Sunday, June 29, 2008

k this is getting weird,i actually almost pee-ed on my bed today.it was like..i was havin a dream...of running around a huge ass yacht with a huge ramp at the top runnin down to the bottom,i woke up with half my pants full of piss.and u know,u cant stop ur piss from flowing once u started?but due to superior muscular control (or waking up in shock)i jumped up and rushed to the batheroom....

wait actually that was a lie,i was lyin on the bed contemplating whether i shud just let go or run to the toilet for a minite LOL.yes im sick,but right or wrong decisions seems often seem similar to one another when ur in state of extreme drowsiness and half a pants full of piss.

and the ending of this great story?!!MY BED WASNT WET WHAHAHAHAHHA.


went soccer with the dudes today near ozys house,which was pretty fun for me,am i that passive in soccer?i guess im just very gentle and NICE.so yup,gym-ed at cineleisure and met up with yx and le again at cineleisure and ate at food republic,we saw this pretty hawt girl man,(yuexin exchanged glances with me ,no words were needed to express what we were thinking when we saw her).hawt girls=ugly boyfriends,guess theyw ant security.yuexin said that he would definitely get a ugly gf then,DONT THINK IT APPLIES TO GUYS DUDE.


im watching 21 right now so...poof.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

do not watch "wanted".its a fuckin stupid movie with the plot as shallow as a empty cup of water.i cant wait to watch batman though.i can feel the epic-ness of i

hawtest tifa in da werldz.

Friday, June 27, 2008

mahjong-ed yesterday and i didnt lose money!whooo!!!!

at night we went to celebrate yh's bday at jacks place,for somereason i always order the wrong fuckin food,everyone else's looks way better.and as usual quanie pulled my hair for no reason again,didnt help that my contact lenses were fuckin with me the whole day too.

reading onepiece now.sooo.....poof.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

met up with justin the afternoon to follow him to collect his phone.now is one of the times where i really wish i could find my phone cable,cause we took a video of a young boy sleeping on the bus with the biggest"i want u to slap me face"ever.he missed his stop and justin , being the dick to humanity he usually is, suaned him in front of his face.u shud see it.funny stuff.i'll try and upload the video i guess.

went to cineleisure after that,(does anyone feel that justin knows everysingle malay in singapore)because somehow i do.watched get smart which was really funny,recommended show to everyone bah.

we saw alot of hawt chicks today,like.a truckload of hotchicks but most of em were butterfaces so it aint much.

on the bus ride back justin tried to take a picture of a china girl hugging her bf with the come fuck me face.too bad he fails in photography.l2camera nub.

btw,JEROME IS FUCKIN GROSS.he intro-ed me japenese insane cage fisting and that thing is sick to the core man.jesus,looked like she was gettin electrocuted
ps:justin owes me 6 dollars i wont forget.pay me on july 5th.


listening to DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

5hours of waiting.10mins of pure pleasure.

aight.todays raid was fucked up.i tried to conserve mana because its a mana intensive fight and the officer scolds me for not healing enough?wtf?and the shaman who just keeps spamming the same button over and over again with no care in the world (of azeroth,no pun intended)gets commendations for being the best.good job,overhealing is considered being the best,im jawdroppingling bawlsdanglingly shocked by this bah.

went to find justin at np and we went to nuh soon after,funny to hear that he said its been a long time since he smelled the faint mixture of hospital disinfectant.anyway we spent like fuckin ages waiting for the doctor and ended up readin womens magazines which strangely are way more interesting than i thought.pointing out at ugly girls might have significantly increased the level of fun i suppose.the first doctor we met was fuckin cb,super kp,with the impression that (im a doctor,im the best in the world)more like im a doctor and im a fag,the only pussy i will ever see in my life is the mould i use to study on.with his corky and rude attitude,seriously fuckin cb bah.u dont interrupt a patient while his talkin about his ailment do u.

