haii guys...as the days draw towards december, it is a norm for me to once again, rekindle the fires of love for lord of the rings, and more specifically my hero aragorn AKA viggo the man mortensen..WHY IS THAT GUY SO HANDSOME.IT IS SO UNFAIR. it is mankind's dream to find the perfect human specimen, yet viggo mortensen is right there at the top of human perfection, kicking the asses of the human evolutionary tree. and can u believe his only 50, what a god damn hunk man jesus fuckin christ. im truely glad that peter jackson decided to replace stuart townsend for him..or i would never be able to chance upon such a man. i been readin up lately, and i heard that if viggo actually rejected the job,they were gonna offer NICHOLAS CAGE OR RUSSELL CROWE.like.WTF?can u imagine it...he would look like a god damn hobo tryin to be cool man. viggo embodies the spirit of aragorn, my HERO, MY KING.

his hair is magical in this. and it shows bearded girls.



viggo being a cool horse person.hsi voice is magical


lotr bloopers!!took me fuckin long to find them



and this is where miranda otto says aragorn is hawt.WHICH PROVES IM NOT THE ONLY ONE.STARTS AT 2.09. " i first saw viggo i was like..omg! who is this guy? oh and his playing aragorn, its gonna be so easy to fall in love with this man. his a man of incredible integrity and he also looks absolutely smashing as aragorn, i defy all women who watch this film not to fall in love with him"



the charge of the rohirrem is super imba man.....the speech by theodon is ...the best in the world.beats ANYTHING.first part is the cut scene where the witch king owns gandalf,cut from the original movie.listen to the soundtrack when his giving the speech.really imba.



like wtf, this is stuart townsend, and this is his aragorn pic,fuckin ugly right.serves him right for thinking he could be aragorn, he spent 2 months training in newzealand only to be fired on the first day of acting without pay.IN UR FACE NIGGUH





i wish we asians could actually grow a significant amount of facial hair...because facial hair is so damn cool-_-...i wanna grow a beard already man god damn it.just like aragorn.


anyway on other news. im gonna ace my math and chinese.so damn easy man.and yes,alfone i will write a 1k rant essay if i dont get A's LOL. chem is hard now man, i cant believe i skipped class today, but oh well, i THINK i might have learned it before. i dunno whether i shud go for the halloween thing...cause wer going clubbin..and i dont have an id...bringing passport will be lame....plus..its all girls, and it will make me look like a faggot. i bought mass gainer today! cause i realise creatine is not enough...zz waste 2 weeks again, I ALWAYS SEEM TO DO THAT. but at least i got bulkier bah, now going for more muscles again WHOOT.

this song is really sweet. sang by annie lenox.

chinese midterm, math midterm tomorrow, both i never really studied for but i did work on for an hour.shud be enough.wish my luck.

im coming back from 21stdecember-january 11th. thats..21 days.GO ME!


been to germany china america phillipines thailand japan korea .I SHOULD BE IN TOURISM LOL.malaysia doesnt count la right..


TAKE CARE OF SKYEKINS AH ANDREW.IF UR READING THIS.

i am fucking fuckin fuckin pissed off with my cb russian communist whore chemistry teacher.fuckin useless piece of shit, i hope she dies in a fuckin fire while i donkey punch her child to death in front of her eyes.
i found out i got a lousy ass B for my chemistry paper.the messed up thing?my section b full marks, mcq 60%. unfortunatly mcq is 60% of the grade and section b is 40%. the thing is, im not really angry over my grade, although im very disappointed because it was an A-able paper, its more of the fact that she wouldnt go through the paper, and she wouldnt explain WHY WE GOT THE QUESTIONS WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE.she just gives u the answer key and leaves. the thing is, WE DONT GET TO KEEP ANY OF THE TEST PAPER QUESTIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE SO WHAT GOOD DOES THAT DO FOR US. i asked if she could explain or atleast let me take the question paper back so i could see howi got it wrong, because all of my mistakes were either math applied or formula applied mistakes, and due to the fact that the answers are all so similar u really do not know what went wrong unless u looked at the steps. WHAT DID SHE DO?THE WHORE SAID NO, AND THAT THE REASON BEING SHES GOIN TO RECYCLE THE QUESTIONS,AND THAT ALL THE QUESTIONS CAN BE SEEN IN HER PREVIUS QUIZES,WHICH IS A FUCKIN LIE CAUSE THEY DONT.


