Saturday, May 31, 2008

honglin is a fuckin jinx

justin's house:

it is a jinx to mahjong with honglin.for teh first time in my mahjong life i didnt own in mahjong?WHY?BECAUSE HL IS MY ANATHEMA THATS WHY..it eventually boils down to this,i guess i have to go solo for mahjong!whahhahaha.anyway i made it all worth it by making them(ozy rome justin weiquan hl ) suffer from the stench of my slippers.


subway:

ate dinner and bitched about normal stuff,im kinda scared to go for soccer with teh dudes tomorrow but i have to relearn the skill again.it is kinda embarrassing as my gaming obsession has culiminated into 6-7 years of no soccer.this is going to be interesting.


weiquan:

WE WILL HAVE OUR AVA DEVINE SHIRTS.im seriously thinkin of using a very good shirt though.


song of the day: what's up by 4 non blondes

25 years of my life and still
I'm trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this
Brotherhood of man
For whatever that means
So I cry somethimes when I'm lying in bed
To get it all out what's in my head
Then I start feeling a little peculiar
So I wake in the morning and I step
Outside I take deep breath
I get real high
Then I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on
And I say hey...
And I say hey what's goin' on
And I say hey...
I said hey what's goin' on
And I try, oh my God do I try
I try all the time
In this institution
And I pray, oh my God do I pray
I pray every single day
For a revolution
So I cry sometimes when I'm lying in my bed
To get it all out what's in my head
Then I start feeling a little peculiar
So I wake in the morning and I step outside
I take a deep breaththen I get real high
Then I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on
And I say hey...
And I say hey what's goin' on
And I say hey...
I said hey what's goin' on
And I say hey...
And I say hey what's goin' on
And I say hey...
I said hey what's goin' on
25 years of my life and still
I'm trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination

Friday, May 30, 2008

loser boyfriends?

hey hey hey~
woke up 20min late for raid.got fucked upside down by raid leader?wth?

went gym and had a funny incident in the cineleisure foodcourt,someone on the phone told this dude that his girlfriend was fuckin a friend of his and was goin all ape shit about it next to my table.slamming the table saying,knnbccb she so cock hungry bloody hell,fuckin whore,say love me forever ,we will be together no matter what ,ccb this is what happen la.
tryin to act tough in front of his friends but all of them were feigning interest lol!as for me i was tryin very hard not to giggle cause his antics were incredibly ridiculous like standing up and slamming the table and then sitting down again.
they were speaking in chinese by the way,which all the more makes it even more hilarious to me.

met the gang at market,usual stuff,was talkin about ava devine and ben english till alfone hinted to me that we were sittin among alot of families and girls.LOL.

poof

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

call me poseidon

call me god of the seas man,had 3 hrs of sleep b4 raiding and ended up having to rush to gym cause i took a short nap and overslept.orchard road was literally pouring.rain having the velocity of someone peeing in ur face at point blank range and i was stupid enough to run to california fitness.oh the irony,california fitness provides umbrellas.
met a genuine beauty..genuine genuine beauty on the bus,was like a,evangeline lilly multiply by 10,no make up and she was already a knocker.wow.

so anyway went to ngee ann after that to see justin and the rest play soccer,for 3 fuckin hours which was so terribly gay and ate dinner after that .so yup,BORING DAY IN MY OPINION.poof.JUSTIN SWEATS LIKE A BITCH IN SOCCER.GAWD,AND HE KEPT FLINGING HIS SWEATY SHIRT AT ME


listening to meet virginia by train.

good lord i remember this from power rangers the movie.SO CORNY




MAMPAT BOLEH MAIN

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

1-9ned again

was suppose to raid today.7 am.woke up at 9.only to find my alarm clock was set for 7pm.WHAT THE FUCK.so decided to drop by at school said hi to uzi wilson and friends.long time no see niggas!even vivian was shocked.and also got a welcome back present consisting of 5 warning letters from lecturers lawls.meh whatever,and i found out afternoon elsson was cancelled so i only went to school for 2 hrs.

met quanie and his friend and played frisbee for a bit and bitched about people.fun stuff.QUANIE SAID MY BACKHAND IS DAMN GOOD.SO SMOOTH.

went to pool after that and i 1-9ed quanie once again.but lose like 6 matches so the final score is 3-6.ITS OK THOUGH.met rome and hl after that and pooled again.justin ozy sunshine and her friend dropped by and u could see rome go SHY LIKE A NUB.

ate after that and i was told that all malaysians are dirty minded.wtf,im innocent or?so yeah,pretty fun day man.pretty fun day..


ps:rocca pads!gettin all up in that ass.