the 2nd was way fuckin funnier LOL.justin can attest to this the next time we bring this topic up.the doctor was some indian dude,nice lookin chap ,not the fat smelly bastardo types u see roaming the streets in little india,looked more middle eastern in my opinion.
but somehow the moment i saw him i knew i was gonna do something stupid ,so i simple sat down,bent over and keep my gaze at a piece of paper on the floor.the moment he started talkin ,justin could see me fuckin shaking with laughter under the view of the table and he started laughing too.wer talking about bawls out laughter,the kind that u suffer from stiches right after 1min of intense pleasure.JUSTIN COULDNT EVEN SAY NO PROPERLY CAUSE HE WAS LAUGHING TOO MUCH.so we simply made up that ozy just smsed us and he was such a joker,dont think the guy was fooled though LOL.i had to walk to the nearby "structure of ur muscles"poster and bit on the inner sides of my cheeks inorder to control myself but any guy with a 800 or below degree eyesight could have seen me shaking with laughter LOL.really imba bah.

today was like..."see girls with big bewbs "day cause we kept seeing them man,jesus fuckin christ.especially when their as skinny as stacy and when u get a front view u see watermelon-ish bosoms drooping down.

anyway went to plaza sing and got justins phone fixed,not without fuckin up the manager with some leet talk about why the fuck a warrenty card would be needed for a fuckin phone service when his phone was repaired the last time within the warranty and the problem still persisted.ate bk after that and went home.im fuckin full-_-

qotd:i hate justin timberlake man
but he gets all the girls,and what do u get?u get to hatethem

AND STOP STEALING MY POOFS PLEASE.

poof.

Monday, June 23, 2008

gym and pooled with dinner with the dudes yesterday.thats about it.

been rereading letters of iwo jima and flags of our fathers again.good stuff,definitely very good content even if ur not an avid war history reader.gives me goosebumps when i read it but thats just me i guess.one part was kinda disturbing though,when a japanese was hacking a kid to death and all he said was mummy mummy his killing me.

need to start improving my command of english again,its been too long since i actually challenged myself.although i have been reading a ton of novels consistently-_-.never had the chance to use the words i learnt lol.



qotd:uncommon valour was a common virtue.

most reproduced photograph in history.

poof.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

holland lost LOL.quanie is truely a jinx i guess.was suppose to play soccer today but i guess everyone got emo or simple too exhausted to play.ended up gymin instead.

todays fishing tournament of sorts was fuckin lame man.we bought all the bait,dough/bread/cat fish and didnt catch shit.and nub fishermen with like crappy rods and stuff were landing all the huge fishes.mosquitos didnt make things better either.went home empty handed.but it was pretty funny though,fishing in a pond at the golf course lol.

mum rented my room out to some german girl for a month.at least shes hawt.

gonna practice my piano piece.its a hard one and i got 1 month to finish 2 more songs.poof.

listening to everybody hurts by rem.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

im at quanies house atm reading flags of our fathers again.highly suggest this book if ur an avid war history reader.wait...no one i know is an avid war history reader so fuck it.gonna watch soccer later
(japanese cut off enemies penises and shove them into their victims mouth!totally awesome)

busy day for me tomorrow,got to gym play soccer and then go for a fishing competition at night with my cousin at jurong country club.

yesterday went out with lee han for dinner at town but couldnt watch a movie cause it was kinda late,food republic was fucckin packed man.went out with quanie and the grp after that.so yup thats pretty much it!

THERES THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING NOW ON TV MUST GO WATCH.VIGGO FEVER IS HEERE AGAIN.

ps:you only know ur really hawt when a gay guy says it to u.yibiao and erm..the gay indian dude is an exception

Thursday, June 19, 2008

yesterday:

went to meet up with quanie and rome after gym session and a free movie treat from my trainer and his gf lol.yes the thought of it is kinda uncomfortable but oh well.free tickets is free tickets.

dont mess with the zohan was ok i guess,the usualy dead pan slapstak adamsandler comedy everyone has grown used to and somehow having not gotten bored of it.
so anyway we were playin pool and bumped into priscilla.justin said her legs were damn mampat?which is quite true LOL.lots of digimon and pokemon talks during dinner ,thank god the place was quite empty

today went swimming with justin alfred hl rome and nicky and did alot of wrestling lol.and justin said i almost put my finger up his ass?bullshit bah,i wouldnt touch that piece of shit.and did a cool ddt on his fuckin face after that which was priceless.i shall omit the part where he stepped on my face though.