SO TELL ME,HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GET THE QUESTION RIGHT THE NEXT TIME IF I NEVER KNEW WHAT I DID WRONG IN THE FIRST FUCKIN PALCE.DAMN CB IMBA OR.THE BIGGEST SLAP IN THE FACE IS.

c+ 0xygen---->c02

for carbon, identify the something la

a) oxidising agent b)reducing agent C)reduced d) none of the above e) one and more of those listed.

kk, so the answer is oxidising agent+ OXIDISED. so i naturally selected E.
then i got WRONG, AND I ASKED WHY. she said, CAUSE THE WORD" THOSE" WAS MEANT FOR THOSE LISTED ONLY,AND THAT I ACTUALLY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN CORRECT, AND THAT SHE APOLOGISED FOR MAKING THE QUESTION LOOK TERRIBLY BAD.I ASKED WHETHER I COULD GET MARKS FOR THIS BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUSLY RIGHT, SHE SAID NO CAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE TO COLLECT ALL THE PAPERS BACK. ONE MCQ IS 4 FUCKIN MARKS, THAT GIVES ME AN A.AND SHES TOO FUCKIN LAZY TO TAK EPAPERS BACK AND REGRADE THEM.WTF IS WRONG WITH HER??!!!!!!!S
SERIOUSLY LO,chemistry shud be a definite A for me,and now that its gettin harder i need every mark i can get so that i can maintain my grade for future might-occur screwups.NOT LOSING MARKS CAUSE THE TEACHER IS LAZY.FUCK HER GAMARNIK.

and my calculas got 95, cause i sub in wrong value,cb...it was a 10mark easy question.the super hard question i got right was only 6 marks.cb wtf is this.must do well for next test this tuesday but its gettin really hard.same for chemistry, i must really chiong le...but seeing the teachers "motivation and concern" gettin an A is gonna be hard..


im going for party on halloween,and i might go cemetary or something...sigh another depressing thing about being in america and its fuckin school system...is that,in a totally unrelated subject..im losing my sense of humour ..or should i say MY SENSE OF HUMOUR DOES NOT EXIST. i cant be funny here, i dunno why but i just find...no oppurtunity to be funny..i cant really explain it? different culture, different sense of humour, i guess im too timid to really express myself? i mean what if i say something i think its funny in singapore and peopl just give me a u-are-fuckin-weird face here, cause i have seen hints of that happening when i do try to open up.and its hurting me really bad,because i can see like..friends identifying me as not funny, but thats like the total opposite of me la.fucking hell..even got called blend, and even though it was a joke, this kinda remarks are what hurt the most u know, its like reflecting my singapore personality as something that does not exist anymore, I DONT WANT TO BE LIKE THIS. i think i have a great personality OK, I JUST THINK IM DAMN POLITE AND TIMID ATM. most of the time when they give remarks which shw obvious oppurtunity to say something funny in return, i just end up smiling or nodding or saying "yeah...." as a reply...and the thing is, i dont even know what would be funny to say know cause its so SOCIALLY CONFUSING. i hope things get better for me, i mean its not like im being loner-ish..but i think i can establish wayyy better relationships if i actually CAN open up comfortably.

long post.poof.

ever watched robot chicken?


and i found this funny...somehow...its the crazy looking illustrations

oh mann this is so messed up la...i had a calculas test 2 days ago about derivatives and stuff.and it was damn fuckin easy.the thing was I SCREWED UP ON MY FIRST QUESTION BECAUSE OF CARELESS MISTAKE.i sub wrong value in WTF??!! and because of that my grade will probably be 92 already.which means im left with 2 marks for careless mistake or no A at all?omg im damn scard and pissed, cause i was supposed to super duper own this exam and make my average skyrocket but now i dont even think an A is possible..cbbb make me do careless mistake on 8 mark question why cant u give me 2 mark question to be carelss with.and the thing is its all this careless mistake thats dragging me down, even though i double check like fuck.GRR.

and for my chemistry quiz i fucked up too cause i was suffering from fever and a numbr of ailments while doing the quiz..actually i went all the way there just to go for quiz and go home..ended up gettin a 70..fuckin bad sia....its a C in america...cb stupid fever fuck y'all.chemistry midterm soon,MUST OWN.MUST MUST OWN, even though its like physics now..with enthalpy and shit,I CAN DO IT,AND QUIZ TOMORROW ALSO, BANZAI BANZAI BANZAI!

playing wow recently with ozy, knn always afk make me die, cb..i KILLING MOBS HALFWAY AND HIS EATING WATCHING ME DIE.THEN AFTER THAT SAY LOL.

