Tuesday, July 29, 2008

hrmmm met someone special on monday morning,and ended up gyming terribly late at 4pm.but im very satisfied !finally did resistence training the super hiong way and i could barely do half my bench press weight because i worked my triceps too hard?wth?and did slow and concentrated bicep curls.funniest thing was,my chest was hurtin like crap when i didnt even do any chest exercises.guess biceps curls are good for chest?:O.still have to work on shoulders back and abs though.hopin i can hit the gym 5 times a week in america.gotta tone the body up bah!terrible mistake on not concentrating on shoulders cause they look awfully scrawny.

wentwith quanie and rome to eat taihwa after that.they said 5 bucks was too much but hey,its fuckin quality food lor.

crashed yinghuis business communication course(they give u a topic,u talk about it) god damn i should have joined tourism and resort management man,making speeches and talks is so my kinda thing.all the ideas just come rushing through my mind.funniest thing is that all of the students dont even know the bare basics of giving a 3 min speech.none of them even took 2 stands in their topics.wtfz?ask yinghui,im the bomb:D.

went to visit my poly friends today!
wanted to give them some presents but the girls left already so i guess i'll toss it to them tomorrow when everyones there.was planning to gym with chris they all but we ended up battlefielding at the alumni.as usual i was the highest fragger,killin uzi like 6-7 times in a row whenever he spawned which was hilarious.cant wait for tomorrow!

6 days left man.good god.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work-thomas edison

Sunday, July 27, 2008

im back from japan wooot!

1st day:
woke up at 4.30 in the morning to pick up some business client's and headed to the airport.man this indonesian chinese girl was pretty as hell and shes 37,kinda roughly guessed her age by asking which year did she finish high school.IM TOO SHREWD BAH.too bad shes married and has 2 kids already.the plane flight was fuckin lame man,kept going to the restroom and emo over how many pimples i had on my face,so i ended up not lookin at the mirror whenever i enter.there was this indian dude who was sitting behind me who actually got drunk on the flight.justin's right man,all indians are fuckin cheap,he kept asking for beer and sake and eventually ended up lying down like a bangla.

when we arrived we took another 4 hr trip to nagaoka from narita airport (tokyo),and reached at like 9pm just nice for dinner.btw,have u ever watched japan hour on channel news asia,where u see the lucky bastard of the day eating all the good food and smiling to him/herself.they weren't faking it man,the food actually made me smile to myself when i tasted it,the difference in standard and freshness is limitless bah.

2nd day:

went to some business meeting with japanese bastards.only good thing about that place is that u get treated like a god.whenever u enter the main entrance lobby about 15 people bow to u as though ur emperor hirohito himself man.and there was this chick,who was like....a living replica of chae yong?(spelling)...perfect brown curly hair and SHE HAD HUGE BOOBIES LA.plus its friggin awesome when u see 50-60 yr olds bowing to you.makes me proud like a god =).
my dad...is teh scariest dad u want to be with when his in party mode.we went to a ktv lounge and he was like....hugging girls and dancing with them and stuff.like jesus christ,IN FRONT OF ME.not dry humping kinda dancing,just the normal stuff old men do but STILL ,its my dad for christ sake .ITS SO WRONG.oh well,maybe its because the ktv owner is some girl my dad is friends with.
coolest thing is that , this place was near the red light district so pimps were like calling out to me with words like kimochi and good good!good girl!


the last 2 days were mainly shopping,went to ginza and bought a seiko watch and 2 lacoste shirts .expensive would be hardly the word to describe the place bah.a normal jackat,costs 500 dollars.a fuckin jackat man.what the hell.its like,u can buy 2 pairs of pearl earrings for that price man wth.


things i learnt from this trip:
1)japanese porn is the sickest shit ever.they have different genres of sadochism.bondage and whipping,ear fucking,armpit licking,back licking,and lots of food and syrup poured all over the girl.its like,the dude was eatin THE CONTENTS OF A FRUIT BOWL ON THE GIRLS TITTIES MAN.
2)japanese girls are friggin hawt ,its not that their drop dead gorgeous types,but they know how to dress and how to present themselves.cant say the same for singaporean girls ,seeing a butch or an ahlian just makes me want to killmyself.i dont even have to TRY to find pretty girls like in singapore.i walk past a street and i see one.unfortunately all the hawt girls have sugar daddys,go figure.
3)japanese's penis is damn black,cause i peeked at one in the toilet and it was as dark as midnight,with a cherry at the tip.

