http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-RjyIHag4M

LOL FUCKIN WATCH IT PLEASE, ALL NARUTO FANS.ITS SASUKES VOICE IN GERMAN,SOUNDS LIKE A FAGGOT. EH IM LEAVING TOMORROW AT 6AM, BUT TBH I DONT KNOW THE TIME DIFFERENCE, ALL I KNOW IS THAT MY DAD TOLD ME IM ARRIVING MONDAY MIDNIGHT

EXAMS ARE OVERRR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. finally, finally i can start anticipating the day i touch down in singapore, yes i cant wait, first thing im gonna do is chiong tai hwa bakchor mee, and after that hug my darling little skyekins and kiss him. ANYWAYYYYYY I THINK I Aced my finals, i know i got 4 confirmed A classes, so chemistry PLEASE DONT FAIL ME, JUST GIVE ME AN A, OR AT LEAST A B. IF I GET C IT WOULD BE SO EMBARASSING AND STUPID THAT I WOULD KILLMYSELF. no i ,I KNOW I WONT GET A C.CAUSE I LEARNED ALL OF THIS BEFORE AND IT WOULD BE TIME CONSUMING AND LAME TO REPEAT THE CLASS AGAIN, ARRRGH THIS IS KILLINGME. but i did ok on the final..... unless she had different possible answers for all her mcq...grr the pressure. anyway if u want me to buy u guys stuff, i suggest u do so now...cause .. i didnt wanna play favourites and buy stuff only for certain people. in addition,i will be in japan for like an hr, so if u guys want any important things like food, dolls, trinkets or hentai feel free to tell me.

i will be arriving on 22nd of december midnight...so......ahem. ahem. OMG THANKS GUYS THATS SO SWEET OF YOU, COMING IN FULL FORCE IN THE AIRPORT TO SEE ME. jokin, my dads picking me up anyway, unless i can just ask my dad to pick up my ahma and we can go party??? *spastic energetic face* unfortunately im leaving on jan 12th morning...so lets make the best out of the time we have!!! mahjong lets go.
ok, one more thing, if you guys want clothes, this is kinda hard to cover. shops are selling winter apparal right now so unless you wanna be wearing alot of hoodies or thick woolen shirts i suggest you just request for something else. i TOLD YOU GUYS, ASK FOR STUFF WHEN I WAS HERE IN AUGUST, DID ANYONE LISTEN..noooOoOooOoOO. well peace ! CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU SKYEKINS.LOVE YOU.

the joy i am experiencing right now,is equivalent to the joy i got when i found out the name of the chick in this picture.
take a look at those bazzomzahs.

fuck allen gamarnik.

and on brighter side of things, happy bday jacq

brian says:
try space docking leh
brian says:
then tell me what its like
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OI
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NICE DOA
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DAO
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
wads space docking
brian says:
u shit in her vagina
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and fuckit
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
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[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
FUCK LA BRIAN
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LOLOLOL
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
i gonna block u
[ j u s t i n ] diecinueve says:
bye
brian says:
OR U GIV EHER A CLEAVELAND STEAMER
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WHERE U SHIT IN BETWEEN HER TITS
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AND FUCK IT
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OR
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U GIVE HER A STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
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WHERE U CUM ON HER FACE
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AND PUNCH HER NOSE
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SO THE BLOOD AND CUM LOOKS LIKE A SYRUP

justin has gone offline

i think it works

updated


so its been a while HAHHA. i can blame this on me gettin wrath of the lich king. which is truly awesome now, cause i am finally taking my time to level instead of rushing through 10 levels. warcraft lore is pretty nice to read through ya know.

oh yeah....i got a 68 for calculas test...i feel damn pekcek la, cause 1/3 of the marks was from one question, where i did the first step wrong. so gg .cb, and for all my papers whether they were chemistry or calc, i dont even need to study to get an A, ITS CAUSE I WAS CARELESS.... and my 95 average drop by 5 % which is super lame cause i worked hard to get that average all the way up so that i could have an easy time in the 30% final exam.knn now have to make sure i get an A for the exam too, its damn frustrating la, its like u do super well in 4 exams, then u get fucked in the ass for the 5th one. next wednesday test i must OWN. as for chemistry i got a middle B, zzzzz last few chapters so fuckin hard.plus one mcq question is 6 marks, which i think is ridiculous... but im tryin still to get an A. i seriously thinking of another major to focus on, and dermatology seems like a good major to pick. easy, and u earn so much money. i guess i will just get the rest of my general ed classes done before gettin on with my major..

last week i spent 6 hours writing my term paper for linguistics on the subject of singlish, and since i speak singlish, I CAN BULLSHIT MY WAY THROUGH AND SHE CANT SAY IM LYING HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH. with the fact that my Calc and Chem are very shaky-ish A's. i have to make sure the other 3 subjects MUST get A, so that i can make sure i can still save my calc and chem. so im doing all my shit done before thanksgiving. anyway, for english i have like.the entire huckleberryfinn book to read, write a summary over, and do lie 120 comprehension questions. this is...very...torturin in the fact that everyone says shes an easy teacher, and that u can get an A without handing in homework, but who knows? maybe she changed this year? maybe this huckleberry finn thing is damn important to her? so im not sure whther i shud take the risk and skip doing this crap. i mean seriously, who the fuck reads huckleberry finn, its the story of some redneck country boy whos parents were probably closely related, and this runaway nigger.

