yesterday was good for me except that it was kinda ruined at night?iunno i'll get by,what i was chasing was a fool's dream anyway.

i screwed up my chemistry test big time man....its damn embarrassing.i memorised everything that didnt come out,and i forgot about a single page. SINGLE POWERPOINT SLIDE.that was worth half the marks of the FUCKIN PAPER.thats seriously damn gay bah,all my efforts gone for moot.there goes my 90% average.

and i found out thats its good to be friendly!walked up to some guy in the cafeteria and just chatted up with him.well guess i will be doing that much more often now whaha hopefully it widens my social circle.

i think im abit....shy and loserish atm u know.because when it comes with hanging out with a girl friend i dont even dare to sit next to her-_- and her sister ,i would just...stand there LOL.but it got better and we ended up chit chatting .
math exam next wednesday!presentation next thursday!and lots of comprehensions to finish up by tuesday!whooo to a fucked up weekend!!

i pee-ed in my pants a little when i saw this

to wow or not to wow again

ok i am alive again

happy birthday mag


and todays blog update is dedicated to MAGDALYN.shes been with me for 6 years!and in the first 2 i suffered everyday from her ridiculous nipples of justice which were always filled with coldwater and always spured others girls to bully me.whichwas gay because alyssa is pretty much a man,and wanyu is huge,especially her butt.ALTHOUGH I DO GET PAYBACK BY POKIN MAGS BOOBIES WHOOOO.thanks for all the very open minded chats that always tend to make me feel better,and also sharing porn links with me although they were things i have already seen before.but hey its the thought THAT COUNTS KAE.and although she always laughs maniacally,one has to admit that her laugh itself makes other people feel happy.so bless you mag,u owe me some oral "favours" when i get back if u want me to get u ur presents.
i showed my pimpled face on my blog for u mag.




alright sorry guys,i had tons of assignments and homework to do which explains why i haven updated my blog in a while.so this post is gonna be as long as the black man's dick i saw in the gym yesterday.

so anyway heres whats happening in school.i will chronicle everything according to subject because i have too much shit to say.

chinese:
i managed to perfect the art of asskissing with my online chinese teacher,to such an extent that she will be giving me personal listening comprehensions from now on so i dont even have to do the online assignments except for tests and quizes WHAHAHA.and i just feign ignorance everytime i made a mistake and she will give me the right answer which i will then key in online.FREE 100% BABY WHAHAHHAHAHAH.and while at the table i saw this super hawt nerdy girl man.u know the kind with ermm...awesome bodies and nerdy but naughty faces.yup just like that.heres how she roughly looks like bah.
remember her?ALMOST ALIKE MAN


english:
i am seriously,the unluckiest dude in english class. i had to leave early on one of the teacher's classes so when i came back...i found out i was tossed into the worst group ever.i was tossed into a grp for 5 girls...not just any girls.they were OBESE 1 OF THEM WAS CAMBODIAN AND 2 OF THEM WERE FUCKIN BLACK.AND ALL WERE 30YR OLD PLUS CEPT FOR THE OTHER OBESED LARD FILLED SWINE.YES YES I KNOW I KNOW THE IRONY AND KARMA IS SICKENING.and i have 7 comprehensions to finish by next tuesday,2 essays which i worked my ass for due today and a presentation next thursday with this rag tag group.actually i shouldnt be so mean cause their pretty nice,but i think the karma gods bit me square in the ass this time. and the teacher likes to call me brian heng heng heng heng heng heng .LOL. and theres this guy,whos name is HASSAN KUNT.u read it out aloud fast and u will get it.and another one called cheng bang which i found oddly funny

math:
math is ok la..still teaching the very lame stuff like functions and all that kinda junk.its JUST SUB X VALUE IN OR.and i heard from the teacher we will only be covering up till basic intergration.pfft.exam next week and im gonna go study with my friend on tuesday who previously pangsehed me today cause the sister wanted to go home and sleep lol.

chemistry:
chemistry is damn damn terrible.like i said in previous posts,she is a terrible teacher.and for some reason her classes are reminding me more of physics classes.with topics on radiation , wavelength and kinetic energy on light particles wth.whats most stupid is that her test tomorrow which i have yet to study for is mainly about memorizing important names of people who contributed to chemistry.wth is this,naming of american president's chemistry edition?she said we could write in feedback forms in her lecture today,and we didnt have to write names.so i said listenin to her lecture was like masturbating with sandpaper.and ran away as soon as i handed it in LOL.so far for friends here....only 1-2 bah..its hard when everyone concentrates and doesnt talk to anyone else other than their clique.and thes indian dudes were tryin to crack a joke with or at me?i dunno.i just said huh,dont get u and walked away.hmm now i wonder,were they making fun of me.

