and todays blog update is dedicated to MAGDALYN.shes been with me for 6 years!and in the first 2 i suffered everyday from her ridiculous nipples of justice which were always filled with coldwater and always spured others girls to bully me.whichwas gay because alyssa is pretty much a man,and wanyu is huge,especially her butt.ALTHOUGH I DO GET PAYBACK BY POKIN MAGS BOOBIES WHOOOO.thanks for all the very open minded chats that always tend to make me feel better,and also sharing porn links with me although they were things i have already seen before.but hey its the thought THAT COUNTS KAE.and although she always laughs maniacally,one has to admit that her laugh itself makes other people feel happy.so bless you mag,u owe me some oral "favours" when i get back if u want me to get u ur presents.
i showed my pimpled face on my blog for u mag.
alright sorry guys,i had tons of assignments and homework to do which explains why i haven updated my blog in a while.so this post is gonna be as long as the black man's dick i saw in the gym yesterday.
so anyway heres whats happening in school.i will chronicle everything according to subject because i have too much shit to say.
chinese:
i managed to perfect the art of asskissing with my online chinese teacher,to such an extent that she will be giving me personal listening comprehensions from now on so i dont even have to do the online assignments except for tests and quizes WHAHAHA.and i just feign ignorance everytime i made a mistake and she will give me the right answer which i will then key in online.FREE 100% BABY WHAHAHHAHAHAH.and while at the table i saw this super hawt nerdy girl man.u know the kind with ermm...awesome bodies and nerdy but naughty faces.yup just like that.heres how she roughly looks like bah.
remember her?ALMOST ALIKE MAN
english:
i am seriously,the unluckiest dude in english class. i had to leave early on one of the teacher's classes so when i came back...i found out i was tossed into the worst group ever.i was tossed into a grp for 5 girls...not just any girls.they were OBESE 1 OF THEM WAS CAMBODIAN AND 2 OF THEM WERE FUCKIN BLACK.AND ALL WERE 30YR OLD PLUS CEPT FOR THE OTHER OBESED LARD FILLED SWINE.YES YES I KNOW I KNOW THE IRONY AND KARMA IS SICKENING.and i have 7 comprehensions to finish by next tuesday,2 essays which i worked my ass for due today and a presentation next thursday with this rag tag group.actually i shouldnt be so mean cause their pretty nice,but i think the karma gods bit me square in the ass this time. and the teacher likes to call me brian heng heng heng heng heng heng .LOL. and theres this guy,whos name is HASSAN KUNT.u read it out aloud fast and u will get it.and another one called cheng bang which i found oddly funny
math:
math is ok la..still teaching the very lame stuff like functions and all that kinda junk.its JUST SUB X VALUE IN OR.and i heard from the teacher we will only be covering up till basic intergration.pfft.exam next week and im gonna go study with my friend on tuesday who previously pangsehed me today cause the sister wanted to go home and sleep lol.
chemistry:
chemistry is damn damn terrible.like i said in previous posts,she is a terrible teacher.and for some reason her classes are reminding me more of physics classes.with topics on radiation , wavelength and kinetic energy on light particles wth.whats most stupid is that her test tomorrow which i have yet to study for is mainly about memorizing important names of people who contributed to chemistry.wth is this,naming of american president's chemistry edition?she said we could write in feedback forms in her lecture today,and we didnt have to write names.so i said listenin to her lecture was like masturbating with sandpaper.and ran away as soon as i handed it in LOL.so far for friends here....only 1-2 bah..its hard when everyone concentrates and doesnt talk to anyone else other than their clique.and thes indian dudes were tryin to crack a joke with or at me?i dunno.i just said huh,dont get u and walked away.hmm now i wonder,were they making fun of me.
linguistics:
the class is pretty cool casue the teacher is very interesting.i heard her final exam is mcq and its group discussion too.and she tells good stories,stories tat dont go for 15min and have no relevance to the subject like ms chemistry .she gave us a very...disturbing topic to research on today.it was about feral children...and one such case was this girl called genie .
Genie is a feral child who spent nearly all of the first thirteen years of her life locked inside a room. She was discovered by authorities on November 4, 1970.she walks like a bunny man, like in the picture.it gave me the creeps when i read her story. and i heard theres more people like her,well not exactly her but people that grew up being raised by animals.some by wolves and eventually even becoming pack leader...which.....would probably mean theres some farmsex going on.good god.the nightmares KEEP GOING ON.
this is the pic.
well i really hope i do well this sem,which is why im doing all my homework.or actually the reason why im doing all my homework is because i have nothing else to do,and one can only surf porn for fun for THAT long.i dont even feel the urge to play computer games anymore.america does funny things to you.one weird thing is that i cant find alot of my shirts that i brought over from singapore.like my "mine's bigger shirt" and i feel super pekcek over it because its so comfortable,and also due to the fact that my wardrobe is depleting.i have 4 jesus shirts,and i dont think i can ever wear the "fucking metal" one outside,neither can i wear the "this shirt was designed to distract girls while i look at their chest"so im going shopping on saturday to buy more stuff.my uncle told me that wer going to a water park too!!which i heard its super cool cause they got like,wave makers and huge slides that will give ur ass cheeks rope burns for days.
i recently started gyming again and im glad i guess,the bad thing is that i feel incredibly weak now,cant even do 25 pound bicep curls consistently which i could while in singapore.and i was even able to do a couple reps of 30 pounds de lor...same for chest la ,my shoulders hurt like a mother whenever i do chest exericses,man i hope this weakness goes away soon,very emo about it.oh well,guess i will start slow again and go back to my normal self in a week I HOPE.and i have to start on my stomach which i have been procastinating.AND ONE MORE THING.I WAS AT THE GYM YESTERDAY AND THIS BLACK DUDE IN TEH BATHEROOM,HIS FLACID PENIS WAS BIGGER THAN MY ERECTED ONE.GOOD GOD WHAT ARE THEY EATING MAN
im damn scared the red marks in my moustache area turn out to be scars.i pray that it doesnt,but somehow i think it is leh..cause its like..flat and no bumps already.im prayin very hard.very very hard.
anyway i discovered a great fast food restaurent.wendys...omg that place is orgasmic.this burger..called the baconator is totally for justin man.its all meat,bacon beef and tons of cheese.as mampat as yinghuis juicy cheeks.
2 weeks in pictures
hawainn bbq
this is how cheap food is here man.well junk food that is
this is how most malls look like here
and the sheer size of pizzas here.
justin this is how costco looks like
and my BACONATOR.
if u guys wnat pics of anything.lemme know and me will post
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