so yup..short post.went up to pleasenton today to celebrate jasmines birthday..yes yes..calm down justin,fuckin paedo. but in the end i slept the whole day there cause i spent the previous night watching GOSSIP GIRL ONLINE LOL.big regret,cause they went shopping and im really keen on buying some long sleeve t-shirts except they have a collar?dunno how to describe but i hope u get the picture.


BIG NEWS.SEE SATURDAY NEWPAPER. MY COUSIN JEREMY WEE IS IN IT,THE ARTICLE ABOUT THE IMPORT MODELS.SERIOUSLY FUCKIN PRICELESS GO AND READ.
shaun:yo
jamie:WITH THE GORGEOUS BLACK HAIR LA DUH
rome: okininam pangit
ozy: yeah i know man,i think i just wear normal t shirt,laugh at idiots who dress up
andrew:HAHHAHAHAH TOTALLY MAN SERIOUSLY BWG.

so yyeah tbh i wont be blogging about stuff in school much because life there is pretty much the same thing all week.one thing that ticked me off is that my permit test got postponed..again..to wednesday, hopefully thats the final date caus ei really wanna start driving already..anyway it sure sucks that the drinking age here is 21 LOL,not like its deterring any 18 yr olds fromdrinking..and from what i seen, girls can drink here LOL.this one chick i was talking to drank a vodka bottle by herself,wtf right, but of course she got high but that feat is definitely respectable.hope people didnt run train with her half comatosed body.

i feel like a fuckin girl.i only gymed once this week.seriously.
been hanging out with tina and gang recently and yup, its fun,at least im doing something !right.?and one thing about america, they find every single fuckin reason to party LOL.like....halloween means party time.so yup gonna go for my first halloween party i dunno what to wear seriously.cant wait.


listening to fly away by leny kravitz

my grandma almost died yesterday.scared the living shit out of me.well what happened was that she was at the dialysis center and at the last 5 mins of the session her blood pressure dropped incredibly low and she passed out.thank god for the ever vigilant hospital attendants that spotted it and rushed to help her.at least theres something good about america,and thats incredible service.it shocked me cause..well how would the day be different if my grandma did pass away yesterday, i couldnt really picture it in my mind, justin and dawn probably know how close i am to my ah ma even when i was still in singapore.so yup.. it got me thinking, maybe i should spend more time with her, she still has to live long enough to see her great grand childrin (EHHH EHHH :) ).shes the only person other than skyekins that has made me cried bah,to me that means something LOL.

anyway courtesy from rome, i managed to finally delve into the realm of www.whacko.wordpress.com, and i SHALL FLAME THE FUCKER.
i'll just summarize everything under his blog which i find terribly ridiculous.
im not trying to be mean.i just think its not fuckin possible, is there somehting wrong with that LOL.

Ten things I love doing:
-Licking whipped cream and Ben&Jerry ice cream off my partner’s parts. I’ll spare you the details here.

Five Things I Love Doing When I’m Emo:
-sex,----->bunch of lies.

Five Things I Love Doing When I’m Happy:

why do I have to bother doing anything when I’m happy? ZZZ. Anyways…
- make love
- Listen to music
- Lick whipped cream/B&J
- Rest my head against her chest and listen to her heart beat

Ten Ways To Win My Heart:

- Lick whipped cream off my fingers
- French kiss
- make out
- Cuddle
- lie in bed together talking
- bake for me (they always say that the way to a man’s heart is thru his stomach)
- cook for me (see above)
- Let me rest on her <3
- Stare into each other’s eyes
- RP
- Handcuff me <3
- Have B&J together
- Whips <3

10 Ridiculous Things I Wish To Do Before I Die:

-Have sex on a esclator (Did it in a evelator before, but never tried esclator)
-a MAJOR orgy party (the last one I had had only like.. 2 guys and 4 girls. pathetic.)


so yeah.the major percentage of readers are people who know this dude.AKA ERNEST YAP.do u think, what he is saying is remotely true lol..cause ..well im not generalizing man, but seriously if his gettin that amount of pussy i would be bathing in an endless shower of naked brooke banx's.so,wheneve your bored just take a look at his blog, its half an hour of nonsensical entertainment.

in other news im gettin addicted to gossip girl LOL.and my test today..well i hope i didnt screw it but i really made sure i did no careless mistakes and yet i got weird answers.prayin that i was right then.i need the A grade for this one badly.

why do eurasians aka pan asians look so hawt?.Hybrid vigor. The first generation gets the best genes from each parent. if you want child to look hawt,fark an angmoh or a nigger. unfortunately even with this advantage in heriditery genes, paul twohill still looks like someone rubbed his face against a hot wall of acrylic when he was a baby.