linguistics:
the class is pretty cool casue the teacher is very interesting.i heard her final exam is mcq and its group discussion too.and she tells good stories,stories tat dont go for 15min and have no relevance to the subject like ms chemistry .she gave us a very...disturbing topic to research on today.it was about feral children...and one such case was this girl called genie .
Genie is a feral child who spent nearly all of the first thirteen years of her life locked inside a room. She was discovered by authorities on November 4, 1970.she walks like a bunny man, like in the picture.it gave me the creeps when i read her story. and i heard theres more people like her,well not exactly her but people that grew up being raised by animals.some by wolves and eventually even becoming pack leader...which.....would probably mean theres some farmsex going on.good god.the nightmares KEEP GOING ON.
this is the pic.


well i really hope i do well this sem,which is why im doing all my homework.or actually the reason why im doing all my homework is because i have nothing else to do,and one can only surf porn for fun for THAT long.i dont even feel the urge to play computer games anymore.america does funny things to you.one weird thing is that i cant find alot of my shirts that i brought over from singapore.like my "mine's bigger shirt" and i feel super pekcek over it because its so comfortable,and also due to the fact that my wardrobe is depleting.i have 4 jesus shirts,and i dont think i can ever wear the "fucking metal" one outside,neither can i wear the "this shirt was designed to distract girls while i look at their chest"so im going shopping on saturday to buy more stuff.my uncle told me that wer going to a water park too!!which i heard its super cool cause they got like,wave makers and huge slides that will give ur ass cheeks rope burns for days.

i recently started gyming again and im glad i guess,the bad thing is that i feel incredibly weak now,cant even do 25 pound bicep curls consistently which i could while in singapore.and i was even able to do a couple reps of 30 pounds de lor...same for chest la ,my shoulders hurt like a mother whenever i do chest exericses,man i hope this weakness goes away soon,very emo about it.oh well,guess i will start slow again and go back to my normal self in a week I HOPE.and i have to start on my stomach which i have been procastinating.AND ONE MORE THING.I WAS AT THE GYM YESTERDAY AND THIS BLACK DUDE IN TEH BATHEROOM,HIS FLACID PENIS WAS BIGGER THAN MY ERECTED ONE.GOOD GOD WHAT ARE THEY EATING MAN

im damn scared the red marks in my moustache area turn out to be scars.i pray that it doesnt,but somehow i think it is leh..cause its like..flat and no bumps already.im prayin very hard.very very hard.


anyway i discovered a great fast food restaurent.wendys...omg that place is orgasmic.this burger..called the baconator is totally for justin man.its all meat,bacon beef and tons of cheese.as mampat as yinghuis juicy cheeks.

2 weeks in pictures
hawainn bbq

this is how cheap food is here man.well junk food that is

this is how most malls look like here


and the sheer size of pizzas here.

justin this is how costco looks like

and my BACONATOR.


if u guys wnat pics of anything.lemme know and me will post

aww man yesterday was soo soo so crappy.my highly anticipated english essay was returned to me with a C grade OMFG.FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE YOU KNOW.it seems that arguementative essays here follow a way different format in the sense that everything we do back in singapore is anathema here.orrr..my handwriting could be a major factor to my grade but im just gonna feign ignorance haha.

math is startin to be a bitch too.not that its too hard.they just elaborate TOO MUCH.the class is called calculas,well it sounds more like graphs to me.thats all they do and the teacher explains alot of useless chapters like piecewise functions and all that kinda crap.what irks me alot is that we cant use differentiation in finding maximum or minimum values yet(i actually forgotten the steps though LOL) and thus i have to use a graphing calculator.AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO USE IT.so i guess i have to do some...."fitting in with the education system" studying.and i haven done my chinese online thingy cause i feel weird doing it online.guess i'll do it on saturday.

chemistry is weird haha totally weird.had a quiz today and half of it was on definitions which IS BULLCRAP.the rest was just sig fig and accuracy/precision tests so it shud be cake.made friends with this army dude who served in iraq so yup.BRIAN HAS MADE ANOTHER FRIEND.VICTORY.talked to the chemistry teacher today...about...alkene+water=alchohol....and she was like yeah..but we werent be learning that far in this syllabus.OH MY GAWD HAHAHAHAHAHA.and i said...erm i learnt this in high school.she"well u must have learnt alot in high school"LOLOLOLOL.speaking of which i forgot how to find non polar and polar compounds.help please?

on ratemyprofessor.com. shes rated as one of the worst pieces of shit ever.reminds me of mr burns from the simpsons.dont you think?

