Tuesday, November 25, 2008


i think it works

Thursday, November 20, 2008


updated


so its been a while HAHHA. i can blame this on me gettin wrath of the lich king. which is truly awesome now, cause i am finally taking my time to level instead of rushing through 10 levels. warcraft lore is pretty nice to read through ya know.

oh yeah....i got a 68 for calculas test...i feel damn pekcek la, cause 1/3 of the marks was from one question, where i did the first step wrong. so gg .cb, and for all my papers whether they were chemistry or calc, i dont even need to study to get an A, ITS CAUSE I WAS CARELESS.... and my 95 average drop by 5 % which is super lame cause i worked hard to get that average all the way up so that i could have an easy time in the 30% final exam.knn now have to make sure i get an A for the exam too, its damn frustrating la, its like u do super well in 4 exams, then u get fucked in the ass for the 5th one. next wednesday test i must OWN. as for chemistry i got a middle B, zzzzz last few chapters so fuckin hard.plus one mcq question is 6 marks, which i think is ridiculous... but im tryin still to get an A. i seriously thinking of another major to focus on, and dermatology seems like a good major to pick. easy, and u earn so much money. i guess i will just get the rest of my general ed classes done before gettin on with my major..

last week i spent 6 hours writing my term paper for linguistics on the subject of singlish, and since i speak singlish, I CAN BULLSHIT MY WAY THROUGH AND SHE CANT SAY IM LYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH. with the fact that my Calc and Chem are very shaky-ish A's. i have to make sure the other 3 subjects MUST get A, so that i can make sure i can still save my calc and chem. so im doing all my shit done before thanksgiving. anyway, for english i have like.the entire huckleberryfinn book to read, write a summary over, and do lie 120 comprehension questions. this is...very...torturin in the fact that everyone says shes an easy teacher, and that u can get an A without handing in homework, but who knows? maybe she changed this year? maybe this huckleberry finn thing is damn important to her? so im not sure whther i shud take the risk and skip doing this crap. i mean seriously, who the fuck reads huckleberry finn, its the story of some redneck country boy whos parents were probably closely related, and this runaway nigger.

i was at the gym on tuesday when something damn funny happened. i was walking near the counter to the free weights section, when someone threw like a bundle of firecrackers into the counter. so obviously when it bombed, i thot someone had a gun or something and started shooting at people. so i bolted. and then realised the truth..zzz well it was really convincing at the point, cause women were screaming and shit. but who the hell would go into a gym and start shooting people when its a palce full of buffed to hell guys. i actually didnt move for a while when the firecrackers went off, caus ei wanted to see whos shooting WHO lol. now imagine if there were really guns, i think i would have died first bah. been tryin to work on my arms abit now...and im still lazy to work on my six pack..zzzzzz very boring la stomach muscles.


i been checking farm sex recently, just the pictures mind u. damn disgusting la, its like horse and dogs boning girls and their like totally enjoying it. and its like..BULLDOGS, WITH THAT KINDA UGLY FACE AND SHIT. and the girls were pretty hawt too..jesus christ. alfone and i enjoyed a few moments of comedic pleasure when i told him to urban dicitonary : strawberry shortcake, and cleaveland steamer. go try it out:D, and justin i still believe u like my fetish. its good. tasting is very good.


lastly, i seriously hate malays to the core now. if i see a nigger or a malay and i had a gun, i would fucking shoot the malay. their a bunch of lazy fuckers who have no talents at all. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF UZI, HIS FRIENDS AND HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY AND ANYONE HE CARES ABOUT. the rest can fuckin DIE. i had this family member, emphasise on had, because anyone who marries a malay aint family to me. that married this malay man who had more than one wife, u know. mud rape malays need to mass reproduce cause they half the brain we chinese dudes have.so now the malay faggot is threatening the family to get him a mercedez or his gonna take their daughter away from them.AND THEY ACTUALLY GAVE HIM THE CAR. LIKE,WTF ARE U REALLY THAT STUPID, HOW CAN HE EVEN TAKE THE DAUGHTER AWAY, THERES SOMETHING CALLED FUCKIN DIVORCE??AND ISNT THIS A CASE THAT U CAN REPORT TO THE POLICE?fuckin dumb family members, thank god they were not my immediate family..some where very far off the family tree. aka, dispensable. they have a child too, but i wouldnt even regard it as human. fuckin pig cock sucking malay cheebai. i find it funny though, cause i can make this the most racist indian/malay blog ever, but singapore wont be able to arrest me. CALIFORNIA BITCHES1


anyway 1 more month tosingapore, cant wait. love u all.poof.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

permit test passed. gonna be able to get my license in a month. someones driving mercedez in singapore soon:D

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

brian discovers something!

humanites test yesterday, was quite easy i think but i dont think i can get a 100 cause there weere some questions that i was not clear with. u know..the kinda mcq where they give u a list of choices, and the last choice is, all the above or A&C. i think i got tricked.fuck. short answer wise i shud be ok bah.

oh yeah and for my amazing observation, i found out that when it gets terribly cold here in school, i get HARD ONS FOR NO REASON.its as though....my body is transferring blood to my penis to save it from dying or something.it doesnt help that it happens when im WALKING TO CLASSES. and when i push my cock down to hide it my legs get numb LOL. justin u would know bah. my fellow dumper.

did i say there was this cute asian chick in class.damn shes fine.with the kitten face and everything, had a chat with justin about it and he didnt find the conversation amusing.i think his lying though, i think he secretly likes what im talking about.huh justin, dont u want them to taste it , LOL


i seriously need to find someone to gym with. somehow, i think im not pushing myself hard enough, its only when u have someone to work out with that u have the competitiveness and determination to pump harder. i am doing heavy weights la, just dont think its to my fullest potential due to safety precautions, today i tried to push the boundaries, and failed. ended up with the fuckin benchpress bar lying on my chest for 60 SECONDS BEFORE I COULD MUSTER THE STRENGTH TO SAY" HEY CAN U HELP ME PLEASE"KNN SO EMBARRASSING LOR. please someone, be my gym partner.

oh, btw maxe or chris if ur reading this, do u ever get shoulder pain when u do normal bench presses. its like, it only happens in my right shoulder and it hurts like fuck. but when i do other chest exercises it doesnt come out.its really odd and kinda prevents me from pumping hard during benchpress. and no matter what, no matter how long i rest, it hurts whenver i tried it.its damn weird la. i can do 45 pound declines np, but 45 normal i have super trouble with, and its not even the lack of strength problem, its the shoulder pain-_-.and one thing too, does ur fore arms play a part when doing chest exercises cause i often feel tired in my arms when i do back and chest stuff, and i wonder if thats my chest being weak, or my arms giving way.meh.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

funniest shit ever.mag, justin.u will fuckin love this

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/959872/



100 FOR MY MATH TEST IN YER FACE.IN YER FACE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
chinese GOT A TOO WHOOOOOOO.anyway i heard justin got injured ah, eh u take care man, if not i come back how to party? or u let me take yinghui k, i got good use for her mampat boleh main-ish cheeks.

i take back my words for chemistry being easy here.its hard...and its fuckin hard. the oddest thing is, first 8 chapters are like..sec2-3-ish stuff, and then SUDDENLY CHAPTER 9 JUMP TO UNIVERISTY LVL STUFF, like wth, i knwo cause i nvr learned this in poly. and it doesnt help that fuckin garmanik automatically assumes everyone understands whatever the fuck she is saying, and moving on immediately. at least i manage to sweet talk her to have a private session with me this friday :D going through the midterm i was said i coudlnt look at. I AM THE BEST BAH