FUCK U LA QUANIE,PULL MY HAIR IN THE POOL AREA AND IN AL AZHAR.DAMN FUCKIN PAIN OR

Monday, May 26, 2008

love stroke me please.

today was normal i guess?woke up at 7 am with only 5hrs of sleep cause we were having too much fun with an msn conference the day before.u know i know bah lol:D guilty parties are alfred ozy justin hcb me and someone else.but before that it was pretty exciting already,excitnig enough for ozy to sms alfred that he was coming back online after his father told him to shut off comp.

anyway wokeup damn early only to find that the raid was cancelled?wtf so went back to sleep and woke up at 1pm++and found out i had to postpone gym cause i was already late: /...zzzz...ended up going to justins house!and met yh too and lets just say...justins mum is da bomb man.da fuckin bomb.

went to orchard and ate at wisma atria...justin was damn smart.ordered fish soup with no fish.so it was one bowl of rice and 5 slices of fish.imagine that,jesus christ i rather just eat curry puff or something.ate beef rice though which was damn good,thinkin of going to eat the tepenyaki tomorrow.and btw who else wants to swim with me and justin tomorrow at 5?

on the way back,we were sitting at the back of 171 and was peeking at some dude infront of us sms-ing his girlfriend.it appeared that he was tryin to get persuade her to give him some "physical love".and weird quotes like....i startin to feel that i will like you to touch my face,or give me massage because my mum is so weak,or......can u give me a love stroke.wtf is a love stroke man,its almost as bad as the "u scare i scare"lingo we use in dota,english so bad it makes jesus cry tears of blood .so anyway the whole trip was spent giggling about this hopeless loser.

so anyway dota in hse coming right up!gtg.


ps:i feel very high when i pee

ricki raxxx is a very hawt pornstar.whooooo

Saturday, May 24, 2008









just found this few to be quite amusing.the cat/bird picture is dedicated to weiquan.


met someone at orchard a few days back..it was awkward.i mean, whats the point of giving the cold shoulder lol.its over and thats that.no point mulling over it.

had some changes in my life recently,and all i can say is.FREEDOM.wooot.suppose to announce this 3-4 weeks ago but oh well im sayin it now aight?
i already lost all sense of emotion for it since 6 months ago and all i had been doing till now was tryin to get it back.guess it didnt happen.


some people might say i should go to hell,maybe im already there in the first place?


ps:i loved skye more.

off to pianos.poof.honestly though i think the harp is the hardest instrument.: / thats just me,hl thinks its the violin but meh.

Friday, May 23, 2008

http://profiles.friendster.com/68885421
chio bu


and angry german kid not sure whether u guys seen it before



and the pokemon version

raided today,didnt get shit.fuckin hell its damn stupid la.my guild follows this system called loot council.so officers decide who the epics would go to,accordingly to who needs it more and thus help the raid to progress.this other fuckin shaman is in fuckin crappy gear and he gets to raid, so obviously all the shaman loot goes to him cause he needs gear the "most" why cant u fuckin go get better gear b4 u even raid in an end game dungeon man.IN CONCLUSION,I WANT MY EPICS.


met hl for glm then went to gym,damn it man..my tricep damn weak....u know my whole body is just weak bah zzzzz.hopefully i get to change by 2months.anyway the yacht thing is confirmed.so who ever want to come just come bah,i guess can celebrate quanie and mag bday?idunno just give me ur opinions.

went to gabriels bday party although i dont know him that well.it was ok bah.

gonna meet justin tmr for adidas sale: /.although i dont need shit

Thursday, May 22, 2008



funny soccer fight

50th post.

oo still going strong i guess.

yesterday went gyming as usual,my lacts are very undeveloped: /..cant even feel it when im workin out so i have to work on that.trainer told me to buy protein shake?and its like 150bucks?but oh well i can afford it i guess.

went to eat masala with quanie and hl after that and talked about more porn.u know,the healthy stuff.ava devine is our gift from god after all,packaged in a cocksucking huge silicon titted whore.

