymore after 15min of running!YES ITS PATHETIC BUT ITS LIKE BONING ELISHA CUTHBERT TO ME OK.

boxing was cool cept that my right wrist is damn bloody pain now cause i was punching wrongly,but its kinda hard to coordinate between turning your waist and swingin a punch and then bringing the fist back to the original position.i watch too much bollywood movies i guess where all they had to do is punch once and the guy gets knocked out forever.

lots of monkey acrobats too like standing on a ball while throwing another ball and catching it,jumping on lots of balls,actually i just like saying balls.BAWLS BALLS BORLS.saw a girl lifting heavy weights today,she was hot.pretty too and like all teh guys were lookin at her cause she was doing it in the men's section.whooo thats a real knocker right there.

anyway i saw something fuggin disgustin in the bathrooms again,two faggots were like talking about their sexual experiances the week before and they were like speaking in american accented- chinese,or brian-chinese for short . suckin cock and pretty boys,all taht kinda faggot talk faggots usually talk about and i was tryin super hard not to laugh cause they were more buffed than any of the dragonboaters in ngee ann.i kid u not, im not christian but i hate homos,i would never befriend a homo,and a homo is a just a person who hasnt grown the fuck up,either that or he/she's parents have some wrong in their genes.freaks.another class of freaks taht should be purged from the earth.PURGED.gawd i love that term.

oh yeah.why am i disappointed?cause today i made up my mind to go to jurong country club to beat the shit out of ho jiahuang,an autistic skinny lil faggot from my primary school who cant speak properly without stuttering like crazy.unfortunately my cousin wants to play dota so i guess i will jsut leave it to another day.to be honest i am abit nervous about it,not because of him,but incase he has friends or some shit.but oh well,next time i think i wanna jio justin,cause theres a list of things i have to do b4 i go to america and this is included in it:to beat the shit out of a retard.hope he doesnt sue me.

gay thing was that i met him 3 months back at the country club,but i didnt wanna do a thing cause i was with my grandfather,family and all.made me look wimpy.so payback is COMING.ROAR.

PS:JUSTIN CAN U PLEASE COME,I KNOW U WANNA BEAT HIM TOO LAWL.

hahahahahahhaha man u lost i bet that feels good huh quanie.yes althought i dont watch soccer i wished arsenal won.anyway this is a bittersweet moment still and i will enjoy it.and my cousin is damn bloody annoying,this jeremy dude,keeps tryin to talk to me about the lamest shit possible and u have no idea how much the rest of us just want to fill his mouth with horse shit and stitch it up so he gags to death on his own vomit,but thats besides the point.


listening to baby give it up.

stupid niggas.this is why the world wide gene pool is deteriorating.6 year old black monkeys watching too much black entertainment television.cant wait to see how his parents look like.people like him should be banned from procreating.probably will be in jail for 3/4 of his miserable bottom-of-the-totem-pole life anyway
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/343329/

oh yeah i forgot about one incident,met chen han wei in gym,his hair is so gay man.and found out that he is gay,and alot of media corp people are gay too,like that 881 dude.god what is the world coming to

my little kinkins

went gym today.very tired.gonna watch medabots and head off to bed.

brian out

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LECCO, Italy (Reuters) - An Italian man was given a suspended jail sentence for staring too intensely at a woman sitting in front of him on a train.
A judge sentenced the man in his 30s, whose name was not revealed, to 10 days in prison and a 40 euro ($63) fine after a 55-year old woman filed a complaint for sexual harassment.
His lawyer said on Friday he would appeal the sentence. The court will explain its verdict later.
The two met on two separate occasions in 2005 on a commuter train going from Lecco, a town in northern Italy, to Milan.
The first time, the man sat next to the woman but she felt he had moved too close for comfort. The next day, the man sat in front of the same woman and according to her complaint, stared at her for the whole journey.
The two did not speak.


compliments to hl for this news article.


anyway man i spent alot alot alot alot alot of money today.seriously.my dad just signed me up to a 6month membership to california fitness and a 36 session personal trainer package lawls.hope it works out for me cause i have to pay him back in a few years-_-.better start bulking up again.

