grrrrrrrr yes yes i am very dumb,i made a careless mistake in my MATH EXAM WHEN I WAS SUPPOSE TO GET FULL MARKS.omg and everyday i keep thinking i made more carelss mistakes inside the paper so i hope the agony of waiting ends soon.
i had an english presentation,one that i was so worried for cause of my singaporean accent and i got an A-!!!whooohooo i knew the teacher liked me,oh maybe its cause im too good?or maybe simply because the person before was a vietnamese that couldnt speak english to save her life
i been gyming frequently again,and sad to say i can only do like 1/2 to 3/4 of the weights i used to pump. and i met my classmaet at the gym today,but since he decided to dao me,i daoed the fuckin mexican back.bastard go back and pick the white men's strawberries la.
cool thing is that im finally hanging out with people,and glad to say im having an ok time with it hahah!gonna go watch a movie soon with em so i hope its fun. embarrassing thing is that they have to drive me home but their fine about it.
anyway i got lots of pics to update so i will do it later?
i miss u nat.i miss ur confucius-ish advice in life
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
ehh han hope u enjoyed ur mini bday song haha...promise i will sing it better next time-_-, it WAS very dark and family guy was on so we were distracted lol!
man ,the first 3 groups in english class did their presentations and they were such good speakers man,so i really hope i can still perform well.the teacher thinks im a very hardworking and good student HAHAHAA.i really am very hardworking in english class though-_-. humanities lesson was lame cause i slaved last night to finish homework only to realise i was doing THE WRONG REVISIONS OMG.
went over to my friends house to study math today...its damn easy la shud be able to get 100 lol..only potential problems are like...trig values and careless mistakes.GONNA MAKE SURE IM NOT GONNA GET CARELESS MISTAKES.A+ HERE I COME IKUZOH!
heres a better song ALFONE.SINCE U SAID THE PREVIOUS ONE WASNT NICE.
man ,the first 3 groups in english class did their presentations and they were such good speakers man,so i really hope i can still perform well.the teacher thinks im a very hardworking and good student HAHAHAA.i really am very hardworking in english class though-_-. humanities lesson was lame cause i slaved last night to finish homework only to realise i was doing THE WRONG REVISIONS OMG.
went over to my friends house to study math today...its damn easy la shud be able to get 100 lol..only potential problems are like...trig values and careless mistakes.GONNA MAKE SURE IM NOT GONNA GET CARELESS MISTAKES.A+ HERE I COME IKUZOH!
heres a better song ALFONE.SINCE U SAID THE PREVIOUS ONE WASNT NICE.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
yesterday was good for me except that it was kinda ruined at night?iunno i'll get by,what i was chasing was a fool's dream anyway.
i screwed up my chemistry test big time man....its damn embarrassing.i memorised everything that didnt come out,and i forgot about a single page. SINGLE POWERPOINT SLIDE.that was worth half the marks of the FUCKIN PAPER.thats seriously damn gay bah,all my efforts gone for moot.there goes my 90% average.
and i found out thats its good to be friendly!walked up to some guy in the cafeteria and just chatted up with him.well guess i will be doing that much more often now whaha hopefully it widens my social circle.
i think im abit....shy and loserish atm u know.because when it comes with hanging out with a girl friend i dont even dare to sit next to her-_- and her sister ,i would just...stand there LOL.but it got better and we ended up chit chatting .
math exam next wednesday!presentation next thursday!and lots of comprehensions to finish up by tuesday!whooo to a fucked up weekend!!
i screwed up my chemistry test big time man....its damn embarrassing.i memorised everything that didnt come out,and i forgot about a single page. SINGLE POWERPOINT SLIDE.that was worth half the marks of the FUCKIN PAPER.thats seriously damn gay bah,all my efforts gone for moot.there goes my 90% average.
and i found out thats its good to be friendly!walked up to some guy in the cafeteria and just chatted up with him.well guess i will be doing that much more often now whaha hopefully it widens my social circle.
i think im abit....shy and loserish atm u know.because when it comes with hanging out with a girl friend i dont even dare to sit next to her-_- and her sister ,i would just...stand there LOL.but it got better and we ended up chit chatting .
math exam next wednesday!presentation next thursday!and lots of comprehensions to finish up by tuesday!whooo to a fucked up weekend!!
Thursday, August 28, 2008
ok i am alive again
happy birthday mag