eh does anyone realise xia xue is damn fuckin ugly,or am i just taking too long to catch up with the times.



was justins bday yesterday and i went to sji to see him and the rest of the team get their asses handed to them on a silver plate.lost 4-0 LOL.i thought the match was kinda rough but the peeps say this is already very fair already,i guess the really rough ones involve stabbing and brassknuckle fistin perhaps?tbh i think everyone shud bring a brass knuckle,a toothbrace and a helmet the next time y'all ever go for a serious soccer match.and me and honglin when nitjitsu-ing around the school and preyed on a certain classroom.drew penises on peoples worksheets and changed a few words on people's book titles.it would be way funnier if u realise what the book was about.and the irony that comes with it.hl post the pics on ur blog please thanks.

went to newyorknewyork to eat which was pretty coo.and went home after that!

does anyone know how i can thicken my hair.cause i looki like im balding whenever i put clay:(.

ps:O'HANA.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

yesterday:

went to watch batman again lol,with justin ozy hl and yinghui.damn it,that made it 3 times already.but i have to admit it was pretty fun la hahaha.divertin to another topic,justin is pretty much the worse person u want to be with when his in a "i want to fuck around with my friends"mood.especially when he was talking about mother's breast milk and peeking up women's skirts in the bus and westmall respectfully.THE BUS WAS DAMN CROWDED MAN,FUCKIN PAISEH.

today:

whoa today was pretty fucked up,not for me but for the rest of the dudes,i just shared the anger and distaste for np losers for the fun of it.went to see teh guys participate in the futsal tournament and they owned,literally owned their asses upside down inside out and avadevine anally.2-1,4-0,7-0.that was the score man,and justin even did some weird scissors kick which was damn chio.BUT GUESS WHAT,SOME PEEPS DONT LIKE IT TAKING IT TOO HARD IN THE POOPER.they actually went to lodge a complaint that weiquan wasnt a NP student and that we shud be dq-ed cause it was against the rules.seriously weiquan played half a game,it was the 2-1 match and the other matches were just the np team whooping major ass on the opposition.it was ironic that went justin went around explaining the situation to the other teams,the only team that let them not be DQ-ED was the one where we won by a slim margin.gayest thing was the snitch was justins friend,school team goalkeeper.

seriously man wtf,what a bunch of sore losers,i guess you all shouldnt have scored so many goals and so magnificently lol.cheers to ozy and justin bah.the team they beat 7-0 even called us losers,wth pretty ironic wasnt it.u could actually feel the atmosphere bah,very tense thats fo sho.karma got them though,while they were playin the semifinals the lights went out and they had to cancel the tournament Lol.
me yinghui alfred rome and the subs probably aggrevated the opposition and the people who complained more ,cause we were pretty much the loudest groupies there hahahahha.even sayin we shud ahve 10-0 la infront of the opponents.
yinghui was damn brave haha saying "sucker"in front of terence,fuckin nerd virgin for life.

btw mad props to bae.the most kp soccer player in da worldz.although we groupies were taunting the opposition in a subtle kinda way.:D..


ps:haven work on stomach yet la,have to do it in japan i guess.probably can get six pack by 2-3weeks bah.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

on friday had some lame impromptu mahjong session,i already said i wanted to follow justin to rp?i wont be making comprimises in the future.had dinner after that and went to ozy's house for lotr trilogy marathon,it didnt work out lol.i lasted till half of the first disc of the two towers.oh yeah,yuexin was hella funny towards rome that day.had me laughing real good

watched batman again yesterday with my cousins.i think it was not bad watching it twice,u kinda understand parts more.and im watching it again on tuesday omfg.........guess i can look for weird people?the cinema i was in was jammedpacked and i was fuckin pissed at this indian family behind us cause some shiva praying bitch was chanting "two face two face two face" whenever harvey dent came up on screen.had her shut up when i blatently said she was fuckin annoying to my cousin and she heard it.im just gonna watch midnight shows in the future.