went to mahjong at ozy's house and i won 27BUCKS IN ONE DONG FONG LAWL.5 tai zimo for the win?somemore is the most unexpected 5 tai zimo?we had to stop after that cause ozys mum was angry,actually planned to stay over but it kinda got boring so i went home with hl.

today damn cb.my piano teacher is seriously fucked up,lessons suppose to be at 12pm,she sms me at 1 pm asking whether she could come in 2 hrs time.wtf then i wait for u for what.i think im just gonna stop lessons bah,shes just my personal note reader anyway,then by books for me never show receipt,no fuckin suspicious siol.close one eye nia..



just won a super impossible match with quanie and alfred.what to say,our coordination in dota is too good?

anyway gonna gym tomorrow agian.sigh..poof.

Monday, May 19, 2008

nice waste ofholidays but oh well.everyday is a holiday to me now.went to eat dinner with justin at marsala and now im back home again!gonna paly dota and poof for my raid tmr.

btw today i got some bad flak from officers in the raid today.very stupid,i was assigned to heal a tank but since teh rest of the raid were like dyin like idiots i had to heal them too,using lesser cast time-ed heals to increase the chance of the person not dying.but noooo i get blamed for it cause i wasnt healing my assigned target and eventually got lowest in heals cause lesser cast time heals = does lesser healing. so i got scolded for trying to help other people?wtf.im just gonna stick to my assignment and screw the rest from now on.and btw when i finally did that,the raid got owned.

just how gross justin is.

brian. says:
watching episode 24?
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
no
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
im taking a shit
brian. says:
LOL
brian. says:
WTF
brian. says:
AND U HAVE UR LAPTOP WITH U
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
yes
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
wanna webcam me
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
LOL
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
ill show u my toilet
brian. says:
LOL
brian. says:
K
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
CAN U SEE ME !?

brian. says:
LOL
brian. says:
WAIT LA
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
see the winnie the pooh designs on the wall
brian. says:
omg lol
brian. says:
i gotta install my webcam later man
brian. says:
fuckin gay ass shit
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
wanan see my dick
brian. says:
using laptop in the toilet
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
LOL
brian. says:
FUCK U
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
BETTER NOT LET UR MUM CATCH U DOING THIS
brian. says:
LOL



Sunday, May 18, 2008

...

met justin quanie and hl for lunch at subway.met ambrish and nadia.nadia still looks like a man.went to pool after that and hl had some miraculous playing today.met justin after that for dinner.saw some sec 2 paikias tryin to start a fight near the beauty world taxi stand area and it was amusing to see them try to scare each other when their only 150cm.tbh if i was there atm.in my current state of mind and the bullshit my mum jsut told me,i would fuckin kill all of them.funny thing was they knocked over a motorcycle helmet and the guy came screaming over and they were cowering like kittens.

talking about kittens, i saw one just 10m away from that area and went to buy it some food.that little bitch took forever to eat it though.but it goes to show that brian has a heart.although i some how know im still gonna end up in hell if it ever exists. just tryin small things to redeem myself i guess...

went macdonalds to eat,got a students meal and justin bought a mcspicy.he didnt upsize and paid 6.50,i upsized ,got a large fries and coke and only paid 5 dollars.roar.goes to show that im just too good?

...

Friday, May 16, 2008

[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
NO?
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
i can ask my mum put out
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
just dowan wake them up
brian. says:
LOL
brian. says:
U KNOW
brian. says:
THAT SOUNDED SO FUCKIN WRONG?
brian. says:
DO U KNWO WHAT PUT OUT MEANS
brian. says:
LOL


almost forgot about yesterday at pool.the table on the left of us,there was a cb ah lian girl playin a stupid chinese song with the girl singing in a monotonous tone.pompompompom pom pom pom pompompompom pompompom
went to eat dinner with quan nicky hl rome justin and ozy.went pool after that and i wtf pawned weiquan and rome in the most spectacular way possible in 9 ball pool lawls.thks to ozys advice and my leet skillz although i survived with more of hair being pulled out by the sore loser quanie.

saw two girls infront of our table,one wearing clothes like a whore and ozy and i wanted to ask number just for the kick of it.LOL.and the other girl was a butch and i think he/she? heard rome laughing at her bah.in the end i didnt have the balls to do it.must stay faithful bahs.