why are chinese people obsessed over white culture and appearences?its called globalisation.because apart from widening the economy of countries, there is also a cultural change. and which country is the leading superpower in the media business?fuckin america,and thats why asian peeps are foolishly blinded into believing whatever that is white is the way to go.i would agree with peeps there actually,i love big titties,something asian chicks wont be...able to provide.and why do korean people go for plastic surgery,cause their the fuckin rejects of china,and korean people are dirty smelly people who do not deserve anything.same goes to paedophilic japs,only good thing that came out from there is food and sony playstations.with a few exceptions.unfortunately this is how the world is,and since i hate china more than any other country in the world,i rather asians undergo a whitening then follow korea and japan.countries full of hairy pussies.god damn.

i just found this incredibly funny since its from my family.
who knew says:
FUCKING HATE AUNTY FONG
who knew says:
DAMN BITCH
brian. says:
why
brian. says:
what she do lol
brian. says:
i need to force myself study
who knew says:
JUDGEMENTAL
brian. says:
ARRGH
brian. says:
why
who knew says:
UNAPPRECTIATIVE
who knew says:
FUCKING HELL
who knew says:
got lizard
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
so ah jie ask me go help dem kill
who knew says:
i go in
brian. says:
lawl
who knew says:
i dun even knw where the fuck it is
brian. says:
funny shit
who knew says:
and she starts judging me and making negative comments
who knew says:
tt do neither party good
brian. says:
about what
who knew says:
i cant whack hard cuz like its at night right and everyone is asleep
who knew says:
ah kong sure wakes up
who knew says:
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THE LIAZARD DO TO YOU
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
ITS ALso life rite
who knew says:
it deserves to live
brian. says:
damn funny la
who knew says:
its not causing harm
who knew says:
den she comment
who knew says:
im useless
who knew says:
liek a girl
who knew says:
den i whack the fucking thing dman hard
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
den i said mai kao pei kao bu
who knew says:
and ah jie said dun be rude
who knew says:
-.-
brian. says:
SERIOUS
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
like if u dun appreciate my helpo
who knew says:
den dun ask me la
who knew says:
AND I DUN WNA HEAR ABOUT UR GOD DAMN COMMENTS
who knew says:
BITCH

who knew is andrew

im boring:(

man i just realised im a very boring person here, not in a sense that i lead a boring life(which is still a duh),just that i dont ...really give out a very interesting aura. and that i can blame on being afraid to show my true charactor,because it may sometimes seem funny to others, i can easily assume that some people detest it as well.so why risk it..., its like...masking the beast within myself ,the very evil beast that hope some people's babies die but people still find it funny.the problem is this attitude aint gonna get me much friends LOL,well interesting and fun ones at least, not saying the ones i know aint that, its just that its better to have more-_- i cant hang out with 3 people for the rest of my college life, thats downright faggoty.sometimes i wish i had u, justin. would make life much much much easier,at least i dont have to bother being friendly.
so yeah what i been doign recently is studying, or shud i say tutoring,and tina thinks im a good tutor?so maybe i should start tutoring at school ,its like 10.50 an hour and u dont really do much,so im probably going for the interview some time this week.got my social security number too so i can take my driving test this week WHOOO.and they say u cant reveal ur social security number here lol?cause its like, reall important and u can be a victim of identity theft...big diff from singapore right, my fuckin id is s9071477e or big dealz.

i still feel kinda ticked off for my mathresults, after all i printed past year papers and did them,and i still got a fuckin lame 83....really damn lame lor..its like the questions whichi think didnt come out, did and their like 6 marks per pop.why cant derivatives come soon so i can farking kick ass at it.its like the teacher is spending the half of the semester teaching farking limits, which i didnt learn at all and thus= no advantage? zz.must study hard so i can play wow.