english class today was weird...and awkward,teacher was asking how we had to cutback on since the economy is gettin pwned, and tbh i ddint really cutback on anything lol.its my fuckin 2nd month here what do u expect.then she was moving form student to student,cause everyone has to share, and i had NO idea that she was talking to me,cause her eyes were small and she was talking to another girl previously before shifting her attention to me,so she was just saying"so u cant go home as often huh,blahblahblah"and for 10secs i just nod and smile at her LOL.then i realise she was talking to me and quickly reply.i hope i wasnt rude lol.

lastly...i was in the toilet yesterday admiring myself in teh cubicle.school toilet,and this dude,rushed in to the other cubicle,PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND SHAT,IN 5 SECONDS,WIPED HIS ASS ,FLUSHED AND LEFT.i was like,WTF I HAVEN EVEN PULL DOWN MY BOXERS YET LOL.cb american people ,very loose anuses.

spent 120 bucks today on weightgainer.GIVE ME MUSCLE.

studying in library is damn funny,cause tracy is a super imba artist,and i always show my "pieces of work" to her,such as a damn fat and ugly pikachu as well as a depiction of a black man doing his homework in the table across us.we ended up drawing the black man as GORILLA CAUSE IT WAS SO SIMILAR.BLACK MUN LUK LAIK GORREELLLAH
anyway pics of stuff

me acting damn pro teaching


shes actually very chio if she doesnt smile so spastically.very hawaiin look.

veyr retarded smile.

one of my masterpieces

leanna's shorts.knn puts a girl i know to shame.and yes ihad permission.she was the one taking the picture.

ohhh man what a bummer, chemistry is actually starting to get hard . worse still is calculas...its like he tests alot of stupid things like how do u find the derivative using the limit method blahblahblah.knn fuckin mafan leh.and unfortunately for me i just caught a flu+fever+sorethroat...on the coldest fuckin day of the week.i went to school for one and a half hours, only tofind out my remaining classes gotcancelled(i spent 2 hrs finishing my essay the night before too for english) and i still had to meet tina, so that was like...234234234 hours of waiting and walking just to keep my metabolism up so that i wouldnt slip into a cold induced statis just like walt disney, except that he was dead when that happened but u get the point yeah?damn suay man seriously, especially when i have a huge quiztomorrow on chemistry, i think im just gonna pop in class for like 15min and getout because i can barely talk at the moment.

fall season is here so its starting to get damn bloody cold, u know the feeling when u have to sit on a cold toilet bowl in the morning, WELL U DONT BUT IT SUCKS MAN.its an incredible mindgame where u have to force ur butt cheeks on the seats and not shiver with discomfort.highlight of the week,i spent like 100++ yesterday buying cool clothes and 2 starwars book .satisfied i guess.driving test is constantly being postponed, and i think im losingmy mass in the gym, i cant even do 30 pound bicep curls anymore, but maybe thats because i havent worked on my arms since i was here so meh, GONNA START NOW. have to look good in the new clothes i bought:).

btw if u guys wanna take skye out, just ask justin to ask i think my mum will definitely allow.but make sure in sentosa he gets alot of shade during the hottest part of noon and lots of water.and some doggy food, get him the caesar brand of foodtoo, just as a small treat because i knowhe doesnt like to eat his normal dog food when his out.dont get water in his ears, and make sure no fuckin bengs or muds or tamila try to touch him.ALSO MAKE SURE U SAY HIS CUTE AND ADORABLE, and rub his tummy cause he likes that alot, and try to make sure his on teh leash most of the time because u never know when some idiiots try to be violent when they see a cute dog heading to them. other than that, enjoy his company and the unstoppable torrents and waves of females attracted to him.peace out NIGGUHS

so while u guys got to go for a cool ass chalat forking out 35 dollars, i got to go to santa cruz boardwalk themepark for my sunday off.it was really awesome, in the sense that scenic views and a theme park right next to a beach is something u will never see in singapore.unfortunately....my iphone ran outta batt right when i stepped into the premises..retarded..
price of food is fuckin retarded.large fries= 6.00 us dollars. normal hot dog 4 dollars...and they give it such a fancy name,grand polish hotdog.can just say fuckin cheapass microwaved hot dog in a bun?but it was fun definitely and despite teh cold i enjoyed miself, although spending the time with u guys in chalat would be way better actually, at least i comprimised.

i was just thinking today...and i remembered a scene at home which wrenched my heart.it was when i was sitting in my living room back in singapore and i saw skye lookin through the holes in the balcony staring at the people below, with eyes that reflected loneliness and the desire for freedom.he was just standing there, but somehow thats all it takes to enlighten me.it hurt me in a way that i couldnt imagine, its the kind of misery u feel when u realise by yourself that your not a good father/friend/blahblah etc. that feeling is odd, because unlike in other circumstances when u can push the blame to others, u KNOW that this was your fault..when i come back in december,skye is going everywhere with me. so to dog owners out there,really cherish your dog, it sounds cliche but its true, u will never really miss him until his gone.