10days++ to AMERICA HOME OF MY AMERICAN COUSINS WHOO WHOO I CANT WAIT .obvious sarcasm.heading to japan on wednesday,gonna stuff myself full of sashimi and high gadget shit,since thats the only thing japanese people are worth for contributing in this earth.fuckin hate japanese/nippons now,after readin world war 2 books and being an animal lover.fuckin whaling bastards .

ps:and yes i still think chin hong is a ballless molester.useless dyke.AND I DONT FEEL LIKE PAYING MY DEBTS

Thursday, July 17, 2008

yesterday:

mahjonged again lol,and lost 5 bucks laaaa.fuckin justin wanted me to get the unlucky seat,fuckin bastard.and jeroem won money wth?went gym after that and worked on triceps somemmore!but i think my chest needs more work.so im gonna do some heavy stuff on friday.

went with yinghui and justin to eat taihwa meepok.which was awesome as usual,ADMIT IT U TWO.And saw a small kitten gettin bullied by a fat cat,was cute lookin at yinghui tryin to chase it away lol.the bus ride back was kinda creepy,justin stepped on one drunkards foot and justin claims the drunkard was trying to annoy him by tapping his heels and smackin him with his plastic bag.justin ah justin,is really very dangerous even when his not drunk,i wonder what will happen when his under the influence of alchohol.he was actually THINKING ABOUT BEATIN THE 40++ DRUNK GUY.i mean u dont hit old people man to feel good,u hit 20++ yr olds who think they are cool and buffed to feel good.but it was entertaining la ahhahahahaha,in the end the drunkard waved at yinghui when yh and justin alighted.guess he took a liking for huhukins.

today was ok bah,went to westmall to catch a movie,hehehehheheheheheh *guilty*its like eatin a whole cheesecake at one go by urself and feeling that u shud have saved it as soon as u finished it.yes that would be a description about how i felt.went to eat jap dinner with my mum and cousin and got my lotr cds for tomorrows marathon.LET GO NIGGGGGASS.

been watching batman cartoons lately and i wonder if u guys still remember this show.called batman beyond,when bruce wayne was too old and hired a kid to do the dirty work for him.BATMAN BEYOND

heres a dude on youtube who has all 3 seasons.check it out.
http://youtube.com/user/rabbitdog26

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

march of the ents on piano is such a pain to learn...gawd i wonder how i actually learn how to play songs at times. often gazin at the piano sheets and wondering whether i shud go through all the trouble to learn another song which my muscle memory is obviously having difficulties coping with.yes yes its a simple song but thats me yo,its like saying why is viggo mortenson not as charming in other movies as compared to playin aragorn.ITS BECAUSE HIS FUCKIN ARAGORN.that made no sense,but meh his hawt as hell

i always wondered,i KNOW im gonna get married,can feel it in my bones,the thing is who the hell is gonna be my wife,is she gonna be butt ugly.yes it troubles me at times and the recent conversation with ozy further cements the fact that my wife is gonna be one unlucky woman.i dont think i can stay filial bah.can anyone? they say the secret to having a long lastin relationship is to constantly appreciate ur partner,theres also another alternative and that is to cheat.somehow i think my path in life is the latter.conversations with ozy are both lightheartening but often results in me thinkin alot.and yes,its alot of pointless stuff but heck its fun as hell lol.
i find it kinda frightening that at this point of my life,i fuckin hate children-_-.wait,hate shouldnt be the word,detest would suffice.just find them bloody irritating and annoying and its kinda ironic to say that im probably the most annoying and irritating boy u would know when i was a kid.kinda helps that i was awesome-ly korean-ishly cute though.

why the sudden rant?well to be prefectly honest i have nothing else to blog about LOL.

