im back!

well basically what the title says. iunno, just feel like blogging again, u know, one of those up and down moments in my life. and yes, no more talking bout studies because im finally DONE. for 4 months that is. coming back on july 3rd/midnight so im kinda looking forward to it, at the same time no. cause im actually having fun now, its really ironic that the best time i have in stockton is when im already leaving, wow who would have guessed huh-_-, go figure. im working out hard, hopefully i get some results, doing like 300pushups a day minimum and a lil bit of jump rope, IM ACTUALLY PRO IN JUMP ROPE NOW WHAHAHAHAHA. relatively pro la, as in i-couldnt-jump-for-shit-2-weeks-ago-but-i-can-do-it-for-quite-a-while kinda pro. (Y).


another thing, my dad wants me to go to china and japan with him, yay for the latter, damn the former. but its bo bian bah, whatever my dad commands i must do, after all he did buy me my ticket back home and i gotta spend some time with my famil anyway. bad news is that i wont get to see skyekininkininkinkniniininininkins for 7-10 days and that breaks my heart :(. Ey rerve yew kinniekins. annnnnnd its on july 6th, meaning i spend 2 days in sg, and then fly off and then come back again-_-. lame right, at least i get to see chiobu. but see also cannot do anything. sigh, im too pure,innocent and loyal liao. bth.

true sign of brotherhood.

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yup......chances of coming back in jan are just about zero.

thanks for the company everyone.

still emo:(

what can i do, really.

In my place, in my place
Were lines that I couldnt change
I was lost, oh yeah
I was lost, I was lost
Crossed lines I shouldnt have crossed
I was lost, oh yeah
And yeah
How long must you wait for it?
Yeah
How long must you pay for it?
Yeah
How long must you wait for it?
For it

I was scared, I was scared
Tired and underprepared
But I wait for it
And if you go, if you go
And leave me down here on my own
Then Ill wait for you
Yeah

And yeah
How long must you wait for it?
Yeah
How long must you pay for it?
Yeah
How long must you wait for it?

Singing please, please, please
Come back and sing to me
To me, me

Come on and sing it out, now, now
Come on and sing it out, to me, me
Come back and sing

In my place, in my place
Were lines that I couldnt change
And I was lost, oh yeah, oh yeah

weirdest fucking dream ever

it was one of xinyi. which makes me think that i have a very unhealthy obsession with the ho. she was a killer whale, and it was like free willy where i would visit her and swim in the tank, LOL. and in her land form, she is some human sized millipede with a dragon lookin head and i would pat her head and talk to her about Canada, where she came from. She then turned into her human form and said she could only hold this form for an hour, she still had her straight fringe hair cut and ponytail. We then talked about french canadians and how americans always laugh at french canadians. weirdest fucking dream. ever.

PLEASE. A ON ECONS PLEASE. ZOMGZ, I NEEDS AN A TO GET INTO UCLA PLEASEEEEEEEE

and 2 more days before i come back hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. cant wait to hug my skyekins. and if anyone tries to do anything to me other than pull my hair (which i will grudgingly allow since i have been a dick to quan and SOME peeps for quite a while LOL), they are going to get hit. that is all.


u know why? because i am da azn gangsta.

Batman BEyond, setting women straight since it came out.


A man cant hit a woman? BULLSHIT. if she hits you, imo u have all the right to lay waste to her ass. feminists should start preaching that for their fucking rights, you wanna be equal be ready to receive equality in all its aspects

funniest shit ever. look at him talking about gay sex in prison and trying to still sound straight and shit

hair is reaching past my lip. yessss yessss....*rubs hands together*

show me da moneh first justin LOL.

sexy voice for like.the first 12 seconds. TO ME.

i know i very shuai la. even the wind cannot deny me of my handsome features

I tend to worry about the intelligence of the human race on a fairly frequent basis, at least in america. When I opened up a nail gun (they should come in full auto), my house is under construction at the moment ( as a side note). I ruffled through the instruction booklet and came across an image that was fuckin funny. In the list of things not to do with your nail gun, was an image of one stick figure chasing another stick figure with the nail gun, obviously shooting him with nails.

After the hilarity wore off, I began to wonder just how many people chased their friends around with nail guns to make this illustration necessary. Then I started to think about natural selection. people do need to be purged... purge, i seriously like that word, sounds so ...fuckin religious-ish. like christianity often uses that word for all kinds of atrocities they commit like the burning of witches and shit.

anyway, the muslims here ( bear in mind im actually calling them muslims, because i respect them ) are so much better than the muds in sg. seriously man, this guys are the true deal. pray 5 times a day, even in school thats what u call devotion. what do muds in sg do? and over here they actually follow the quran, something which i bet 90% of the soil+water people we have in sg immediately do not qualify. plus they look cooler. genetics. purging is necessary. purging is necessary indeed. anyway this IS NOT TARGETTED AT UZI,NOR ANY OF HIS FRIENDS, FAMILY ETC ETC ETC.

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

just see the two vids bah lol.. i found it funny cause...well i always thought the second op for naruto was like the fuckin bomb.too cool and too good. ah the memories.

eh just came back from tahoe. will update soon

guys, i made half boiled eggs today. overcooked it by 2 minutes, and when i cracked it open and smelt it. it smelled like semen, lost my apetite. try it out btw. maybe u girls can get used to that smell, after all y'all be the ones taking it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. ok i shall stop being sexist now.

on to being racist
so i was just chillin with my grandma and with my godma too. and i was like
me:ahma, lu guo wo jia "or nang" huo ze china nu hai ni huey gan so mo
she then slapped me in my face and told me to never think about that again. LOL. MY FAMILY ROCKS BAH. i felt so proud at that moment. :)

i just realised with my hair, i look very shuai. what to do. sigh. *shrug*

went to the sacremento kings game vs LA LAKERS BABYYYYYY.. funniest thing is that, its in sacremento, and there were more laker fans. i got front row tickets:). 985 bucks a pop. ALL FOR FREE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. and i saw kobe bryant close up too! number 24. if u ever seen the matches in basketball in tv, trust me, its alot different. everytime some one does a free throw, people are like taunting the fuck out of him lol. damn funny. and the sacremento dance team is ...hot. very daisy dukey hot. so yeha thats about it, lakers won by 20++ points. loading pics soon.



kobe bryant:D.