"Her class is hard only because she doesn't know how to teach. She leaves problems on the board, and lets you work on it for 2 straight lab hours while she works on grading her paper because she doesn't wanna do it at home. The only time she actually taught was when the inspector was over at the class, no test review at all, not recommended."GG

celebrated uncle bday yesterday.ate pizza.that is all


and pics from my bday














thanks for all the chem notes and other stuff andrew.although i don think i would be needing chem now haha

BATMAN BEYOND

Hi nyeeeeguhs!man english class is starting to get me worried.got our topic for our term paper today.and its got to do with who will this particular political figure vote for in the presidential elections,cant remember the name but all i know this is bullshit.wtf man why cant they give a better topic instead of some american bullshit which is totally uninteresting.i guess i shall say vote for the nigger.
its like 5 pages long,and i have to follow this format of writing called MLA.which i have no idea what the hell it is.looks like i have to do some research cause I HAVE TO GET AN A.

this another english essay today and it was a piece of cake lol.what intrigues me is that when u cant take two stands here when u write an essay.i always thought thats what the teachers in bbss always emphasize on doing.odd.and im trying to get the teacher for chinese to exempt me from online assignments cause it seems like such a pain.plus,the bloody text book and workbook costs 170 dollars wtf.i guess this is what they do when the economy is in recession,sneaky bastards im just gonna buy books online then.and a niggar talked to me today! he was like "u got paper on you homie?"HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fuckin funny.

and another creepy thing is that NO ONE TALKS IN CLASS .NO ONE ,its like everyone is super intent on studying hard or soemthing like that.its scary

more pics

mongolian bbq


jasmine LA JASMINE LA HAPPY NOT JUSTIN AND OZY



AND ME


kanna scammed for kfc,just like that time from swensons





cute lookin cat,i feel like owning one




the trees look good at least

3rd day of school!and im in trouble,i have no idea how to log on for my chinese online classes and i heard that i have to pass up assignments already!cant let go of my free A (YES ITS ELEMENTARY CHINESE).and i've been reading my linguistics textbook and not understanding most of it cause its just a chunk of words put together to give people the toughest time ever to study for a test.HOW WOULD I KNOW WHICH PART IS IMPORTANT AND WHATS NOT.
if i could describe it ,it would be a book whos papers were made from the dried up shit crapped out from the devil

went to a pet store and i felt all emo again:(.so i took pictures of cats and stuff!anyway my iphone is on the first floor and im too lazy to go up.so i'll just reupdate tomorrow.

listening to 500 miles by the proclaimerss

sent parents off yesterday.and ended up eating at sweet tomatoes,a semi-vegetarian buffet -_-.but surprisingly it was damn bloody awesome la.half the place was meant for salads,and teh remaining half was full of pizza,soups ,muffins and icecream and baked potatoes.and u could get as much shredded bacon and the white cream u use for topping for the baked potatoes..mampat as yinghui's cheeks bah.

the rest of the day waasnt really that interesting so...meh.

and yes yes,i willtake more pictures from now on.like the dude that was popular once who chronicled his life through pictures and posts it online.

i just bought this book recently.it was a pretty entertaining read,it also troubles me how bloody horny and desperate girls can be,and how terrible some guys are.but mostly its about these stupid airheaded bitches.when i say horny.its really crouch grabbing ,deep throating,ear fucking horny.well most of his stories are chronicled on his website.he even has a wiki link, and a movie coming up about him.

www.tuckermax.com

so go check it out,you will find it pretty entertaining,especially you nat.HINT HINT.

math class was....very..enlightening.he was teaching...functions....and graphs...and asking whats f (x)=3+sinx what would the range and domain be.THERE WERE LIKE 5-6 PEOPLE SCREAMING ANSWERS THAT WERE SO RIDICULOUS.they were pretty much moving up the numbers if they got wrong.so i simply enlightened them by giving the right answer in my super cool and calm voice.total silence after that.owned ,bitches.
after class there was this fat white girl dancing to lollipop by 36 mafia with her friend.AT THE FIRST FLOOR FOR NO REASON.god,america is weird

parents are leaving tomorrow.sad face.and i wont be able to see skye anytime soon.i miss MY SKYEKINS.love him so much.sadder face.

i suddenly feel very very very emo.about me not seeing skye...perhaps it was the long drive to my aunties house,perhaps it was because my parents are leavin tomorrow and i will be left all alone.but most of all its because this little cutiekins pretty much grew old with me.i already had one such experience already when my maid left our family too.she spent like 12 years in my family and i cried like a bitch in heat when that happened.i dunno how i would feel if skye dies without me being there.i WANT to be there even though i hate it that it will happen eventually.he means too much to me to be something of negligible property like"oh.just stuff him and put him in the cupboard"hopefully my dad takes good care of him.all i know i dont think i will be able to recover when the day comes.

