Tuesday, July 1, 2008

DUMP.COM,SHITS AND DAISIES.

god damn it.my luck is terribly lately,in terms of the real world.in wow its been pretty splendid,won a new epic shoulders today and everytime the guild leader or someone else on ventrilo tries to pronounce my name it sounds terribly gay and hilarious.(name is porkikins.)

mahjong today was FUCKIN LAME MAN.i zimo 2 4 tai games,and won anotehr 4 tai game resulting in alot of money won.but guess what?i fed two 5 tais and then burned out my profits to a 0.counting in other things as well.and i had at least 3 games where i had 5 tai and was WAITING LA....UNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.PONGPONG BAN SER HU THAT KINDA BEAUTIFUL MAMPAT SHIT.
all that tense shit for nothing.

was discussing with ozy why women are such bad drivers.just look at the qotd to see why.and guys arent bad drivers cause they have both hands on the wheel even when their sexually stimulated:).cant say the same thing for chicks.

went with ozy to beauty world to pool with quanie alfone justin and rome and ended up eatin dinner at al azhar.quoted from alfone:9/10 ten times i come here,we end up talking about porn.fuck man,it is true but its such A FUN TOPIC TO TALK ABOUT LOL.another interesting topic is the who would u rather fuck game,which i think i might have insulted someone.(psst blademaster)inside joke.

quanies mother came by just as we were discussing which options were more disastrous and horrendous to choose so thank god we stopped in time.ozy was doing the jerking off motion too but his back was facing her when she entered LOL.

weiquan's mum thinks im the least likely to act crazy when im drunk.u get the bitter irony here?*LETS GO FIND SOME GIRLS MAN.I NEED TO ******* SOMETHING.)

she paid for our dinner ,felt bad.but dont worry karma got me in the ass right after that when i stepped on a mud pool full of drainage water,piss and shit.literally shit.im not joking.i had to walk back home cause it made my slippers stink so fuckin bad.kinda gay that i laughed at justin 5 mins before that about him stepping on dog shit previously.curse u karma gods!


question of the day:would u fuck a 6 yr old boy in the ass,or a 90 year old granny.
quote of the day:Hardcore sex sounds ,the ultimate collection,volume 5
its a women driver's best friend!

heres the fuckin hawt dump.com girl that everyone:quan me justin ozy and rome are fuckin despo over.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/699943/
seriously fuckin funny

LOL

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