anyway ozy came by early today while i was raiding,so we heading to beauty world to eat macs,u know normal stuff.we met my condo's bikini babe while chatting at the swimming pool waitin for honglin!omg,she knew we were lookin at her hahahahha cause ozy got really silent all of a sudden .it was probably a deliberate action when she flicked her hair tilted her head and walked briskly pass us while shaking her hips.gawd-_-she was wearing black underwear LOL.

won 3 bucks at mahjong today ,would have won more if not for honglin fuckin 5 tai zimo-ing.justin got denied of big wins,TWICE.BY OZY LAWLS.

im probably gonna buy some more cologne,the aqua de gio i got last year is kinda gettin old on me,should probably opt for diesel or armani by armani.maybe some hugo boss brands,anyone free to offer any suggestions?usually i just got to fastseduction101 to check up on popular brands.but i prefer rather oaky or pine smelling colognes as compared to the "fresh "smelling ones they always advertise,like big muscular dudes bursting out of the ocean to wave a lame cologne bottle at ur face on the tv screen.

oh yeah me and quan webcam-ed and watched porn yesterday.to be specific it was ava devine.to know more about the video,just go to dump.com and search ava devine the vid is the first one u see.it was 25min long and we stopped after 4min because it was fuckin disgusting,she was shoving lavalamps up her asshole and some dude was playin the piano while she was at it LOL.

ps:i just found out that if u work out alot ur sperm count decreases.oh well it really shouldnt affect me especially when im so ffertile./flex

btw ozy,when u threw the water down my balcony,the fuckin security guard came up to complain u dickface.

SORRY FOR THE BIG WALL OF TEXT.

Monday, July 14, 2008

3 cheers for frugal inspirations!

wooot started my day with a bang.MY GUILD DOWNED ILLIDAN STORMRAGE WHOOT.my goal in the wow expansion has finally been completed.now to just get a few more pieces of gear while playin casually and i would be glad to quit.
went to gym by myself today and i chionged arms and chest bah,chiong until lower back fuckin aching what the hell.still quite satisfied with what i did though,cause i finally started on triceps again.have been working too hard on chest lately and i can barely even do 20 diamond push ups now cause i never bothered training triceps.
met yh at town after that and we did abit of shopping,singapore really sells craps for men's wear man.seriously.

met the dudes at pool for the usual stuff and yh and mag joined us.justin mag and i agreed on something.u know i know la ok?lol
met augusteen on the way home,gawd he looks like a american punk wannabe.
qotd: brian:eh u know right ,the lotr extended edition got alot of scenes leh
yh:really?
brian:yeah!got one part 100000 urukhai rape eowyn man
yh:OMG,REALLY AH.



LOL MAN.





Sunday, July 13, 2008

as ozy proposed,we will be having a lotr trilogy movie-athon this week.i have the rotk extended dvd so ermmmm rome bring the other 2 yeah?so far yh and ozy are up for it so LETS GO BAH.wer considering the matrix trilogy but i reckon no one has all of em.

anyway this week shall be food week!! so when ur free please tell me bah,we can head down to crawford lane and eat teh best meepok in singapore!

thought of the day: i wonder if most girls like giving head.

17 days left.it burns.it burns like fuckin concentrated hcl on my hands when i tried to steal it in chem lab,only worse

Saturday, July 12, 2008

mahjong-ed yesterday with the usual peeps.i guess that seat was really cursed man,cause i lost so much,so fast and so painfully.dinnered with the dudes and played pool after that!had alot of fun shit happening,alfone got his underwear ripped by a superwedgie by justin.and hl won jerome in a pool game!

today cousins came by to play mahjong.and went off to orchard to meet hl rome and quan for movie.knnbccb never tell me waht time was the movie i had to call at 6.15 to find out the movie was at 6.45.had to spend 14 bucks on a cab and really wanted to punch a baby during that time.

ate dinner at spageddis(sp?) got cheated again.fuckin lame it seems my choices on good palatable dishes of food is failing me.went taka and bought a cool warhistory book!cant wait to read it.annnnnnnd i finally found my inspiration to piano again!!i got my lord of the rings piano sheets.i cant wait .march of the ents ,indreams and haldir's lament await!