and todays blog update is dedicated to MAGDALYN.shes been with me for 6 years!and in the first 2 i suffered everyday from her ridiculous nipples of justice which were always filled with coldwater and always spured others girls to bully me.whichwas gay because alyssa is pretty much a man,and wanyu is huge,especially her butt.ALTHOUGH I DO GET PAYBACK BY POKIN MAGS BOOBIES WHOOOO.thanks for all the very open minded chats that always tend to make me feel better,and also sharing porn links with me although they were things i have already seen before.but hey its the thought THAT COUNTS KAE.and although she always laughs maniacally,one has to admit that her laugh itself makes other people feel happy.so bless you mag,u owe me some oral "favours" when i get back if u want me to get u ur presents.
i showed my pimpled face on my blog for u mag.
alright sorry guys,i had tons of assignments and homework to do which explains why i haven updated my blog in a while.so this post is gonna be as long as the black man's dick i saw in the gym yesterday.
so anyway heres whats happening in school.i will chronicle everything according to subject because i have too much shit to say.
chinese:
i managed to perfect the art of asskissing with my online chinese teacher,to such an extent that she will be giving me personal listening comprehensions from now on so i dont even have to do the online assignments except for tests and quizes WHAHAHA.and i just feign ignorance everytime i made a mistake and she will give me the right answer which i will then key in online.FREE 100% BABY WHAHAHHAHAHAH.and while at the table i saw this super hawt nerdy girl man.u know the kind with ermm...awesome bodies and nerdy but naughty faces.yup just like that.heres how she roughly looks like bah.
remember her?ALMOST ALIKE MAN

english:
i am seriously,the unluckiest dude in english class. i had to leave early on one of the teacher's classes so when i came back...i found out i was tossed into the worst group ever.i was tossed into a grp for 5 girls...not just any girls.they were OBESE 1 OF THEM WAS CAMBODIAN AND 2 OF THEM WERE FUCKIN BLACK.AND ALL WERE 30YR OLD PLUS CEPT FOR THE OTHER OBESED LARD FILLED SWINE.YES YES I KNOW I KNOW THE IRONY AND KARMA IS SICKENING.and i have 7 comprehensions to finish by next tuesday,2 essays which i worked my ass for due today and a presentation next thursday with this rag tag group.actually i shouldnt be so mean cause their pretty nice,but i think the karma gods bit me square in the ass this time. and the teacher likes to call me brian heng heng heng heng heng heng .LOL. and theres this guy,whos name is HASSAN KUNT.u read it out aloud fast and u will get it.and another one called cheng bang which i found oddly funny
math:
math is ok la..still teaching the very lame stuff like functions and all that kinda junk.its JUST SUB X VALUE IN OR.and i heard from the teacher we will only be covering up till basic intergration.pfft.exam next week and im gonna go study with my friend on tuesday who previously pangsehed me today cause the sister wanted to go home and sleep lol.
chemistry:
chemistry is damn damn terrible.like i said in previous posts,she is a terrible teacher.and for some reason her classes are reminding me more of physics classes.with topics on radiation , wavelength and kinetic energy on light particles wth.whats most stupid is that her test tomorrow which i have yet to study for is mainly about memorizing important names of people who contributed to chemistry.wth is this,naming of american president's chemistry edition?she said we could write in feedback forms in her lecture today,and we didnt have to write names.so i said listenin to her lecture was like masturbating with sandpaper.and ran away as soon as i handed it in LOL.so far for friends here....only 1-2 bah..its hard when everyone concentrates and doesnt talk to anyone else other than their clique.and thes indian dudes were tryin to crack a joke with or at me?i dunno.i just said huh,dont get u and walked away.hmm now i wonder,were they making fun of me.
linguistics:
the class is pretty cool casue the teacher is very interesting.i heard her final exam is mcq and its group discussion too.and she tells good stories,stories tat dont go for 15min and have no relevance to the subject like ms chemistry .she gave us a very...disturbing topic to research on today.it was about feral children...and one such case was this girl called genie .
Genie is a feral child who spent nearly all of the first thirteen years of her life locked inside a room. She was discovered by authorities on November 4, 1970.she walks like a bunny man, like in the picture.it gave me the creeps when i read her story. and i heard theres more people like her,well not exactly her but people that grew up being raised by animals.some by wolves and eventually even becoming pack leader...which.....would probably mean theres some farmsex going on.good god.the nightmares KEEP GOING ON.
this is the pic.