i just found the inner child in me again,there used to be this awesome japanese anime show on channel i,about kids with robot companions that fight with each other,and i just found out the name of it yesterday!ITS CALL MEDABOTS OMFGZ.heres the opening

chronicles of events

nothing much happened in the afternoon yesterday other than alot of whining and screaming from me over my throat ,and another day of no school wewtsss!!! found out my mum did all my admin crap for the school transfer and all thats left is an essay which i have to write to kiss up the asses of the college.

went to watch forbidden kingdom with the gang at lot 1 at 9.45,as usual i was late and i bumped into augesteen and the brainy gang while on the way up.show was pretty cool actually,but the story was corny(no duh,corny plots in chinese-english movies are like peanut butter and jelly)
the chinese to english idioms was corny as shit lol,but the action scenes were awesome,kinda makes me wonder if i know kungfu now,how badly would i kick ass man.CRANE EAGLE SNAKE TIGER PRAYING MANTIS LAWLS.went home after that in a taxi(using money like toilet paper recently)

hl justin quanie and nicky came my hse today,as usualy they all said skyekins was cute which is like a duh kinda thing already,played alot of piano and blackjack and had alot of fun seeing justin lose 260 dollars and win 200 dollars back in a thrilling countermove.(i have the videos and i will post it soon enough)and weiquan si the only person who can make watching porn together seem like a normal thing to do lol.watched peter north cumshot compilation,some in slow mo btw,rocco cumshots and lots of weird crap like finding the ben english semen tranquilizar. rofl.

i finally fixed my computer yesterday,and the same problems started appearing again,turned out when hl fixed my computer it was due to a driver problem.and it seems now im experiancing another problem when my monitor just shuts off while playing wow,seems like my video card or driver needs some updating but im not gonna touch it incase it gets worse.some wow is better than no wow.kinda sad that this only happens when i play wow,i wonder if god is tryin to send me a message.and to add to the many laurels that have crowned my computer recently,i think my porn just sent over a few more annoying viruses.god damn it.im just gonna keep it in my portable harddrive from now on.

went to eat chicken marsala and justin was probably feeling high from losing and winnning all that money again.(he owed 35 bucks in the start,ended up with owning 260 and then back to 60)and started screaming in the bus stop whether youporn.com was the site where he saw jessica alba,damn friggin paiseh man.omg.


oh yeah justin's dad is like the creepiest father on the planet man.i know justin for 11 yrs most of u shud know that,and yet his dad has nvr ever once spoken a word to me,smiled at me,or showed any sign of welcome.he did pat my arm once at the hospital when the stupid black monkey burst a hole in his lung but meh.

so yeah whenever i meet his dad it always seems like he doesnt even wanna bother with me LOL.i could say the same from justin cause thats what he experiences too rofl.over todays marsala chicken meal,it is now a known fact that justin's dad has never called his son by his real name for a very long time already.only words associated to his son now is: stupid,idiot and monkey.i suspect his dad is probably from the torture specialist unit in the cid,either that or his probably giving the tough love act.so dont lose hope justingo!ps:his wireless network is even called changprison,pretty crude sense of humour cause thats kinda funny in so many levels.

when i grow up to be a father,im gonna use the words his dad chants like a sutra everyday"BECAUSE IM YOUR FATHER."ROAR.i gotta take a picture with justin's family b4 i leave singapore man.

brian out.

listening to always by saliva.