and i think my angmoh friends found my blog LOL.well hope u like it then,i never said anything bad bout u gals cause ya'all are the best!thanks for all the lifts home hehe.and the asian girl reference was regarding someone else

and heres this week on the life of brian in texas holdem

this is on tao too.i just like it.and btw justin u owe me something.TAG IT.U KNOW I KNOW.
brian. says:
justing
brian. says:
go check ur results
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
lol
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
2.6 gpa
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
cb
brian. says:
LOL
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
wtf la
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
got two
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
i dunno how i get C
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
serious
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
idiot oso wun get C one
brian. says:
LOL
brian. says:
SUAY
brian. says:
then u must be super idiot
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
fuck u

damn pekcek..lost a triple 5 hand to a triple 8 hand.so this is how i flame people

oh my gawds i feel so disappointed with my results today. 83 for my calculas cause i lost like 15 marks on domain and range questions-_-..very lame lor, they said express the range y as a function of x,I THOUGHT U MEANT U MAKE X SUBJECT OF FORMULA AND SOLVE LA.isnt it?turns out u look at the fuckin formula and just find out the transition from there.bwg and its like 6 MARKS? and the sec2x=0 question turned out to be some lame n(pi)/2 shit wtf. as for chemistry i only got 90.5%-_-.....very disappointed too causei made a lame mistake about the mercury and lead thingy,it would have been like 95% la...safe A..now its a very very risky A.worst thing is some hei ren got 97..how can a hei ren get 97 and i dont.no more face to see the world ba lol


went to the movies yesterday WOOHOO..finally gotto hang out after spendin a month in this dump.was pretty coo,went to eat at moo-moos and watched the house bunny. tracy and tina's friend was pretty fun too.we went to this palce called macoroni grill after that just to hang out and her friend(veronica) paid for my check.felt soo bad..-_- have to buy her lunch or something the next time.OR IM NOT DEFENDING MY FAMILY'S HONOUR LOL. went to some place called java after that for coffee so it was pretty cool. sigh i wish i could hang out more, but my ahma keeps tryin to tell me not to go out la.super sian man..she thinks im gonna go out and get mobbed to death by the seemingly unending flood of bluck mon.hopefully her mindset changes soon?cause i got jio-ed for football game today only but fortunately/unfortunately i was sleeping?lol..cause even if i was awake i dont think my ahma will allow.she like."LAST TIME AH .NO MORE GOING OUT".zzzzzz.so yup, really have to thank them alot,cause they were like ferrying me around since i dont know how to drive,i really cant wait to get my driving permit man,seriously.but i dont think i shud give my blog address to peeps here, lol..its like..dual identity if u know how i usually act around strangers...wait, i usually act the same.FINE,k i am just really innocent here aight?maybe i can just do some mass editing before giving them the address LOL



pics from two weeks ago

place called armadillos


big ass cookies

really red sun

and i was bored.the school looks nice at times

whoooo starting the day with a high note, got a 100 for chem quiz i think.and im currently studying for my exam which is tomorrow,gay thing about it is that you have to memorize alot of definitons which is very gay, but its like....50 mcq and 6 short questions lol so i pray im safe.i somehow feel bad,cause tina is doing kinda bad,and im doing well and i feel guilty in like...feeling happy in general LOL. i hope i do well for the exam,no careless mistakes here i come!

as for the calculas paper,im nervous:O, cause i really want/need that A grade for it or it would be downright embarassing,shud be ok la since i think i only made 2 minormistakes.

and for english class,im starting to get the gut feeling that im writing too much?or maybe the american system wants you to get straight to the point for reasons/points because the teacher gives me an 1hour to write an arguementative essay,i ended up rushing and not finishing the conclusion whichis like GG but she said i could just redo,i hope i do get a good grade from what she saw though.

saw a sight today,that kinda made me feel bad,was in the school cafeteria and this disabled white man with a beard(im very subsceptible and weak-willed to someone who has a nice beard and moustache) sitting on his automated wheel chair was looking at me and i smiled back,and he gave like a shy smile in return.only realised then that i do make fun of people like that at times ,well their fucking muds(mud rapes dont get angry uzi) but STILL, the way he expressed himself was kinda was already one who has low self esteem and it made a part of me die a little bah.

in other stories, i saw alot of roadkill today,like 3.all cats.is that a coincidenceor what.one had blood leaking all over and it made me think of jelly that u spread on ur bread.

if u ever want to raise a child,do not fucking raise her in america.why her,because it is a proven fact that raising a girl in the US while make her end up as fucked up as my cousins with absolutely no sense of respect and the biggest achievement one can make is that "omg im a freshman but all the seniors like me".so do not do it,listen to my words of wisdom,and please beat your child, but u know what,i dont have any reason or right to correct them so i'll just be a curious bystander looking at them spiral their ways to depression and problems.by the way,i realised that the scariest /whoriest/craziest kind of angmohs, are usually abc's? perhaps their tryin to disprove their stereotype of being nerdy asians and thats why they strive so hard to be hardcore whores?well thats my theory.whats yours.


my good poker game today that was finally screenshotted in the presence of justin.i won 7000.in a low stake table,the odds of that is like seeing haleys comet streak pass u as u masturbate in the toilet.