well i really hope i do well this sem,which is why im doing all my homework.or actually the reason why im doing all my homework is because i have nothing else to do,and one can only surf porn for fun for THAT long.i dont even feel the urge to play computer games anymore.america does funny things to you.one weird thing is that i cant find alot of my shirts that i brought over from singapore.like my "mine's bigger shirt" and i feel super pekcek over it because its so comfortable,and also due to the fact that my wardrobe is depleting.i have 4 jesus shirts,and i dont think i can ever wear the "fucking metal" one outside,neither can i wear the "this shirt was designed to distract girls while i look at their chest"so im going shopping on saturday to buy more stuff.my uncle told me that wer going to a water park too!!which i heard its super cool cause they got like,wave makers and huge slides that will give ur ass cheeks rope burns for days.
i recently started gyming again and im glad i guess,the bad thing is that i feel incredibly weak now,cant even do 25 pound bicep curls consistently which i could while in singapore.and i was even able to do a couple reps of 30 pounds de lor...same for chest la ,my shoulders hurt like a mother whenever i do chest exericses,man i hope this weakness goes away soon,very emo about it.oh well,guess i will start slow again and go back to my normal self in a week I HOPE.and i have to start on my stomach which i have been procastinating.AND ONE MORE THING.I WAS AT THE GYM YESTERDAY AND THIS BLACK DUDE IN TEH BATHEROOM,HIS FLACID PENIS WAS BIGGER THAN MY ERECTED ONE.GOOD GOD WHAT ARE THEY EATING MAN
im damn scared the red marks in my moustache area turn out to be scars.i pray that it doesnt,but somehow i think it is leh..cause its like..flat and no bumps already.im prayin very hard.very very hard.
anyway i discovered a great fast food restaurent.wendys...omg that place is orgasmic.this burger..called the baconator is totally for justin man.its all meat,bacon beef and tons of cheese.as mampat as yinghuis juicy cheeks.
2 weeks in pictures
hawainn bbq

this is how cheap food is here man.well junk food that is

this is how most malls look like here


and the sheer size of pizzas here.

justin this is how costco looks like

and my BACONATOR.

if u guys wnat pics of anything.lemme know and me will post
and todays blog update is dedicated to MAGDALYN.shes been with me for 6 years!and in the first 2 i suffered everyday from her ridiculous nipples of justice which were always filled with coldwater and always spured others girls to bully me.whichwas gay because alyssa is pretty much a man,and wanyu is huge,especially her butt.ALTHOUGH I DO GET PAYBACK BY POKIN MAGS BOOBIES WHOOOO.thanks for all the very open minded chats that always tend to make me feel better,and also sharing porn links with me although they were things i have already seen before.but hey its the thought THAT COUNTS KAE.and although she always laughs maniacally,one has to admit that her laugh itself makes other people feel happy.so bless you mag,u owe me some oral "favours" when i get back if u want me to get u ur presents.
i showed my pimpled face on my blog for u mag.
alright sorry guys,i had tons of assignments and homework to do which explains why i haven updated my blog in a while.so this post is gonna be as long as the black man's dick i saw in the gym yesterday.
so anyway heres whats happening in school.i will chronicle everything according to subject because i have too much shit to say.
chinese:
i managed to perfect the art of asskissing with my online chinese teacher,to such an extent that she will be giving me personal listening comprehensions from now on so i dont even have to do the online assignments except for tests and quizes WHAHAHA.and i just feign ignorance everytime i made a mistake and she will give me the right answer which i will then key in online.FREE 100% BABY WHAHAHHAHAHAH.and while at the table i saw this super hawt nerdy girl man.u know the kind with ermm...awesome bodies and nerdy but naughty faces.yup just like that.heres how she roughly looks like bah.
remember her?ALMOST ALIKE MAN