correction: rome won 2-0 in pool .hl didnt win

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

yesterday:
played wow as usual in the morning,and met nat at beauty world after that.long time no see,u still look gay.and u grew more evil,i like it *wink winnk*

impromptu mahjong after that with ozy quanie justin and hcb after that at my house.and me and quanie were FUCKIN OWNING MAN.i seriously had the hands of god,quanie standing by mi side as my disciple.pong pong hu was our best friends bah. did one hai di lao yue zimuo and one 5 tai hua shang gang shang zimo also.ozy thinks the hai di lao yue was false BUT TOO BAD MOTHER FUCKER.so we cut the price they had to pay to 3.20 each la..if not if would be 5 tai...zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
so we won 20++ that day.the sun shines ever bright on those that are destined to own.jerome seems tobe earning money,guess his money drought is finally ending.


went for dinner after that and met up with rebekah and colonel sandy.chatchitted with ozy at my hse swimming pool after that and fell straight to sleep when i got home-_-.

10th july:

currently at ozy class with huhukins cause we decided to crash.had to head off straight to np when i woke up cause yh needed my help ,and met justin the mother fucker too who had to head to class after that.fuckinn useless malay looking brown skinned NIGGER.

UPDATED.

WE GOT KICKED OUT OF OZYS CLASS FOR BROWSING EBAUMSWORLD AND LAUGHING TOO HARD LOL.first time i got kicked out so ii feel very bad .stupid indian lecturer.we ended up going my house to take a nap b4 everyone had to go.gonna log on to wow and catch some fish for my fishing level bah.btw heres the picture that got us fucked in class


qotd:justin is a nigger

PS:i watched that yesterday.LOL

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

jap buffet yesterday.mahjong-ed today and almost helped quanie win 2 5 tais.sigh.my hands were so godly.dinner at westmall.and i did a good deed today!yes yes yinghui and justin no need to thank me k?the singapore flyer offer is still up by the way.

oh yeah thanks maxe wilson vincent etc if u guys are willin to come on august 4th.very sweet thing to say man.but if its too much of a trouble no need to bother yeah.


gonna go shopping for webcam soon.ozy helped me calculate the days i have left and its only 22:(

handsome
please scroll down and read the yacht plans.please tyvm.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

just rediscovered this webbie today and the girls in there are like..omfg penis implodingly hawt
ESPECIALLY FAY.


lucky ass baldy





go check it out.

qotd:The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"
had dinner with dad today at sentosa yacht club.steak was prety damn good i have to admit.anyway heres the itineray for the august 2nd yacht thingy.

please please confirm whether u would be there for dinner cause i have to book things in advance.pulling out all of sudden will cause me alot of money.

i have two choice for food which i have no idea what to choose.

firstly we can simply just eat at the international buffet at the restaurent there which has a ton of good food.
or simply have a barbeque on the yacht,unfortunately for the yacht i need to know the exact number of people eating or alot of food is going to waste.


bbq menu
menu1:
chicken wings marinated with lavaender honey
grilled king prawns with cajun spices
sirloin beef with black pepper
slipper lobster with garlic butter
grill veal sausage with dijon mustard
seafood fried rice
frest fruit platter
complimententary bowl of salad(chef choice)

menu2
stuffed thai chaicken wings
grill slipper lobster in garlic oil and black pepper
marinated turbot with capsicums and pinenut pesto
mutton,chicken and beef satay with condiments
lamp chop with rosemary olive oil
seafood fried noodle
fresh fruit playyer
complimentary bowl of salad (chef choice)

but at this moment i think the buffet is much more worth it as i have no idea how much food is actually given as per portion to each person for the bbq,so i need some feedback from u guys if u can please.and also confirmation whether u will be there for dinner.

as for activities i think i can book a ps3 as well as a mahjong and ktv room which is pretty damn fuckin cool cause the mahjong tiles arranged themselves automatically through a machine?wth right!!ktv room can fit like 30 people lol so yup.anyway i think i'll sms u peeps soon and get everything done.as for now please just tell me via msn if u can make it.everyone is invited bah i dont care.
cept for black people


MAHJONG WAS RETARDED TODAY I 5 TAI ZIMO AND STILL NEVER WIN OR LOSE.2nd pok andrew 5 tai 2 times in a row he ended up winning 40 plus i think..thank god i dont have to pay.

ps:aragorn is my lover.

qotd:Forth! and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... and the sun rises! Ride now... Ride now... Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death!"