AND CAN U ALL STOP TRYIN TO GANG ME.ITS VERY PATHETIC U KNOW.and irritating

nicky>alfred in our wrestling royal rumble.pretty fun stuff i have to admit.

went to cousins house for her bday and ate alot of steaks lamp chops and pork.good stuff.

had to keep it short and simple.gonna dota in 2min


qotd:britney skye:Im gonna get fucked in the ass today!
does it hurt? :erm a little but i love it after awhile.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

lost at mahjong again.i already said i dont wanna play liao-_-,i had a bad feel that day already.somemmore its 20 plus,and i lost like 50 plus yesterday interms of paying debts and shit?so if i ever play mahjong its gonna be sharing or no playin at all atm bah.need to save some money first.JUSTIN TALK TO UR FUCKIN MANAGER.

at least im going jap!so i get free cash i think hahahhahahahahhahha.but im not sure whether im going though.

today is so gay,i slept more than 8 hrs.drank so much water and how does my body reward me.with a huge fuckin pimple on my lip.ninabu jibaiiiiiii

Monday, June 16, 2008

NO MORE MAHJONG FOR 2-3WEEKS.i lost too much money already.50 bucks gone in 2 mahjong sessions.just like jerome.means i must stop and wait for the stars to align in order to recommence my mahjong.i had so many chances to get 5 tai la...T.T

hl ,justin ozy and andrew came over for mahjong yesterday..played 3 poks and 30 dollar gone.but at least andrew said i didnt have to pay.so <3 to my cousin bah.went for gym today and i managed to increase my bench press limit.very satisfied ,but didnt get to see korean girl .

something funny..and weird happened at the gym batheroom.this couple of fags were talking about the usualy gay shit all fags talk about (holiday trips etc) and this dude was taking cream and rubbing it on his stomach making a "WHOOOooooOOOooooOOO"sound.like wtf man.ironic,that he had an awesome body and handsome face.knnbccb wasted on a faggot.



i think im following my dad to japan next week.so.....its gonna be interesting:D


ps:I WANT TO WORK AT BEN AND JERRYS LA.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

went sentosa yesterday for 2 hours of bullshit.waste of time imo.spend the night at ozys house playin mahjong and watching the holland vs france match with much glee when holland won.i cant fuckin believe the france's national animal is a fuckin chicken.

anyway im very emo over mahjong bah,won 8 bucks in first pok only to lose 15 in the 2nd one.and i didnt even want to play 2nd pok,had to be persuaded to even play it-_-.very lame BAHS.anyway grats to justin,i feel happy payin him bah,after all he lost his wallet its the least i could do.

ate glm the next day and bought the mahjong table and chips.IM ONLY TANKING 20 DOLLARS.so yup just came back from cousins house and watched national treasure.pretty good stuff i might add,and it stars sean bean:D who is boromir in lord of the rings.good shit.mampat boleh main.

soccer tomorrow and im wondering if i shud go,since i have gym in teh afternoon.shud i wear jeans just in case?i dunno bah.


OZY RAN PAST THE FOUNTAIN FOR NUTTIN LAWLS

qotd:UNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.WO TING PAI LE LEHHHHHHHHH ,WHY U NEVER FUCKIN THROW THIS TILE.


ps:i been watching alot of digimon adventures recently.good shit man,good stuff.SERAPHIMON.ROAR.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

mahjong-ed today and won 2 bucks.kinda dissappointed lol.but me and justin make a good combo bah!zimo works when u chant for it.

subway after that and talked about life.
poof.


listening to let my love open the door.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

emo.

seriously.very emo today.weiquan and rome can atest to it.it happened again.for the 3rd time.and i still didnt do anything..but i wasnt dressed for the occasion anyway.at least i can blame my sense of ball-lessness on that.what happens if this is the last time?tinge of regret ?yes definitely.
gonna be wearin contacts and jeans from now on.next time results will be seen!either good or bad i dont know lol
FOR THE HORDE!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

i didnt get a sore throat this time!

went ozy house to watch soccer.instead i ended up sleeping the whole night and to my displeasure got toothpaste squirted on my face and hands by the fuckin alfone justin weiquan and rome.

mahjong-ed the next day and lost like 8 bucks....first time i saw weiquan had such a nice 5 tai.MUST HAVE BEEN THE NUB'S FIRST THEN.went kbox after that which was pretty fun. having christine and jerome singing a duet pretty cool,eh christines voice is good, ..soft spoken but steady kind of voice .bloody hate angmohkio.looks like the ghetto area of singapore.dinner after that at erm..angmohkio hub and me hl and ozy went to ben and jerrys to visit justin and got lots of free icecream.correction:ozy got alot of free icecream,bloody fucker.

short post bah.nothing really interesting to blog about anyway..