*sniff sniff* eh i smell something man,i ... think it might be coming from you quanie...smells familiar..i think its the smell OF FAIL.EPIC MOTHER FUCKIN FAIL LAWLS.

know what u want by busta rhymes and mariah carey
woke up at 7,slept 4 hrs but i earned 2 off spec epics.definitely worth it bah:)and i got to kill archimonde heres some screenshots

some dude in black temple called supremus.fuckin huge roid raged guy


annd archimonde.whom i wtf pwned with 24 other people






one bad thing about not sleeping enough,i totally sucked at gym today.cant even do 50 push ups at one shot.wthhhhhhhhhhhh...and all the back training was very weak.

oh yeah.nat and rome.regarding todays topic.maxim.photoshop.ah the wonders of a computer.and it is kinda weird looking at it, makes my stomach churn in a bad way.*shakes it off*that is all.

meeting the guys later for dinner.

listening to im like a bird by nelly furtado

Thursday, May 15, 2008

the pornstars from hell: cant find decent pictures of mandingo.

julian


rocco



peter north


agent 001 ben english


chris charming


lexingTON steele





GANG ONE GIRL.CONFIRM DIE BAH.UNLESSSS SHES AVA DEVINE


anddd since some people dont know whos ava devine..HERE SHE IS LAWLS.ALL DISAPPOINTED BAH

shes a fuckin crazy bitch.


Wednesday, May 14, 2008

pooled with rome weiquan and fred.im fat?its called fit bah.and i heard u talking behind my back rome.fuckin full from eating peter pan at the market haha..poof gonna dota.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

ARGH

DAMN IT,REALISED I WAS LEARNIN THE WRONG VERSION OF MY PIANO song.so i have to restart all over with a new sheet.god damn it.

went to us embassy today and what are the odds man,i saw this american-jap girl with her mother,the exact same girl i saw on the plane from america back to singapore.i remembered her face cause she looks fuckin snobbish.god damn,she was practically flirtin with the immigrations officer for her student visa.stupid whore.quite cute though i have to admit.too bad she looks too young although shes the same age.a rebekah syndrome u can say.and there were 3 indians who were tryin to appeal for a work visa in the united states and they all got rejected LOL.and their accent was so fuckin funny i was controlling my laughter while waiting.think they saw ,lol

michael jackson's moonwalk is very very very imba-_-.how the hell does he do it


btw ozy and i are gonna go for ball room dancing.anyone else interested.I ONLY HAVE 2MONTHS LEFT.

Monday, May 12, 2008

woke up at 7.waited for 4 hours to get in a fuckin raid.played for 1 hr and went for gym..zzzzzz by anyones standard thats a waste of time but im very hardworking for my epics!gym today was kinda creepy man..this dude...i met on the lift probably thought i was lookin at him,but i was looking at some motivational poster and he kept starin at me.and for some reason throughout that 1hr work out i kept bumpin into him and he would always give me taht stare and a weird smile.it did not comfort me to see that the back of his shirt was a picture of a doggie styling couple.very very..gay.......


met quanie and hcb at century pool and i stole the pool managers newspaper.PAY BACK FOR LOOKIN LIKE SHENGYONG BAH.and had to follow that hcb to mass comm block in ngee ann to accompany quan to do somelame radio interview.i shud have been interviewed lor.anyway after lookin at hl's grp mates,i can deduce that mass comm girls really have no fuckin taste on the way they dress.madonna called she wants her look back.wwtf man,all so god damn bimbotic and air headed.with thunda thighs and fake accents.and one patrick dude just pisses me off cause his face is sibei qian da.nat and hl and quanie will understand bah.his also another charlston wannabe with the fake accent going as well.saw lukas the fag.god damn he has a body of a 12 year old.


went to eat swensons after that.oh well i didnt get cheated for my money that badly this time.HEARD THAT JUSTIN.oh yeah since hl agreed to pay half i assume he really is.so now iowe u 40 nia.

poof

listening to the song on ozys blog.