:(((((((((.hope he isnt lonely without me.cutest boy in the world




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first day of school! semi success!got all the classes i wanted except for chemistry WHHOOOOOOOOOO.the professor says that im 2nd on the wait list so its 50-60% chance i get in,which im banking on alot cause im not going for any more chemistry classes.the most i just give a pitiful front saying "BUT I ALREADY DROPPED ALL MY CHEMISTRY CLASSES BECAUSE OF THIS,WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW".time table is mon wed fri 1-4.tues thursday 8-2.which is quite a flexible time isnt it.chemistry seems to be a piece of cake,math is like fuckin basic calculas,and chinese shud be cake too la i hope.i think im aimin for at least 3.8 gpa this sem cause it is almost embarrassing for me to get anything lower than that.WISH ME LUCK.

didnt even really get to make friends cause...u pretty much finish class and u dont talk to anyone cause ur rushing to the other classes.and only saw like what.4 pretty girls?lol?is this singapore all over again?hahahhahahahaha.one of them was really pretyt though,like european sexy.and one blonde on the stairs was like ..MAMPAT BOLEH MAIN LA.

gym was horrible.not in the sense of equipment which was satisfactory,but the type of people.like...all of them are samoans and they love slamming the weights on the floor after working out.so i just stayed in a corner and did shoulder and triceps today.didnt want to push too hard u see.funny thing was they were also gentlemen in the sense that they lowered their music when an old woman came in to work out.


listening to-sokabasu by judy and mary

alright....i think i sat so much today i can actually feel a blood clot in my right butt cheek man.spent 5-6 hours driving?like wth?and yes i will be posting pics today.

woke up damn early in the morning today just to drive all the way to sacremanto to look at the uc davis campus.which is 10000 better than ngee ann,thus being 500000 times better than delta college.WHY CANT I GO TO DAVIS MAN.the town of davis is 20% of the land is meant for local populace,the rest is for the university campus LOL.its so huge theres even a cow farm and a horse ranch along with a green house for respective majors to research at.amazing shit.

was on the way home only to find out that my godpa was checked into icu cause he has a blocked artery in his heart.so we ended up eatin at popeyes!


its hella cheap here man,fast food that is,its only like 18 bucks $sg for an 8pc chicken family feast and the pieces ARE SO HUGEE.

had to head to the hospital after that,just as an fyi,my godpa is also my uncle.the same uncle that said i cant stay at his house because i was a distraction but hey no hard feelings man.

went back to his house after and watched this funny as hell show,called g's to gentlemen,its about 10-12 black acting guys(or black guys)trying to find the error in their ways of following the path of the nigger,and tryin to change themselves to gentlemen.go google it lol..

driving home took another 2hrs cause of the jam so i started taking pictures of weird lookin people or weird looking cars.



if you couldnt see,its a car with teh right front door all smashed up and they were still drivin it omg....must be college students.

oh yeah and heres pic of the highway.those huge fan lookin things are meant for wind enery generators






oh and these are the rest of the pictures i was supposed to post yesterday

the house where im staying.


house i was supposed to stay in.along with backyard




an awesome looking house that was their neighbour.the house door was further in the walkway omgggg so cool.very hobbit-ish i dunno why.


can u imagine this houses only cost 1.3million sing...


and pics from the mall!

awesome strawberry cheescake.it was bigger than my hand.


super expensive and highclass chocolate shop where a single strawberry fondue costs 5 us dollars





and this is just to make alfred jealous.they cost only 20-30 dollars btw


the ones below are JIM BEAN AND JONNYWALKER LOL


do they actually have cards in singapore mourning someones death?im just wondering since it sounds too commercialized


and pics of my cousins.left is leanna the one that talks too much.right is jessica


i miss the times when i was in america,and its the last day i was gonna spend there.it was like...knowing ur gonna be happy in 24 hours time because ur going back to singapore where theres friends & family .and oh yes,SKYEKINS:(.how i wish i didnt take those cherished moments for granted.
remembered the previous trip.i was like eatin take away from wingstop.chionging 64 chicken wings with my cousins and heading to bed after that with no regrets.and shaking hands with my godpa saying thanks for everything and i will be back soon.didnt know soon was THAT SOON.anyway its a huge post.happy clicking.nerds.


listening to: starlight by muse