english:
i am seriously,the unluckiest dude in english class. i had to leave early on one of the teacher's classes so when i came back...i found out i was tossed into the worst group ever.i was tossed into a grp for 5 girls...not just any girls.they were OBESE 1 OF THEM WAS CAMBODIAN AND 2 OF THEM WERE FUCKIN BLACK.AND ALL WERE 30YR OLD PLUS CEPT FOR THE OTHER OBESED LARD FILLED SWINE.YES YES I KNOW I KNOW THE IRONY AND KARMA IS SICKENING.and i have 7 comprehensions to finish by next tuesday,2 essays which i worked my ass for due today and a presentation next thursday with this rag tag group.actually i shouldnt be so mean cause their pretty nice,but i think the karma gods bit me square in the ass this time. and the teacher likes to call me brian heng heng heng heng heng heng .LOL. and theres this guy,whos name is HASSAN KUNT.u read it out aloud fast and u will get it.and another one called cheng bang which i found oddly funny
math:
math is ok la..still teaching the very lame stuff like functions and all that kinda junk.its JUST SUB X VALUE IN OR.and i heard from the teacher we will only be covering up till basic intergration.pfft.exam next week and im gonna go study with my friend on tuesday who previously pangsehed me today cause the sister wanted to go home and sleep lol.
chemistry:
chemistry is damn damn terrible.like i said in previous posts,she is a terrible teacher.and for some reason her classes are reminding me more of physics classes.with topics on radiation , wavelength and kinetic energy on light particles wth.whats most stupid is that her test tomorrow which i have yet to study for is mainly about memorizing important names of people who contributed to chemistry.wth is this,naming of american president's chemistry edition?she said we could write in feedback forms in her lecture today,and we didnt have to write names.so i said listenin to her lecture was like masturbating with sandpaper.and ran away as soon as i handed it in LOL.so far for friends here....only 1-2 bah..its hard when everyone concentrates and doesnt talk to anyone else other than their clique.and thes indian dudes were tryin to crack a joke with or at me?i dunno.i just said huh,dont get u and walked away.hmm now i wonder,were they making fun of me.
linguistics:
the class is pretty cool casue the teacher is very interesting.i heard her final exam is mcq and its group discussion too.and she tells good stories,stories tat dont go for 15min and have no relevance to the subject like ms chemistry .she gave us a very...disturbing topic to research on today.it was about feral children...and one such case was this girl called genie .
Genie is a feral child who spent nearly all of the first thirteen years of her life locked inside a room. She was discovered by authorities on November 4, 1970.she walks like a bunny man, like in the picture.it gave me the creeps when i read her story. and i heard theres more people like her,well not exactly her but people that grew up being raised by animals.some by wolves and eventually even becoming pack leader...which.....would probably mean theres some farmsex going on.good god.the nightmares KEEP GOING ON.
this is the pic.

