k this is getting weird,i actually almost pee-ed on my bed today.it was like..i was havin a dream...of running around a huge ass yacht with a huge ramp at the top runnin down to the bottom,i woke up with half my pants full of piss.and u know,u cant stop ur piss from flowing once u started?but due to superior muscular control (or waking up in shock)i jumped up and rushed to the batheroom....
wait actually that was a lie,i was lyin on the bed contemplating whether i shud just let go or run to the toilet for a minite LOL.yes im sick,but right or wrong decisions seems often seem similar to one another when ur in state of extreme drowsiness and half a pants full of piss.
and the ending of this great story?!!MY BED WASNT WET WHAHAHAHAHHA.
went soccer with the dudes today near ozys house,which was pretty fun for me,am i that passive in soccer?i guess im just very gentle and NICE.so yup,gym-ed at cineleisure and met up with yx and le again at cineleisure and ate at food republic,we saw this pretty hawt girl man,(yuexin exchanged glances with me ,no words were needed to express what we were thinking when we saw her).hawt girls=ugly boyfriends,guess theyw ant security.yuexin said that he would definitely get a ugly gf then,DONT THINK IT APPLIES TO GUYS DUDE.
im watching 21 right now so...poof.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
mahjong-ed yesterday and i didnt lose money!whooo!!!!
at night we went to celebrate yh's bday at jacks place,for somereason i always order the wrong fuckin food,everyone else's looks way better.and as usual quanie pulled my hair for no reason again,didnt help that my contact lenses were fuckin with me the whole day too.
reading onepiece now.sooo.....poof.
at night we went to celebrate yh's bday at jacks place,for somereason i always order the wrong fuckin food,everyone else's looks way better.and as usual quanie pulled my hair for no reason again,didnt help that my contact lenses were fuckin with me the whole day too.
reading onepiece now.sooo.....poof.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
met up with justin the afternoon to follow him to collect his phone.now is one of the times where i really wish i could find my phone cable,cause we took a video of a young boy sleeping on the bus with the biggest"i want u to slap me face"ever.he missed his stop and justin , being the dick to humanity he usually is, suaned him in front of his face.u shud see it.funny stuff.i'll try and upload the video i guess.
went to cineleisure after that,(does anyone feel that justin knows everysingle malay in singapore)because somehow i do.watched get smart which was really funny,recommended show to everyone bah.
we saw alot of hawt chicks today,like.a truckload of hotchicks but most of em were butterfaces so it aint much.
on the bus ride back justin tried to take a picture of a china girl hugging her bf with the come fuck me face.too bad he fails in photography.l2camera nub.
btw,JEROME IS FUCKIN GROSS.he intro-ed me japenese insane cage fisting and that thing is sick to the core man.jesus,looked like she was gettin electrocuted
ps:justin owes me 6 dollars i wont forget.pay me on july 5th.
listening to DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE.
went to cineleisure after that,(does anyone feel that justin knows everysingle malay in singapore)because somehow i do.watched get smart which was really funny,recommended show to everyone bah.
we saw alot of hawt chicks today,like.a truckload of hotchicks but most of em were butterfaces so it aint much.
on the bus ride back justin tried to take a picture of a china girl hugging her bf with the come fuck me face.too bad he fails in photography.l2camera nub.
btw,JEROME IS FUCKIN GROSS.he intro-ed me japenese insane cage fisting and that thing is sick to the core man.jesus,looked like she was gettin electrocuted
ps:justin owes me 6 dollars i wont forget.pay me on july 5th.
listening to DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
5hours of waiting.10mins of pure pleasure.
aight.todays raid was fucked up.i tried to conserve mana because its a mana intensive fight and the officer scolds me for not healing enough?wtf?and the shaman who just keeps spamming the same button over and over again with no care in the world (of azeroth,no pun intended)gets commendations for being the best.good job,overhealing is considered being the best,im jawdroppingling bawlsdanglingly shocked by this bah.
went to find justin at np and we went to nuh soon after,funny to hear that he said its been a long time since he smelled the faint mixture of hospital disinfectant.anyway we spent like fuckin ages waiting for the doctor and ended up readin womens magazines which strangely are way more interesting than i thought.pointing out at ugly girls might have significantly increased the level of fun i suppose.the first doctor we met was fuckin cb,super kp,with the impression that (im a doctor,im the best in the world)more like im a doctor and im a fag,the only pussy i will ever see in my life is the mould i use to study on.with his corky and rude attitude,seriously fuckin cb bah.u dont interrupt a patient while his talkin about his ailment do u.
the 2nd was way fuckin funnier LOL.justin can attest to this the next time we bring this topic up.the doctor was some indian dude,nice lookin chap ,not the fat smelly bastardo types u see roaming the streets in little india,looked more middle eastern in my opinion.
but somehow the moment i saw him i knew i was gonna do something stupid ,so i simple sat down,bent over and keep my gaze at a piece of paper on the floor.the moment he started talkin ,justin could see me fuckin shaking with laughter under the view of the table and he started laughing too.wer talking about bawls out laughter,the kind that u suffer from stiches right after 1min of intense pleasure.JUSTIN COULDNT EVEN SAY NO PROPERLY CAUSE HE WAS LAUGHING TOO MUCH.so we simply made up that ozy just smsed us and he was such a joker,dont think the guy was fooled though LOL.i had to walk to the nearby "structure of ur muscles"poster and bit on the inner sides of my cheeks inorder to control myself but any guy with a 800 or below degree eyesight could have seen me shaking with laughter LOL.really imba bah.