Theoden and Rohirrim continue to yell 'death' until the horn is blown and they charge onto the Pellenor Fields.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

MAN,WATCHED ROTK ON CHANNEL 5 AND ITS SO FUCKIN NOSTALGIC MAN.aragorn is seriously the most handsome sword and sandals fighter in teh history of film and cinema.da leet king .till this day its like one of the two movies that could make me cry.the other one was the iron giant which was bad ass as well.

had soccer today against team dynamo!we actually bumped into them at jurong east mrt station but we didnt bother sayin shit.i had to tahan from jurong east all the way to boon keng to shit cause ice milo is the worst or shud i say best laxative ever.

it was raining like fuck that day but we still managed to own them damn bad la.i joined in 2nd half and i hit the ball like 4-5 times ok!I GOT TO WEAR THE CAPTAIN'S ARM BAND HAHAHAHAHAHAH.tbh i think we played very violently,the opposition were very polite and stuff,sayin sorry all the time.cant say the same for yongle bah,who knee-ed someone in the balls and just walked away LOL.and joseph who kicked the goallie in the face HAHAHAH damn bad damnn damnn bad.ate at kfc after taht and took bus back home with vu.quoted from quanie"ur passes were good"*smug*


thanks for the peeps who came for my testimonial match!although you guys might just have came to thrash the nubs but i wholeheartedly thank all of you anyway!and for the ball too.


ps:my pee sai smells of ammonia

Friday, July 4, 2008

hmm yesterday:

soccer-ed with ozy justin alfred and fone near cck there.nut bad bah i know how to ram now.and i scored a goal against justin!which was pretty funny.met jieyong from primary school.remembered him as a crybaby lol.and his gf still looks teh fuckin same from p5.
for some reason alfone always finds the wrong moments to shit.like when wer outside,lol.and we ran a marathon to catch 975 bus and my soyabean ended up having so much foam in it.

today just played wow and gymed.followed by jumbo seafood which was damn mampat.


ps:strawberry protein shake tastes fuckin good.

goin japanfrom 24-27.hopefully U GUYS DONT DO ANYTHING EXCITING WITHOUT ME.



LOL AND MAXE JUST TOLD ME I PASSED A PAPER WHEN I WASNT EVEN PRESENT TO TAKE IT ON THAT DAY FOR COMMON TEST.GG NUBS.
[c=#2F576F]max-E `` life looks on in repose --*[/c] says:
and u got 51
[c=#2F576F]max-E `` life looks on in repose --*[/c] says:
wtf
[c=#2F576F]max-E `` life looks on in repose --*[/c] says:
nb, i went for the paper and failed. u? slp at home gt 51 lol

the road to quittin wow is very soon....cant wait


Wednesday, July 2, 2008

lol.copy and pasted.
"just *******. Move on and live ur own life"
well,if thats the case,fuck u both too.cunts.


today was kinda..demoralising for me.in the heart,yes.in the heart.
just lost the motivation to gym today,even my trainer could see it,probably was because we were focusing on back muscles today but that isnt an excuse.i need to wake my self up.1more month and im planning to train for six pack in a week's time and a large bigger chest at the end of my stay.even ate properly today and had my energy drink too.very ashamed of myself.

saw this indian chick in the gym though,huge tits.skinny body,nipple tent showing.pretty amazin stuff but didnt really affect me.and i kept seeing this dude,who kept fuckin staring at me.literally staring,i would glance at him and he would just glare at me,i look directly for 5 seconds and he continues doing it,maybe he wanted to fight iunno lol.


had mahjong at my house after that.the usual stuff,so many 5 tai 4 tai chances .but me and ozy still won 8bucks cause of our 5 tai chou pinghu win.which was sexy.

dinner at market later and ended up havin a heart to heart chat with ozy at my swimmin pool till 11.45.it was good,found much more relaxed after that.sometimes i kinda understand why people need psychologists.WE SAW A SHOOTING STAR.IT WAS AWESOME.MADE A WISH TOO.