Saw my reflection, covered in glass
How it reminds me of you
Broken like a vision, an unfinished season
Terror had struck me, but all I could see is your soft skin
And I wondered ..

damn sian la...i dont get to go for mondays chalat hahahaha hope u all have fun...im gona be busy finishing up my homework during the weekend as well as watch gossip girl online LOl.its damn addictive,and blake lively/serena looks like michelle b in porno flicks. i feel abit depressed lately..and quanie says im being childish LOL, but hey thats me,its all about image.its like...lions.and of all things it has to be a skinny-myfacegotsteppedonwhenIwasababy-lion that ninjas my shit. its like, the magnitude of that shame and embarrassment is equal to a dog pissing on my face man.

on other lighter news im averaging an A for all subjects WHOOO..and i skipped my humanities class a few days back because i was too sleepy,and now i feel terribly ashamed of myself cause all the notes that given out are ones that come out on the test,maybe if i approach her in her office and request for notes i might get it, with my innocent demeanour. hey, it worked for english class,the proffesor adores me LOL.
justin says he wants to come over and study here,and he thought berkely was a crappy school LOL.

and i got my facts right la please



UPDATED:I just received an assignment to do a comprehension from the very bowels of satan's rectum.feel free to do it and tell ME THE ANSWERS PLEASE.BECAUSE ITS DUDE TUESDAY AND I SPENT 2 HRS JUST FLIPPING THROUGH THE PAGES TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO ANSWER IT.

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20010402/willis

1) in her introduction, willis states that HBO's sopranos series is a "meditation of the nature of morality, the possibility of redemption and the legacy of Freud." in the context of the overall essay, what does she mean by this statement?
2) what observations does Willis make about "self-consciousness" or "self knowledge"as a crucial aspect of our understanding of the sopranos?
3)according to willis, what does the sopranos tell us about contemporary american culture?why is the program, in the words of a critic whom the writer quotes, "a cultural rorschach test"?

2nd month

so this is the 2nd of october,so it pretty much means its the 2nd month i've been in this shit hole.learned alot in this short timeframe, so heres the list i have compiled

-having low or sling bags are considered gay here,for guys
-black people are like the muds of singapore, or shud it the other way round
-girls are incredibly hawt in america, with boobs so big u wonder whether they have an extra heart just to pump the blood to those huge bombs of destruction
-if u cant drive when ur 18, you suck. thats me.gay.
-people are pretty open minded here,and tina reminds me so much of dawn.and veronica so much of mag.nostalgic.
-some people like to stick a comb in their afro to look cool,and shockingly it does.
-toilets in school really suck,the cubicles have a slit through and u can actually peek at the guy taking a shit
-people dont know how to aim, shitting on the rims of the toilet bowl,how the fuck is that even remotely possible
-i think 90% of the people here fucked before
-diet here gives girls big boobies.tested and proven

anyway justin, stop being a gay retard with ur webcaming with leanna u paedophillic prick LOL.btw,i pwned at dota and the guildofficer was like"U GUYS HAVE NO BALLS,FACE ME 1V1 INSTEAD OF GANKING"pussy, and im actually loosening up more now..kinda happy about it.
one last embarrassing thing, i failed my driving theory test twice....and now im actually gonna study for it b4 i go for a test this time.gay as shit.so paiseh lo,they mark it infront of ur face. i hang out alot of with tina,and people think we'r a couple.like wtf, at least i know when to back off, cant say the same for most people.lol,just friends bah,unlike fuckin chinhong, anyhow touch people and still try to act normal about it, bloody half brained mountain troll. went to macoroni grill today(italian restaurent)and got 50% discount cause veronica is a employee there.song bo:).anyway im hoping i get to go gym today,and not get pangsehed.if not seriously fuckin bwg...

been changing my diet recently,no more rice, just meat and protein based food, small portions and 6 times a day, hopefully i get a good change!my hair is looking alot nicer too:),yinghuiiii where have u been...got so much to share with u sigh..




PS:female drummers drive me crazy now.and i hate you, u know who you are, for breaking a promise.but hey, what right do i have now anyway.dawn u hypocrite.