today was like..."see girls with big bewbs "day cause we kept seeing them man,jesus fuckin christ.especially when their as skinny as stacy and when u get a front view u see watermelon-ish bosoms drooping down.
anyway went to plaza sing and got justins phone fixed,not without fuckin up the manager with some leet talk about why the fuck a warrenty card would be needed for a fuckin phone service when his phone was repaired the last time within the warranty and the problem still persisted.ate bk after that and went home.im fuckin full-_-
qotd:i hate justin timberlake man
but he gets all the girls,and what do u get?u get to hatethem
AND STOP STEALING MY POOFS PLEASE.
poof.
went to find justin at np and we went to nuh soon after,funny to hear that he said its been a long time since he smelled the faint mixture of hospital disinfectant.anyway we spent like fuckin ages waiting for the doctor and ended up readin womens magazines which strangely are way more interesting than i thought.pointing out at ugly girls might have significantly increased the level of fun i suppose.the first doctor we met was fuckin cb,super kp,with the impression that (im a doctor,im the best in the world)more like im a doctor and im a fag,the only pussy i will ever see in my life is the mould i use to study on.with his corky and rude attitude,seriously fuckin cb bah.u dont interrupt a patient while his talkin about his ailment do u.
the 2nd was way fuckin funnier LOL.justin can attest to this the next time we bring this topic up.the doctor was some indian dude,nice lookin chap ,not the fat smelly bastardo types u see roaming the streets in little india,looked more middle eastern in my opinion.
but somehow the moment i saw him i knew i was gonna do something stupid ,so i simple sat down,bent over and keep my gaze at a piece of paper on the floor.the moment he started talkin ,justin could see me fuckin shaking with laughter under the view of the table and he started laughing too.wer talking about bawls out laughter,the kind that u suffer from stiches right after 1min of intense pleasure.JUSTIN COULDNT EVEN SAY NO PROPERLY CAUSE HE WAS LAUGHING TOO MUCH.so we simply made up that ozy just smsed us and he was such a joker,dont think the guy was fooled though LOL.i had to walk to the nearby "structure of ur muscles"poster and bit on the inner sides of my cheeks inorder to control myself but any guy with a 800 or below degree eyesight could have seen me shaking with laughter LOL.really imba bah.
today was like..."see girls with big bewbs "day cause we kept seeing them man,jesus fuckin christ.especially when their as skinny as stacy and when u get a front view u see watermelon-ish bosoms drooping down.
anyway went to plaza sing and got justins phone fixed,not without fuckin up the manager with some leet talk about why the fuck a warrenty card would be needed for a fuckin phone service when his phone was repaired the last time within the warranty and the problem still persisted.ate bk after that and went home.im fuckin full-_-
qotd:i hate justin timberlake man
but he gets all the girls,and what do u get?u get to hatethem
AND STOP STEALING MY POOFS PLEASE.
poof.
Monday, June 23, 2008
gym and pooled with dinner with the dudes yesterday.thats about it.
been rereading letters of iwo jima and flags of our fathers again.good stuff,definitely very good content even if ur not an avid war history reader.gives me goosebumps when i read it but thats just me i guess.one part was kinda disturbing though,when a japanese was hacking a kid to death and all he said was mummy mummy his killing me.
need to start improving my command of english again,its been too long since i actually challenged myself.although i have been reading a ton of novels consistently-_-.never had the chance to use the words i learnt lol.
qotd:uncommon valour was a common virtue.
most reproduced photograph in history.
poof.
been rereading letters of iwo jima and flags of our fathers again.good stuff,definitely very good content even if ur not an avid war history reader.gives me goosebumps when i read it but thats just me i guess.one part was kinda disturbing though,when a japanese was hacking a kid to death and all he said was mummy mummy his killing me.
need to start improving my command of english again,its been too long since i actually challenged myself.although i have been reading a ton of novels consistently-_-.never had the chance to use the words i learnt lol.
qotd:uncommon valour was a common virtue.
most reproduced photograph in history.
poof.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
holland lost LOL.quanie is truely a jinx i guess.was suppose to play soccer today but i guess everyone got emo or simple too exhausted to play.ended up gymin instead.
todays fishing tournament of sorts was fuckin lame man.we bought all the bait,dough/bread/cat fish and didnt catch shit.and nub fishermen with like crappy rods and stuff were landing all the huge fishes.mosquitos didnt make things better either.went home empty handed.but it was pretty funny though,fishing in a pond at the golf course lol.
mum rented my room out to some german girl for a month.at least shes hawt.
gonna practice my piano piece.its a hard one and i got 1 month to finish 2 more songs.poof.
listening to everybody hurts by rem.
todays fishing tournament of sorts was fuckin lame man.we bought all the bait,dough/bread/cat fish and didnt catch shit.and nub fishermen with like crappy rods and stuff were landing all the huge fishes.mosquitos didnt make things better either.went home empty handed.but it was pretty funny though,fishing in a pond at the golf course lol.
mum rented my room out to some german girl for a month.at least shes hawt.
gonna practice my piano piece.its a hard one and i got 1 month to finish 2 more songs.poof.
listening to everybody hurts by rem.
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