so yup..short post.went up to pleasenton today to celebrate jasmines birthday..yes yes..calm down justin,fuckin paedo. but in the end i slept the whole day there cause i spent the previous night watching GOSSIP GIRL ONLINE LOL.big regret,cause they went shopping and im really keen on buying some long sleeve t-shirts except they have a collar?dunno how to describe but i hope u get the picture.


BIG NEWS.SEE SATURDAY NEWPAPER. MY COUSIN JEREMY WEE IS IN IT,THE ARTICLE ABOUT THE IMPORT MODELS.SERIOUSLY FUCKIN PRICELESS GO AND READ.
shaun:yo
jamie:WITH THE GORGEOUS BLACK HAIR LA DUH
rome: okininam pangit
ozy: yeah i know man,i think i just wear normal t shirt,laugh at idiots who dress up
andrew:HAHHAHAHAH TOTALLY MAN SERIOUSLY BWG.

so yyeah tbh i wont be blogging about stuff in school much because life there is pretty much the same thing all week.one thing that ticked me off is that my permit test got postponed..again..to wednesday, hopefully thats the final date caus ei really wanna start driving already..anyway it sure sucks that the drinking age here is 21 LOL,not like its deterring any 18 yr olds fromdrinking..and from what i seen, girls can drink here LOL.this one chick i was talking to drank a vodka bottle by herself,wtf right, but of course she got high but that feat is definitely respectable.hope people didnt run train with her half comatosed body.

i feel like a fuckin girl.i only gymed once this week.seriously.
been hanging out with tina and gang recently and yup, its fun,at least im doing something !right.?and one thing about america, they find every single fuckin reason to party LOL.like....halloween means party time.so yup gonna go for my first halloween party i dunno what to wear seriously.cant wait.


listening to fly away by leny kravitz

my grandma almost died yesterday.scared the living shit out of me.well what happened was that she was at the dialysis center and at the last 5 mins of the session her blood pressure dropped incredibly low and she passed out.thank god for the ever vigilant hospital attendants that spotted it and rushed to help her.at least theres something good about america,and thats incredible service.it shocked me cause..well how would the day be different if my grandma did pass away yesterday, i couldnt really picture it in my mind, justin and dawn probably know how close i am to my ah ma even when i was still in singapore.so yup.. it got me thinking, maybe i should spend more time with her, she still has to live long enough to see her great grand childrin (EHHH EHHH :) ).shes the only person other than skyekins that has made me cried bah,to me that means something LOL.

anyway courtesy from rome, i managed to finally delve into the realm of www.whacko.wordpress.com, and i SHALL FLAME THE FUCKER.
i'll just summarize everything under his blog which i find terribly ridiculous.
im not trying to be mean.i just think its not fuckin possible, is there somehting wrong with that LOL.

Ten things I love doing:
-Licking whipped cream and Ben&Jerry ice cream off my partner’s parts. I’ll spare you the details here.

Five Things I Love Doing When I’m Emo:
-sex,----->bunch of lies.

Five Things I Love Doing When I’m Happy:

why do I have to bother doing anything when I’m happy? ZZZ. Anyways…
- make love
- Listen to music
- Lick whipped cream/B&J
- Rest my head against her chest and listen to her heart beat

Ten Ways To Win My Heart:

- Lick whipped cream off my fingers
- French kiss
- make out
- Cuddle
- lie in bed together talking
- bake for me (they always say that the way to a man’s heart is thru his stomach)
- cook for me (see above)
- Let me rest on her <3
- Stare into each other’s eyes
- RP
- Handcuff me <3
- Have B&J together
- Whips <3

10 Ridiculous Things I Wish To Do Before I Die:

-Have sex on a esclator (Did it in a evelator before, but never tried esclator)
-a MAJOR orgy party (the last one I had had only like.. 2 guys and 4 girls. pathetic.)


so yeah.the major percentage of readers are people who know this dude.AKA ERNEST YAP.do u think, what he is saying is remotely true lol..cause ..well im not generalizing man, but seriously if his gettin that amount of pussy i would be bathing in an endless shower of naked brooke banx's.so,wheneve your bored just take a look at his blog, its half an hour of nonsensical entertainment.

in other news im gettin addicted to gossip girl LOL.and my test today..well i hope i didnt screw it but i really made sure i did no careless mistakes and yet i got weird answers.prayin that i was right then.i need the A grade for this one badly.

why do eurasians aka pan asians look so hawt?.Hybrid vigor. The first generation gets the best genes from each parent. if you want child to look hawt,fark an angmoh or a nigger. unfortunately even with this advantage in heriditery genes, paul twohill still looks like someone rubbed his face against a hot wall of acrylic when he was a baby.