AND JUSTIN U FUCKIN LOSER.SAY U WANT TO CHIONG GYM,IN THE END IM CALLING U RIGHT NOW AND UR STILL ASLEEP

qotd: dont ask for a girls number.fast seduction rule 101.
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.


qotd:

Sunday, June 8, 2008

wtf?

ate like a snorlax.

k hmm what happened yesterday,ah yes.

went for mahjong at ozys house with hl and rome,lost 5 dolalrs despite paying so much for honglins 5 tais.knnbcbbastard,he fuckin took my lucky seat,spoiled the fengshui.gj.rome lost 30 bucks and all his chips during nan feng already.PATHETIC LOL.

went to my ah kong house after that and got a hair cut,as well as a lift on my cousins friends car to alfones house where weplayed poker and blackjack which was pretty fun indeed.i lost 70 cents and WEIQUAN LOST 20 BUCKS HAHAHAHAHAH.alfred seriously bwg bah,he won 24 dollars.lucky mother fucking bastard.
eh i prefer white wine compared to red wine,more delicate in flavour and i tend to find it smoother as compared to red wine.
CZECH REPUBLIC WON,I BET MONICA SWEETHEART MUST BE DAMN HAPPY

sunday:

soccer in the morning with only 5-6 hours of sleep.im sorry guys if i burdened the team,give me 1 more month and i will be way way better!i somehow think im better for goalkeeping.cause at least i can use my hands.wee teck hits like a truck.
oh yeah justin,mad props for what u did in the court today,LOL.U KNOW I KNOW.

went for lunch and i ate an entire kfc buddy meal to myself,and im suppose to stay away from fried food-_-.which reminds me i have to start to do alot of running now,have to burn off my stomach fats.

went out with dad for dinner and gymed in califonia fitness after that.working on chest bah.and theres gym tomorow with justin!and with my trainer too.gonna be another fuckin tiring day but it will all be worth it soon..
please korean,let me see u again.

ps:quan.fff on ur france tshirt stands for france's fucking failure.

qotd:NI YAO WO LAI ZAI NI DE LIAN SHANG MA

Friday, June 6, 2008

EH IM FAT.

man,i feel..so..unsuccessful today.so here we go

met classmates for class outing as it was the last day of exams.sakura at orchard road kinda sucked,i didnt really find the food palatable although i did stuff myself with icecream.hi may and philana..lol

went to play pool at cineleisure after that,and i was the PROEST there HAHAHAHAHHA.and good to say,i was on fire i guess,until a particular korean person came and i was awe-ed man.now i have another main reason to gym!gonna wear formal to town from now ON.WITH CONTACTS,AND GEL,AND LEARN KOREAN.

gyming was ok i guess?im pretty damn weak can only bench press 40kg++ intotal.which is bad.bad bad bad.btw,chen hanwei has a tatoo of a phoenix on his back,which further cements teh fact that his a butt faggot.

met the guys for dinner at market and went home after that,boring as compared to our previous dinners.

i was going up the lift today,and i realised MY STOMACH IS VERY BIG.WTH.and the thing is.its only the lower part of my stomach,my upper stomach is defined.IS THAT FUCKIN M.NIGHT.SHYMALAYAN -ISH WEIRD OR WHAT,.


ps:dress with a cutting up to the length of an fbt,and constantly bending down,i didnt know i could last that long.POOF.

