Monday, March 9, 2009

why are there so many anorexic looking girls here with backbreaking boobs. its...physically impossible that they can keep their back straight! im talking about..... 155 cm with dd tankers. LOL.


talked to my counselor... and she said bobian, i have to find a way to get all 3 classes in fall, because these courses arent offered in summer. im thinking of getting permission from the professors to let me overlap the classes and take the exams at different dates. praying bah. i think it might be possible if its overlapping on certain days and not more than half an hour. seems probable. which means... chances of a summer holiday for me is very high, its just that im thinking about my future in college more... its a headache, i can transfer by december to UC IRVINE which is in the OC, and 10 MIN FROM NEW PORT BEACH HAHAH CAN U GUYS BELIEVE IT. CALIFORNIA HERE WE COMEEE. but the problem is it can only happen if i can get my classes next semester in the first place, additionally, the teachers have to allow me to overlap class schedules, and i have to secure at least b's inorder to transfer. please please god, i will believe in you if u ever fulfill my wishes. i dont want to spend fall and next spring finishing 3 classes, neither do i wanna spend this summer taking classes that could be taken all at one go in fall semester. PLEASE GOD. PLEASE. i will make a negro sacrifice to u at the crack of dawn and offer his still beating heart on a silver plate for my offering every morning


btw... fashion advice that i think works great on ladies. wear cardigans. it works wonders, its a big thing here, and i dont blame em cause it is such a great look that u can wear anywhere.of course u need to wear something appropriate inside la, not some lame little miss or mr shirt. a nice tank top would be sweet. actually just putting on a 2nd top or jacket is perfect, it makes u stand out anyway, since singapore is pretty much a "one top" kinda teenage society from the way i view it. the guys there are trying the Chuck Bass or Dan Humphrey look recently have u noticed HAHAHA, either that or screen t's. its pretty sad that i used to wear alot of screen t's .oh well i grew outta it. and i still think my jesus shirts are awesome. SCREEN T'S FTW, ONCE IN A WHILE, NOT EVERYDAY.
foundation is important! im saying this, as i am assuming that there are even girls reading my blog still-_-. btw hu, u dont need blush, ur cheeks are too awesomely imba-ly mampat already, one of the many things i have also been bestowed upon only for it to be fucked by my overwhelming manly hormones. thats how i like my girls, and i assume my taste it fantastic and awesome,so y'all should follow my advice.

AND BTW PEOPLE. SUMMER CLOTHES ARE OUT IN STORES IN AMERICA. with very very cheap discounts going on. u want anything, send a picture and i will grab it for u, provided u pay me back of course. im talking dirt cheap. like $10 per shirt cheap. $20 cargo pants cheap. $23 dollars banana republic sweater cheap. $30 dollars 501 levis jeans cheap. now do u wonder why i have so many levis jeans since i came here lol.




ps: MY GRADUATE UNI WILL BE 10 MIN AWAY FROM NEWPORT BEACH. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. and im jumping straight to the 3rd year programs :) which means im starting my majors straight away instead of doing general electives. sexyness.

Friday, March 6, 2009

wow. u only need a bachelors in any degree to apply for med school.
1 year chem , 1 year organic chem, 1 year physics, one year bio and 1 year calculas. need to read up more on this HAHAHA. ah well i will still need...2-3 years plus anyway.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

it seems like im standing like a fuckin girl in these pics man


went on a 3 day snow trip to sonora with friends to get wasted and stuff. it was quite fun la haha.. after all it beats staying at home...it feels really weird now though... the fact that im quiet and it would be so much more different if lets say.. it was in a singaporean environment. but still im adapting? i just tend to be shy. can u believe it, me SHY. ARRGH. i wish i knew how to talk to people in america like how sociable i am in singapore. lol. anyway i didnt bring my snow shoes so i pretty much had snow in my feet all fucking day. it was hell dude. fuckin hell.
and btw nat! if ur reading this, u shud try khalua +vodka+ cream. its really good, really really good, in shots. and people were doing Carbombs where its basically u drop a shot glass full of whisky into a cup of beer and u drink it. seems really interesting. oh yeah, and there were 2 cartons of beer, and like 10-12 bottles of alchohol, thank god i didnt drink so much, but the others did. and i think my friend had sex with his girlfriend everynight while i was there LOL,PLAYA.

so, while i was there, i kinda realised how open people really are with sex. i mean i had some doubts in the back of my mind whether it was true whenever i watch chick flicks. buuut damnnnnnnn girls here openly talk about how sex is like with their boyfriend with his boyfriends friends DAMN IMBA. and stories about friend videotaping girls while they fuck, with permission of course. definitely paints a very.... interesting picture about sex here. oh and in addition, girls here actually ask their boyfriends whether they can have more sex, and my friend is so burned out that his dick has scabs. mannnn. envy, but i might think differently if i was really put in that situation.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

50% chance that im not coming back for summer. made a big big mistake with my choice of classes to take this sem, should have squeezed in my calculas 2 instead of taking another GE. unfortunately, i thought finishing my IGETC was more important, but it dawned upon me yesterday with the meetin with my counselor that....the 3 remaining classes i need to take to transfer: organic chem 1b, zoology 2 and calculas 2 are usually scheduled at the same time slot, so if i were to attempt to take all 3 next sem...i would most likely only be able to get 2...which is retarded because i already fulfilled all my credit units so ...wtf i will be wasting 2 sems taking 3 FUCKIN CLASSES?!!! if i had taken calc 2 this sem, instead of another ge, i could have simply taken another flexible time slot ge class next sem and this problem would have never arisen... soo...yup.. sucks to be me..especially since im already done with my IGETC, and only need those 3 classes to satisfy both my unit requirement as well as my pre reqs for bio major. irony was that i dropped out of the calc 2 class this sem...cause i thought i could have just taken it the next sem, and i dont wanna take it in UC cause this teacher is good. ARRRGH FUCKING CHRIST. 3 sems is a damn good record for transferring to a science major lor...now it is most likely 4 unless i choose to take summer courses. so guys... i think i just might do that if the oppurtunity arises. will be having more talks with my counselor soon, so will keep you guys updated. i deserved my summer breakin singaporeT.T i regret dropping calc 2 so much now.....or i would be happily doing my homework awaiting my 3 month trip back in singapore. fuck.



*does the "platoon" movie pose in agonizing fashion"

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

i had a super super random dream.... where alfred was speaking fluent teochew to me, and about my family stuff... only to realise when i woke up that my dad was talkin to my aunt in teochew and about family stuff. damn weird man, its like.... outside occurences can seep into my brain when im dreaming.

anyway watch this without tryin to laugh

Sunday, February 8, 2009

mampat and juicy. just like xiao long bao.






see from one minute onwards.imba. major respect

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

who says im racist. like yinghui, i love black people.



and to hl: NINPO-ILOSTMYCAMERANOJUTSU, TRANSITION TO NINPO-FREENIGHTSAFARITRIPNOJUTSU, COMBINED WITH JUSTIN NINPO-FREEBNJSNOJUTSU.



anyway this is what im eating for lunch...10 wings and a pound worth in fries. pound as in the weight. crazy huh:D