why are chinese people obsessed over white culture and appearences?its called globalisation.because apart from widening the economy of countries, there is also a cultural change. and which country is the leading superpower in the media business?fuckin america,and thats why asian peeps are foolishly blinded into believing whatever that is white is the way to go.i would agree with peeps there actually,i love big titties,something asian chicks wont be...able to provide.and why do korean people go for plastic surgery,cause their the fuckin rejects of china,and korean people are dirty smelly people who do not deserve anything.same goes to paedophilic japs,only good thing that came out from there is food and sony playstations.with a few exceptions.unfortunately this is how the world is,and since i hate china more than any other country in the world,i rather asians undergo a whitening then follow korea and japan.countries full of hairy pussies.god damn.

i just found this incredibly funny since its from my family.
who knew says:
FUCKING HATE AUNTY FONG
who knew says:
DAMN BITCH
brian. says:
why
brian. says:
what she do lol
brian. says:
i need to force myself study
who knew says:
JUDGEMENTAL
brian. says:
ARRGH
brian. says:
why
who knew says:
UNAPPRECTIATIVE
who knew says:
FUCKING HELL
who knew says:
got lizard
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
so ah jie ask me go help dem kill
who knew says:
i go in
brian. says:
lawl
who knew says:
i dun even knw where the fuck it is
brian. says:
funny shit
who knew says:
and she starts judging me and making negative comments
who knew says:
tt do neither party good
brian. says:
about what
who knew says:
i cant whack hard cuz like its at night right and everyone is asleep
who knew says:
ah kong sure wakes up
who knew says:
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THE LIAZARD DO TO YOU
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
ITS ALso life rite
who knew says:
it deserves to live
brian. says:
damn funny la
who knew says:
its not causing harm
who knew says:
den she comment
who knew says:
im useless
who knew says:
liek a girl
who knew says:
den i whack the fucking thing dman hard
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
den i said mai kao pei kao bu
who knew says:
and ah jie said dun be rude
who knew says:
-.-
brian. says:
SERIOUS
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
like if u dun appreciate my helpo
who knew says:
den dun ask me la
who knew says:
AND I DUN WNA HEAR ABOUT UR GOD DAMN COMMENTS
who knew says:
BITCH

who knew is andrew

im boring:(

man i just realised im a very boring person here, not in a sense that i lead a boring life(which is still a duh),just that i dont ...really give out a very interesting aura. and that i can blame on being afraid to show my true charactor,because it may sometimes seem funny to others, i can easily assume that some people detest it as well.so why risk it..., its like...masking the beast within myself ,the very evil beast that hope some people's babies die but people still find it funny.the problem is this attitude aint gonna get me much friends LOL,well interesting and fun ones at least, not saying the ones i know aint that, its just that its better to have more-_- i cant hang out with 3 people for the rest of my college life, thats downright faggoty.sometimes i wish i had u, justin. would make life much much much easier,at least i dont have to bother being friendly.
so yeah what i been doign recently is studying, or shud i say tutoring,and tina thinks im a good tutor?so maybe i should start tutoring at school ,its like 10.50 an hour and u dont really do much,so im probably going for the interview some time this week.got my social security number too so i can take my driving test this week WHOOO.and they say u cant reveal ur social security number here lol?cause its like, reall important and u can be a victim of identity theft...big diff from singapore right, my fuckin id is s9071477e or big dealz.

i still feel kinda ticked off for my mathresults, after all i printed past year papers and did them,and i still got a fuckin lame 83....really damn lame lor..its like the questions whichi think didnt come out, did and their like 6 marks per pop.why cant derivatives come soon so i can farking kick ass at it.its like the teacher is spending the half of the semester teaching farking limits, which i didnt learn at all and thus= no advantage? zz.must study hard so i can play wow.

and i think my angmoh friends found my blog LOL.well hope u like it then,i never said anything bad bout u gals cause ya'all are the best!thanks for all the lifts home hehe.and the asian girl reference was regarding someone else

and heres this week on the life of brian in texas holdem

this is on tao too.i just like it.and btw justin u owe me something.TAG IT.U KNOW I KNOW.
brian. says:
justing
brian. says:
go check ur results
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
lol
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
2.6 gpa
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
cb
brian. says:
LOL
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
wtf la
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
got two
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
i dunno how i get C
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
serious
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
idiot oso wun get C one
brian. says:
LOL
brian. says:
SUAY
brian. says:
then u must be super idiot
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
fuck u

damn pekcek..lost a triple 5 hand to a triple 8 hand.so this is how i flame people