UPDATED ONCE I GOT HOME .LOL AT ROME.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

my luck is gone

whoo quite an interesting day,

went with quanie to queensway to TRY and get ava devine shirt,and also to shop for his stupid france shit.turns out the shirt needs to be of 100% cotton.zzzzz so emo about it.guess we can put it in a CAP.

ozys house:

went to mahjong and met rome ozy and hl there.WTH MY LUCK IS DAMN BAD NOW MAN,WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY MIRACULOUS 5 TAI ZIMOS.and PING HU'S.

masala:

ate at masala and talked about lots of crap.school days...and porno,much to magdalyns pleasure of course .ESPECIALLY THE FLASH IMAGES IN DUMP.COM.WHOOOOOO.gootta save some of them and post.

so now im home and im gonna play dota.poof



ps:magdalyn kept elbowing my cock.wink wink

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

finally went out again.
going to make an ava devine shirt with weiquan tomorrow and im very excited.only problem is convincing the guy to print a pornstar on a shirt.

pool:

got owned like shit again

dinner:

fone shaun justin and weiquan.
got cheated of our money by orderin a stupid naan set

pool again:

lots of hair pulling,nipple pinching,chest slapping and gay shit.the girl in the next table got hit by justins cue ball.stewpid phailure in life.

dinner again:

got a ride home from alfones bro.who looks younger than him


ps:i like bloggin this way.saves me alot of fuckin time lawl.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

fuck the click 5

im posting at 8.27 am in the morning.why?just to fuckin flame the click 5.U ALL MADE ME LATE FOR MY RAID BITCHES.god thats two days in a row now that i woke up late for my wow raid.so im currently afking at the city waitin for an invite when a spot comes out.which is fuckin stupid.screw u click 5.


last night:

justin suddenly called me to say got free tickets to click 5 concert and i was debating the idea of going cause i knew i was going to end up going home late.his sister ended up calling her friend along-_-and we had to pay for her ticket cause that was the last free ticket and i wanted to go too.met justin at 7++ at dhoby gaut and his sister was like screaming at him when he asked her to leave the front row of the concert to give us tickets LOL.
justins sister is hella cute man,like cute cute in terms of charactor.justin said we were already at indoor stadium so the sister felt bad and went out of the front row just for us.turns out we were still flaggin for taxi LOL.got alot of fuck yous from her through sms's.
so yup concert was boring man,i only know one fuckin click 5 song and its "empty" but i got alot of prefenrential treatment:D will explain later.
me and justin saw this 2 couples.they were friends and it frustrated the fuck outta me.the guys were like OMFG BUTTSECKS UGLY.one wore a bandana on his head and looked straight out of a gay porn movie and the other one wore oversized clothes to the point of looking like a kid.wait,they were all kids-_-,sec1-2 to be exact,and the ironic thing was the bandana kids girlfriend was pretty hawt.dammmmnnnn.made my spine shiver when i saw them hugging each other.just so wrong..so wrong.my eyes....their dirty..but i cant wash off the dirt.

oh yeah,we came with the intention to see chiobu,yes thats very disgusting but wat else would we go tehre go,all we saw were potential chiobus,pretty girls who would grow up to be hawt,like this one angmoh chick who has boobs bigger than girls 10 year older than her,and eurasians that were like whoa....chinese girls were shit though.

aRRRGH I LOST MY PHONE CABLE.how am i suppose to post some super cool pics of the middle finger sign i made.

anyway kyle patrick the leader singer went to wave at me during the concert whahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah.and he was targetting ONLY ME.ASK JUSTIN FOR PROOF WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.what can i say.im just too good?

met liyan on the way and she didnt recognize me for 5 min while talkin to justin?wth?she thought i was a poly friend of his,and she said i changed alot.is that a good thing?*smirk*

oh yeah got my dollar bill signed my kyle patrick.AND JUSTINS SIS FORGOT TO ASK FOR AN AUTOGRAPH ON JUSTINS IPOD WHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.and im not even a click 5 fan:).during the process of passing the dollar bill to his sis,i walked pass security to the backstage passes queue and i heard from justin the guards were all pointing at me?lol

good day anyways.and i got into the raid!pooof.althought i got the raid finger of deathed by archimonde and got us wiped.
got owned in soccer today.caused the team to concede two goals in 2min.


anyway here are some weird wikipedia links i came across.trust me its worth the time llooking at it


Arius, the heretical priest who precipitated the Council of Nicea, passed wind and evacuated his internal organs

Aeschylus, Greek playwright, was killed when an eagle dropped a live tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone. The tortoise survived

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan