Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

just see the two vids bah lol.. i found it funny cause...well i always thought the second op for naruto was like the fuckin bomb.too cool and too good. ah the memories.

eh just came back from tahoe. will update soon

guys, i made half boiled eggs today. overcooked it by 2 minutes, and when i cracked it open and smelt it. it smelled like semen, lost my apetite. try it out btw. maybe u girls can get used to that smell, after all y'all be the ones taking it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. ok i shall stop being sexist now.

on to being racist
so i was just chillin with my grandma and with my godma too. and i was like
me:ahma, lu guo wo jia "or nang" huo ze china nu hai ni huey gan so mo
she then slapped me in my face and told me to never think about that again. LOL. MY FAMILY ROCKS BAH. i felt so proud at that moment. :)

i just realised with my hair, i look very shuai. what to do. sigh. *shrug*

went to the sacremento kings game vs LA LAKERS BABYYYYYY.. funniest thing is that, its in sacremento, and there were more laker fans. i got front row tickets:). 985 bucks a pop. ALL FOR FREE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. and i saw kobe bryant close up too! number 24. if u ever seen the matches in basketball in tv, trust me, its alot different. everytime some one does a free throw, people are like taunting the fuck out of him lol. damn funny. and the sacremento dance team is ...hot. very daisy dukey hot. so yeha thats about it, lakers won by 20++ points. loading pics soon.



kobe bryant:D.

six pack training. STARTS NAO.

kinda fucked up that someone would be best friends with a person that molested you.

diner dash. best game ever.