well i really hope i do well this sem,which is why im doing all my homework.or actually the reason why im doing all my homework is because i have nothing else to do,and one can only surf porn for fun for THAT long.i dont even feel the urge to play computer games anymore.america does funny things to you.one weird thing is that i cant find alot of my shirts that i brought over from singapore.like my "mine's bigger shirt" and i feel super pekcek over it because its so comfortable,and also due to the fact that my wardrobe is depleting.i have 4 jesus shirts,and i dont think i can ever wear the "fucking metal" one outside,neither can i wear the "this shirt was designed to distract girls while i look at their chest"so im going shopping on saturday to buy more stuff.my uncle told me that wer going to a water park too!!which i heard its super cool cause they got like,wave makers and huge slides that will give ur ass cheeks rope burns for days.
i recently started gyming again and im glad i guess,the bad thing is that i feel incredibly weak now,cant even do 25 pound bicep curls consistently which i could while in singapore.and i was even able to do a couple reps of 30 pounds de lor...same for chest la ,my shoulders hurt like a mother whenever i do chest exericses,man i hope this weakness goes away soon,very emo about it.oh well,guess i will start slow again and go back to my normal self in a week I HOPE.and i have to start on my stomach which i have been procastinating.AND ONE MORE THING.I WAS AT THE GYM YESTERDAY AND THIS BLACK DUDE IN TEH BATHEROOM,HIS FLACID PENIS WAS BIGGER THAN MY ERECTED ONE.GOOD GOD WHAT ARE THEY EATING MAN
im damn scared the red marks in my moustache area turn out to be scars.i pray that it doesnt,but somehow i think it is leh..cause its like..flat and no bumps already.im prayin very hard.very very hard.
anyway i discovered a great fast food restaurent.wendys...omg that place is orgasmic.this burger..called the baconator is totally for justin man.its all meat,bacon beef and tons of cheese.as mampat as yinghuis juicy cheeks.
2 weeks in pictures
hawainn bbq
this is how cheap food is here man.well junk food that is
this is how most malls look like here
and the sheer size of pizzas here.
justin this is how costco looks like
and my BACONATOR.
if u guys wnat pics of anything.lemme know and me will post
Friday, August 22, 2008
aww man yesterday was soo soo so crappy.my highly anticipated english essay was returned to me with a C grade OMFG.FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE YOU KNOW.it seems that arguementative essays here follow a way different format in the sense that everything we do back in singapore is anathema here.orrr..my handwriting could be a major factor to my grade but im just gonna feign ignorance haha.
math is startin to be a bitch too.not that its too hard.they just elaborate TOO MUCH.the class is called calculas,well it sounds more like graphs to me.thats all they do and the teacher explains alot of useless chapters like piecewise functions and all that kinda crap.what irks me alot is that we cant use differentiation in finding maximum or minimum values yet(i actually forgotten the steps though LOL) and thus i have to use a graphing calculator.AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO USE IT.so i guess i have to do some...."fitting in with the education system" studying.and i haven done my chinese online thingy cause i feel weird doing it online.guess i'll do it on saturday.
chemistry is weird haha totally weird.had a quiz today and half of it was on definitions which IS BULLCRAP.the rest was just sig fig and accuracy/precision tests so it shud be cake.made friends with this army dude who served in iraq so yup.BRIAN HAS MADE ANOTHER FRIEND.VICTORY.talked to the chemistry teacher today...about...alkene+water=alchohol....and she was like yeah..but we werent be learning that far in this syllabus.OH MY GAWD HAHAHAHAHAHA.and i said...erm i learnt this in high school.she"well u must have learnt alot in high school"LOLOLOLOL.speaking of which i forgot how to find non polar and polar compounds.help please?
on ratemyprofessor.com. shes rated as one of the worst pieces of shit ever.reminds me of mr burns from the simpsons.dont you think?

"Her class is hard only because she doesn't know how to teach. She leaves problems on the board, and lets you work on it for 2 straight lab hours while she works on grading her paper because she doesn't wanna do it at home. The only time she actually taught was when the inspector was over at the class, no test review at all, not recommended."GG
celebrated uncle bday yesterday.ate pizza.that is all
and pics from my bday