emo rant:

anyway its high time i start worryin about america.man...one of the biggest problems i would probably be facing is fitting IN.i mean im 18,i cant drive.14 yr olds drive and have their own cars over there.its embarrassing and although its just one issue,i had plenty more and despite them being negligible,they eventually add up to be somethin to worry about.

to be frank,i dont want to be shunned.not like a chandru or chengyang or wenqin in our class cohorts.fuck that.but how the hell am i supposed to click when the lifestyle is totally different there.they go to malls on weekends.play rugby baseball or basketball,wtf u kinda get the point doncha.sometimes the friendships im having now is so bittersweet.cause wer all so close now,but of all times i have to leave.i worry alot that when i do come back we eventually wont click anymore.

yeah lots of stuff racing in my head atm,i hope theres someway for me to let it out.

ps:pleasepleasepleaseplease let me click in the us.


I'm feeling rough, I'm feeling raw, I'm in the prime of my life.
Let's make some music, make some money, find some models for wives.
I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and f**k with the stars.
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars.

This is our decision, to live fast and die young.
We've got the vision, now let's have some fun.
Yeah, it's overwhelming, but what else can we do.
Get jobs in offices, and wake up for the morning commute.

Forget about our mothers and our friends
We're fated to pretend
To pretend
We're fated to pretend
To pretend

I'll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms
I'll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
I'll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
Yeah, I'll miss the boredem and the freedom and the time spent alone.

There's really nothing, nothing we can do
Love must be forgotten, life can always start up anew.
The models will have children, we'll get a divorce
We'll find some more models, everyting must run it's course.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend
To pretend
We're fated to pretend
To pretend

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

DUMP.COM,SHITS AND DAISIES.

god damn it.my luck is terribly lately,in terms of the real world.in wow its been pretty splendid,won a new epic shoulders today and everytime the guild leader or someone else on ventrilo tries to pronounce my name it sounds terribly gay and hilarious.(name is porkikins.)

mahjong today was FUCKIN LAME MAN.i zimo 2 4 tai games,and won anotehr 4 tai game resulting in alot of money won.but guess what?i fed two 5 tais and then burned out my profits to a 0.counting in other things as well.and i had at least 3 games where i had 5 tai and was WAITING LA....UNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.PONGPONG BAN SER HU THAT KINDA BEAUTIFUL MAMPAT SHIT.
all that tense shit for nothing.

was discussing with ozy why women are such bad drivers.just look at the qotd to see why.and guys arent bad drivers cause they have both hands on the wheel even when their sexually stimulated:).cant say the same thing for chicks.

went with ozy to beauty world to pool with quanie alfone justin and rome and ended up eatin dinner at al azhar.quoted from alfone:9/10 ten times i come here,we end up talking about porn.fuck man,it is true but its such A FUN TOPIC TO TALK ABOUT LOL.another interesting topic is the who would u rather fuck game,which i think i might have insulted someone.(psst blademaster)inside joke.

quanies mother came by just as we were discussing which options were more disastrous and horrendous to choose so thank god we stopped in time.ozy was doing the jerking off motion too but his back was facing her when she entered LOL.

weiquan's mum thinks im the least likely to act crazy when im drunk.u get the bitter irony here?*LETS GO FIND SOME GIRLS MAN.I NEED TO ******* SOMETHING.)

she paid for our dinner ,felt bad.but dont worry karma got me in the ass right after that when i stepped on a mud pool full of drainage water,piss and shit.literally shit.im not joking.i had to walk back home cause it made my slippers stink so fuckin bad.kinda gay that i laughed at justin 5 mins before that about him stepping on dog shit previously.curse u karma gods!


question of the day:would u fuck a 6 yr old boy in the ass,or a 90 year old granny.
quote of the day:Hardcore sex sounds ,the ultimate collection,volume 5
its a women driver's best friend!

heres the fuckin hawt dump.com girl that everyone:quan me justin ozy and rome are fuckin despo over.



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/699943/
seriously fuckin funny

LOL