my grandma almost died yesterday.scared the living shit out of me.well what happened was that she was at the dialysis center and at the last 5 mins of the session her blood pressure dropped incredibly low and she passed out.thank god for the ever vigilant hospital attendants that spotted it and rushed to help her.at least theres something good about america,and thats incredible service.it shocked me cause..well how would the day be different if my grandma did pass away yesterday, i couldnt really picture it in my mind, justin and dawn probably know how close i am to my ah ma even when i was still in singapore.so yup.. it got me thinking, maybe i should spend more time with her, she still has to live long enough to see her great grand childrin (EHHH EHHH :) ).shes the only person other than skyekins that has made me cried bah,to me that means something LOL.

anyway courtesy from rome, i managed to finally delve into the realm of www.whacko.wordpress.com, and i SHALL FLAME THE FUCKER.
i'll just summarize everything under his blog which i find terribly ridiculous.
im not trying to be mean.i just think its not fuckin possible, is there somehting wrong with that LOL.

Ten things I love doing:
-Licking whipped cream and Ben&Jerry ice cream off my partner’s parts. I’ll spare you the details here.

Five Things I Love Doing When I’m Emo:
-sex,----->bunch of lies.

Five Things I Love Doing When I’m Happy:

why do I have to bother doing anything when I’m happy? ZZZ. Anyways…
- make love
- Listen to music
- Lick whipped cream/B&J
- Rest my head against her chest and listen to her heart beat

Ten Ways To Win My Heart:

- Lick whipped cream off my fingers
- French kiss
- make out
- Cuddle
- lie in bed together talking
- bake for me (they always say that the way to a man’s heart is thru his stomach)
- cook for me (see above)
- Let me rest on her <3
- Stare into each other’s eyes
- RP
- Handcuff me <3
- Have B&J together
- Whips <3

10 Ridiculous Things I Wish To Do Before I Die:

-Have sex on a esclator (Did it in a evelator before, but never tried esclator)
-a MAJOR orgy party (the last one I had had only like.. 2 guys and 4 girls. pathetic.)


so yeah.the major percentage of readers are people who know this dude.AKA ERNEST YAP.do u think, what he is saying is remotely true lol..cause ..well im not generalizing man, but seriously if his gettin that amount of pussy i would be bathing in an endless shower of naked brooke banx's.so,wheneve your bored just take a look at his blog, its half an hour of nonsensical entertainment.

in other news im gettin addicted to gossip girl LOL.and my test today..well i hope i didnt screw it but i really made sure i did no careless mistakes and yet i got weird answers.prayin that i was right then.i need the A grade for this one badly.