thanks for all the chem notes and other stuff andrew.although i don think i would be needing chem now haha
math is startin to be a bitch too.not that its too hard.they just elaborate TOO MUCH.the class is called calculas,well it sounds more like graphs to me.thats all they do and the teacher explains alot of useless chapters like piecewise functions and all that kinda crap.what irks me alot is that we cant use differentiation in finding maximum or minimum values yet(i actually forgotten the steps though LOL) and thus i have to use a graphing calculator.AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO USE IT.so i guess i have to do some...."fitting in with the education system" studying.and i haven done my chinese online thingy cause i feel weird doing it online.guess i'll do it on saturday.
chemistry is weird haha totally weird.had a quiz today and half of it was on definitions which IS BULLCRAP.the rest was just sig fig and accuracy/precision tests so it shud be cake.made friends with this army dude who served in iraq so yup.BRIAN HAS MADE ANOTHER FRIEND.VICTORY.talked to the chemistry teacher today...about...alkene+water=alchohol....and she was like yeah..but we werent be learning that far in this syllabus.OH MY GAWD HAHAHAHAHAHA.and i said...erm i learnt this in high school.she"well u must have learnt alot in high school"LOLOLOLOL.speaking of which i forgot how to find non polar and polar compounds.help please?
on ratemyprofessor.com. shes rated as one of the worst pieces of shit ever.reminds me of mr burns from the simpsons.dont you think?

"Her class is hard only because she doesn't know how to teach. She leaves problems on the board, and lets you work on it for 2 straight lab hours while she works on grading her paper because she doesn't wanna do it at home. The only time she actually taught was when the inspector was over at the class, no test review at all, not recommended."GG
celebrated uncle bday yesterday.ate pizza.that is all
and pics from my bday
thanks for all the chem notes and other stuff andrew.although i don think i would be needing chem now haha
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
BATMAN BEYOND
Hi nyeeeeguhs!man english class is starting to get me worried.got our topic for our term paper today.and its got to do with who will this particular political figure vote for in the presidential elections,cant remember the name but all i know this is bullshit.wtf man why cant they give a better topic instead of some american bullshit which is totally uninteresting.i guess i shall say vote for the nigger.
its like 5 pages long,and i have to follow this format of writing called MLA.which i have no idea what the hell it is.looks like i have to do some research cause I HAVE TO GET AN A.
this another english essay today and it was a piece of cake lol.what intrigues me is that when u cant take two stands here when u write an essay.i always thought thats what the teachers in bbss always emphasize on doing.odd.and im trying to get the teacher for chinese to exempt me from online assignments cause it seems like such a pain.plus,the bloody text book and workbook costs 170 dollars wtf.i guess this is what they do when the economy is in recession,sneaky bastards im just gonna buy books online then.and a niggar talked to me today! he was like "u got paper on you homie?"HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fuckin funny.
and another creepy thing is that NO ONE TALKS IN CLASS .NO ONE ,its like everyone is super intent on studying hard or soemthing like that.its scary
more pics
mongolian bbq

jasmine LA JASMINE LA HAPPY NOT JUSTIN AND OZY

AND ME

kanna scammed for kfc,just like that time from swensons


cute lookin cat,i feel like owning one


the trees look good at least
its like 5 pages long,and i have to follow this format of writing called MLA.which i have no idea what the hell it is.looks like i have to do some research cause I HAVE TO GET AN A.
this another english essay today and it was a piece of cake lol.what intrigues me is that when u cant take two stands here when u write an essay.i always thought thats what the teachers in bbss always emphasize on doing.odd.and im trying to get the teacher for chinese to exempt me from online assignments cause it seems like such a pain.plus,the bloody text book and workbook costs 170 dollars wtf.i guess this is what they do when the economy is in recession,sneaky bastards im just gonna buy books online then.and a niggar talked to me today! he was like "u got paper on you homie?"HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fuckin funny.
and another creepy thing is that NO ONE TALKS IN CLASS .NO ONE ,its like everyone is super intent on studying hard or soemthing like that.its scary
more pics
mongolian bbq
jasmine LA JASMINE LA HAPPY NOT JUSTIN AND OZY
AND ME
kanna scammed for kfc,just like that time from swensons
cute lookin cat,i feel like owning one
the trees look good at least
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