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sometimes.i think im the embodiment of evil itself.
but sometimes i think compared to jacq's hatred towards me,she makes monsters from your nightmares look like rebecca from sunnybrook farm.
*poofs off in fiery flame*




i found this funny.and so is junyi's display picture

2nd day of school and making acquentences already

interesting day,these two words probably summed up everything i had experienced today lol.we have 2 foreign lecturers again,god damn.some gadarve singh who asks us to call him dave, we just call him babu singh though,and some girl from Myanmar called mya mya kim.sounds like some dessert u find in the local food courts to be honest.

at least we have a pretty cute teacher though, called Vivien lim who's like a phd and i wonder wtf shes doing teaching in ngee ann when she can probably earn a 5 figure sum somewhere else.which kinda reminds me,having a phd is so damn rigged in this world,i have a cousin who has a doctorate in pharm sciences and he earns 8k US a month (basic pay btw) doing things nurses do in the pharmaceutical centres in singapore.gayyyyyy.

and even vivien said that i should drop out of ngee ann cause all im learning at the moment wont benefit me academically or credit wise.HEARD THAT MUM?god why am i even wasting my time there,i shud be like...watching porn ,playing wow ,learning german and working or something close to that.

oh yeah and almost got into a fight today lol.which was pretty foolish cause this is the first time i seen a nigga moment in action,if u dont understand that term watch the boondocks ya.
was at canteen 1 with like 9 of my friends and we were playin bluff and making hella of a scene as my fren;uzi,was screaming whenever he or some other dude got caught for cheating.so we kinda noticed this keleng kia starin at us but we didnt really bother until he suddenly flew out of his seat sayin"STARE WHAT STARE" and started rambling about how noisy we were and that he couldnt eat and stuff (at this moment of time we glanced at his plate and it was clean)
stupid nigga didnt know that 5/10 of us there were bigger and stronger than him and i guess if that half brained black monkey didnt notice his fren sure did and pulled him back to his seat,to be honest i felt very unsatisfied cause this was like, one of my only chances ever to start a fight,i need to do something crazy b4 i go to america damn it!kinda odd that my friends were so patient though but thats probably because we didnt even know what he was angry about until 5mins later lol. that black dog went back to his seat when my bodybuilder friend touched him in his chest and said let it go,which further proves my assumption that all angry small indians are gay.

next time i see him his dead.

saw augusteen today with his gorilla silverback hair and kinda chuckled to myself,what the hell is he doing in mass comm.but oh well gotta respect his decision although the very thought of it is gonna make me chuckle till the day i leave. HL I think u shud go engineering lol.

brian out-


ps:uncle ruckas rewlz da world.BET BOOMBAYA

listening to roses by outkast

hell is a lot cooler than i expected

oh well school just started again,& i already got mistaken for a freshie upon walking down the overhead bridge ,what a way to start the school day yeah? IS was pretty ok i guess,we spent like an hour and a half doing ice breakers and left.met alot of weird people too,theres this dude called weilun with hair so long and a hair style so china that he could probably pass off as xiao long nu with very orange hair(extremely pale skin and white dress with golden bells not included).im serious,gotta get a picture and post it here someday,meanwhile i can hang on to that image in my head and laugh myself to sleep tonight.

dawn came over in the afternoon,not gonna elaborate. and had piano lessons ,which were incredibly lame to the point of gayness as i had to learn grade 1 songs.gotta get some sheets from ozy soon i guess.requiem and office :COMPLETED

and went swimming with my nephew which was pretty cool except that i had to take my shirt off in front of some girls who obviously thought that my skin was too pale(kinda true)but what the heck! lol,its a scary thought especially when i actually signed up for the swim team in ngee ann this semestar,they forgot to sms me last year.faggots.

went to eat swensens for nickys birthday.as usual my awesome intuition once again proved me wrong as i ordered a miserable spaghetti which was 12 dollars and consisted of a handful of noodles and and scoop of tomato sauce and meat.let me just describe it in a single sentence:my magee mee tasted better.very worthy choice indeed,would have been fuller eating french fries.tbh i think we were damn noisy too lol,the indian couple's already darkened pigmentation was further blackened by our presence. it was fun at least,although it came with a 15 dollar fee of crappy food and ice cream thats already unsettling my bowels at this moment.

gotta get a damn tan,need to go gym,train my swimming,sell my wow account,and play worldofwarcraft.this looks like a busy sem already ,meh.

oh yeah as for the ben english shit that weiquan and alfone want,i will try and find it once my computer is up in stable condition.

brian out-

listening to believe by cher at the moment.awesome song btw.