im back from japan wooot!

1st day:
woke up at 4.30 in the morning to pick up some business client's and headed to the airport.man this indonesian chinese girl was pretty as hell and shes 37,kinda roughly guessed her age by asking which year did she finish high school.IM TOO SHREWD BAH.too bad shes married and has 2 kids already.the plane flight was fuckin lame man,kept going to the restroom and emo over how many pimples i had on my face,so i ended up not lookin at the mirror whenever i enter.there was this indian dude who was sitting behind me who actually got drunk on the flight.justin's right man,all indians are fuckin cheap,he kept asking for beer and sake and eventually ended up lying down like a bangla.

when we arrived we took another 4 hr trip to nagaoka from narita airport (tokyo),and reached at like 9pm just nice for dinner.btw,have u ever watched japan hour on channel news asia,where u see the lucky bastard of the day eating all the good food and smiling to him/herself.they weren't faking it man,the food actually made me smile to myself when i tasted it,the difference in standard and freshness is limitless bah.

2nd day:

went to some business meeting with japanese bastards.only good thing about that place is that u get treated like a god.whenever u enter the main entrance lobby about 15 people bow to u as though ur emperor hirohito himself man.and there was this chick,who was like....a living replica of chae yong?(spelling)...perfect brown curly hair and SHE HAD HUGE BOOBIES LA.plus its friggin awesome when u see 50-60 yr olds bowing to you.makes me proud like a god =).
my dad...is teh scariest dad u want to be with when his in party mode.we went to a ktv lounge and he was like....hugging girls and dancing with them and stuff.like jesus christ,IN FRONT OF ME.not dry humping kinda dancing,just the normal stuff old men do but STILL ,its my dad for christ sake .ITS SO WRONG.oh well,maybe its because the ktv owner is some girl my dad is friends with.
coolest thing is that , this place was near the red light district so pimps were like calling out to me with words like kimochi and good good!good girl!


the last 2 days were mainly shopping,went to ginza and bought a seiko watch and 2 lacoste shirts .expensive would be hardly the word to describe the place bah.a normal jackat,costs 500 dollars.a fuckin jackat man.what the hell.its like,u can buy 2 pairs of pearl earrings for that price man wth.


things i learnt from this trip:
1)japanese porn is the sickest shit ever.they have different genres of sadochism.bondage and whipping,ear fucking,armpit licking,back licking,and lots of food and syrup poured all over the girl.its like,the dude was eatin THE CONTENTS OF A FRUIT BOWL ON THE GIRLS TITTIES MAN.
2)japanese girls are friggin hawt ,its not that their drop dead gorgeous types,but they know how to dress and how to present themselves.cant say the same for singaporean girls ,seeing a butch or an ahlian just makes me want to killmyself.i dont even have to TRY to find pretty girls like in singapore.i walk past a street and i see one.unfortunately all the hawt girls have sugar daddys,go figure.
3)japanese's penis is damn black,cause i peeked at one in the toilet and it was as dark as midnight,with a cherry at the tip.

eh does anyone realise xia xue is damn fuckin ugly,or am i just taking too long to catch up with the times.



was justins bday yesterday and i went to sji to see him and the rest of the team get their asses handed to them on a silver plate.lost 4-0 LOL.i thought the match was kinda rough but the peeps say this is already very fair already,i guess the really rough ones involve stabbing and brassknuckle fistin perhaps?tbh i think everyone shud bring a brass knuckle,a toothbrace and a helmet the next time y'all ever go for a serious soccer match.and me and honglin when nitjitsu-ing around the school and preyed on a certain classroom.drew penises on peoples worksheets and changed a few words on people's book titles.it would be way funnier if u realise what the book was about.and the irony that comes with it.hl post the pics on ur blog please thanks.

went to newyorknewyork to eat which was pretty coo.and went home after that!

does anyone know how i can thicken my hair.cause i looki like im balding whenever i put clay:(.

ps:O'HANA.