I WON 5K IN TEXAS HOLDEM AND SAID FUCK U ALLAH.TOO BAD JUSTIN DIDNT SCREENSHOT IT THAT FUCKIN LOSER

i cannot be careless!

hey hey people.lately i have been feeling abit emo man...college is easy but i feel my bane is really in making careless mistakes.i shud be gettin A's so i really dont want that to drag me down cause its very gay.alfone says its due to my charactor,well I SHALL CHANGE IT.MUST GET GOOD GRADES SO I PLAY ABIT OF WOW WHEN EXPANSION COMES OUT ARRRGH.its so tempting.its calling me into it again,like..the one ring...my precious my precious choucheebye,valdrane,porkikins and chao cheebye.all calling for me.

anyway school'sbeen a bore.but it looks like i have to start gettin serious really soon, have to write a term paper which is 40% of my grade and i have to do a research on the format,as well as studying more for my chemistry cause its like totally memorising and physics atm. math shud be a piece of cake la...i reall feel ashamed for doing such a careless mistake,its meant to be full mark paper man.PRAYIN I STILL GET AN A FOR THAT PAPER WHEN I SEE THE RESULTS ON MONDAY.

anyway this post is also dedicated to alfone.i knew u for 4 years man.sec 1 and sec2 dont really count cause..well i only see u when im with justin haha!one thing is for sure,if there was one guy who has a deeper voice than me in sec one,its this mother fucker right here.i really wonder though,my voice really that deep meh wtf.justin say like my voice break in p4?LOL.anyway sec3 was when i really got to know u mantalking and laughing at elvina during breaks or when im outside during mdm yeos class(DO U WANT TO BE THE WET BISCUIT ELPENIS.) and making her laugh while we make fun of sandy even though she keeps sayin "dont la its very bad leh"BUNCH OF FUKIN LIES. and thanks so much for the very personal man to man talks we used to have,from everything under the sun, and all the times when we studied together!hey didnt work for u but it sure as hell worked for me
all the the talks about.....hehehehhehe"OMG I HAVE NO MONEY,I REALY WANNA GO ON THE YACHT"WELLL..ON ONE CONDITION~~~and yes i know u were very irritated that all we talked about in alameen or bukit timah market was about porn nowadays LOL.BUT U ENJOYED IT U FUCKIN LIAR.GOD DAMN BROOKE BANX IS HOT
and you were the one who intro-ed me to coldplay and semisonic -closing time!i cant go around listing all the things we ahve done,shared and experienced but you and i both have it in our hearts bah.
so thank you for being a good friend man :)see u in december.i promise we will get wasted

ps:i know u want the spy hunter by project 86 in the album song to burn your bridges by.so please tell me and i will auto send u

grr

grrrrrrrr yes yes i am very dumb,i made a careless mistake in my MATH EXAM WHEN I WAS SUPPOSE TO GET FULL MARKS.omg and everyday i keep thinking i made more carelss mistakes inside the paper so i hope the agony of waiting ends soon.
i had an english presentation,one that i was so worried for cause of my singaporean accent and i got an A-!!!whooohooo i knew the teacher liked me,oh maybe its cause im too good?or maybe simply because the person before was a vietnamese that couldnt speak english to save her life
i been gyming frequently again,and sad to say i can only do like 1/2 to 3/4 of the weights i used to pump. and i met my classmaet at the gym today,but since he decided to dao me,i daoed the fuckin mexican back.bastard go back and pick the white men's strawberries la.

cool thing is that im finally hanging out with people,and glad to say im having an ok time with it hahah!gonna go watch a movie soon with em so i hope its fun. embarrassing thing is that they have to drive me home but their fine about it.

anyway i got lots of pics to update so i will do it later?

i miss u nat.i miss ur confucius-ish advice in life

ehh han hope u enjoyed ur mini bday song haha...promise i will sing it better next time-_-, it WAS very dark and family guy was on so we were distracted lol!

man ,the first 3 groups in english class did their presentations and they were such good speakers man,so i really hope i can still perform well.the teacher thinks im a very hardworking and good student HAHAHAA.i really am very hardworking in english class though-_-. humanities lesson was lame cause i slaved last night to finish homework only to realise i was doing THE WRONG REVISIONS OMG.
went over to my friends house to study math today...its damn easy la shud be able to get 100 lol..only potential problems are like...trig values and careless mistakes.GONNA MAKE SURE IM NOT GONNA GET CARELESS MISTAKES.A+ HERE I COME IKUZOH!


heres a better song ALFONE.SINCE U SAID THE PREVIOUS ONE WASNT NICE.