Guido is a German or Italian given name. It is also a derogatory slang term for working class Italian-American







this just boggles my fuckin mind wheneve i read this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem

Sunday, May 11, 2008

man u won la ..fuck..was at ozy house to watch the match,and got kicked liek crazy by quanie after the match was over lol.FERDINAND IS A PERVERTIC BALL SCRATCHER AND THE PLAYERS ALL LIKE BEING PETERNORTHED BY CHAMPAGNE.


im going to go bald soon at the rate this is going
the musical part of our brains evolved so much that good alternative rock in the 90's sounds like monkeys yelping and hitting rocks against trees. fuckin niggas and their hiphop and rap . never would have i known that talking fast could be regarded as music.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

dad booked me a overnight yacht stay at a yacht club in sentosa.august 2nd,anyone wanna go.IM LEAVING ON AUGUST 4TH SO PLEASE SAY YES BAH.2pm to 12 pm next day.if not i might as well cancel the thing and do something else.food provided i think

Friday, May 9, 2008

today quite fun bah!woke up at 7..found out i couldnt raid cause they didnt want trial raiders on raid progression night..so ended up sleeping again.fuck man i been eating veyr unhealthily this week just cause i never went to school.how am i suppose to build up?i did something very smart also...left my house only to realise that i left my egg sandwiches at home in the microwave when i was already at newton.GJ BAH had to eat chicken rice at cineleisure to get energy.

gym as usual.so the faggot chen hanwei.and some super buffed body building female that puts dragonboater guys to shame.

met up with quanie and the gang at the market to eat.alfone said too much porn is bad,but im not affected by the stated after effects of long term porn-ing bah!too strong a mind,what can i say,too good?i think i offended precy by sayin justin is a horn dog statement.sry precy it wasnt targetted at u!im sorry ,was meant to poke fun at justin.

pool-ed afterwords,seems like my skill has dramatically increased after gettin pwned by quanie for the past few weeks!and quanie tried to dry hump me and forced my legs open while i was sitting down.not very healthy when everyone was looking at us-_-/oh well nuttin else to blog about.
poof

Thursday, May 8, 2008

this pictures are dedicated to hong lin for his birthday.hope u like it hl.she sure looks hawt in this pictures like u said she was.


yangguo giving her one last finger fuckin before she dies.look at the ecstasy on her face



Wednesday, May 7, 2008


Animal Humping - Funny video clips are a click away
skipped school threes days in a row and my teacher advisor is gonna fuck me up for it.well what do u expect la,why would i want to go to school when im already leaving.plus i join the best guild in the server today,I CAN START RAIDING AGAIN WHOOOOOO.so u can say my day isnt very interesting,gym is on friday so im just gonna contend with doing push ups and pull ups.too lazy to run which is a bad thingT.Tmeans im losing my standard.
gonna start tennis lessons again on sunday hopefully.


just some funny pics







btw since maxe wants me to post some explicit material.I SHALL.this blog is gonna be NSFW or home very soon bah-_-.tbh its already quite tame,i haven really posted the nude and hardcore shit yet.but oh well if i see any good material i will put it up pronto in the future.


*poof*

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

went to school for 1hr,came back went to meet quanie for pool glm lan and then dinner at market.ava devines as usual.

warhammer is a cool as hell game



hl made me do it,and the right girl looks like a goblin techie

Monday, May 5, 2008

skipped school cause i seriously think going for classes is pointless alraedy especially with 2 months and counting b4 i leave singapore...went gym and did more upper body..sian my tricep so fuckin weak...
some indian chick was doing 20 standard pull ups and thats some creepy shit.

went with the trainer to food republic at wisma for lunch,eh the beef noodle store is pretty damn good there,relatively cheap too.

i knew karma would be on my side today bah,went to play mahjong with ozy hl and rome,earned 36 BUCKS LOL.1 5 tai zimo,4 ping hus and i think i earnt 6 bucks at least from ga-ing and gang-ing man.and the funniest thing is my 5 tai is drawn out de,from 3 animals and 2 flowers,so u can say im pretty damn lucky:).and my last card i needed was a nipple and i zimo it out when ozy already had two and another one was in my hand.IMBA MANNNNN.
ate marsala after that,standard drop liao the side dishes taste like shit.

btw dont u think its pretty dumb to think of marrying at our age,i think it is.the only time i think marrying is the only option is when u forget to pull out,then ur pretty much fucked for life man.

probably gonna skip school tmr again.

lisa kim fleming.too bad she only looks good in some pics.





random girls.trish stratus looks fuckin ugly or.








some keira sky