i was at the gym on tuesday when something damn funny happened. i was walking near the counter to the free weights section, when someone threw like a bundle of firecrackers into the counter. so obviously when it bombed, i thot someone had a gun or something and started shooting at people. so i bolted. and then realised the truth..zzz well it was really convincing at the point, cause women were screaming and shit. but who the hell would go into a gym and start shooting people when its a palce full of buffed to hell guys. i actually didnt move for a while when the firecrackers went off, caus ei wanted to see whos shooting WHO lol. now imagine if there were really guns, i think i would have died first bah. been tryin to work on my arms abit now...and im still lazy to work on my six pack..zzzzzz very boring la stomach muscles.


i been checking farm sex recently, just the pictures mind u. damn disgusting la, its like horse and dogs boning girls and their like totally enjoying it. and its like..BULLDOGS, WITH THAT KINDA UGLY FACE AND SHIT. and the girls were pretty hawt too..jesus christ. alfone and i enjoyed a few moments of comedic pleasure when i told him to urban dicitonary : strawberry shortcake, and cleaveland steamer. go try it out:D, and justin i still believe u like my fetish. its good. tasting is very good.


lastly, i seriously hate malays to the core now. if i see a nigger or a malay and i had a gun, i would fucking shoot the malay. their a bunch of lazy fuckers who have no talents at all. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF UZI, HIS FRIENDS AND HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY AND ANYONE HE CARES ABOUT. the rest can fuckin DIE. i had this family member, emphasise on had, because anyone who marries a malay aint family to me. that married this malay man who had more than one wife, u know. mud rape malays need to mass reproduce cause they half the brain we chinese dudes have.so now the malay faggot is threatening the family to get him a mercedez or his gonna take their daughter away from them.AND THEY ACTUALLY GAVE HIM THE CAR. LIKE,WTF ARE U REALLY THAT STUPID, HOW CAN HE EVEN TAKE THE DAUGHTER AWAY, THERES SOMETHING CALLED FUCKIN DIVORCE??AND ISNT THIS A CASE THAT U CAN REPORT TO THE POLICE?fuckin dumb family members, thank god they were not my immediate family..some where very far off the family tree. aka, dispensable. they have a child too, but i wouldnt even regard it as human. fuckin pig cock sucking malay cheebai. i find it funny though, cause i can make this the most racist indian/malay blog ever, but singapore wont be able to arrest me. CALIFORNIA BITCHES1


anyway 1 more month tosingapore, cant wait. love u all.poof.

permit test passed. gonna be able to get my license in a month. someones driving mercedez in singapore soon:D

brian discovers something!

humanites test yesterday, was quite easy i think but i dont think i can get a 100 cause there weere some questions that i was not clear with. u know..the kinda mcq where they give u a list of choices, and the last choice is, all the above or A&C. i think i got tricked.fuck. short answer wise i shud be ok bah.

oh yeah and for my amazing observation, i found out that when it gets terribly cold here in school, i get HARD ONS FOR NO REASON.its as though....my body is transferring blood to my penis to save it from dying or something.it doesnt help that it happens when im WALKING TO CLASSES. and when i push my cock down to hide it my legs get numb LOL. justin u would know bah. my fellow dumper.

did i say there was this cute asian chick in class.damn shes fine.with the kitten face and everything, had a chat with justin about it and he didnt find the conversation amusing.i think his lying though, i think he secretly likes what im talking about.huh justin, dont u want them to taste it , LOL


i seriously need to find someone to gym with. somehow, i think im not pushing myself hard enough, its only when u have someone to work out with that u have the competitiveness and determination to pump harder. i am doing heavy weights la, just dont think its to my fullest potential due to safety precautions, today i tried to push the boundaries, and failed. ended up with the fuckin benchpress bar lying on my chest for 60 SECONDS BEFORE I COULD MUSTER THE STRENGTH TO SAY" HEY CAN U HELP ME PLEASE"KNN SO EMBARRASSING LOR. please someone, be my gym partner.

oh, btw maxe or chris if ur reading this, do u ever get shoulder pain when u do normal bench presses. its like, it only happens in my right shoulder and it hurts like fuck. but when i do other chest exercises it doesnt come out.its really odd and kinda prevents me from pumping hard during benchpress. and no matter what, no matter how long i rest, it hurts whenver i tried it.its damn weird la. i can do 45 pound declines np, but 45 normal i have super trouble with, and its not even the lack of strength problem, its the shoulder pain-_-.and one thing too, does ur fore arms play a part when doing chest exercises cause i often feel tired in my arms when i do back and chest stuff, and i wonder if thats my chest being weak, or my arms giving way.meh.

funniest shit ever.mag, justin.u will fuckin love this

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/959872/



100 FOR MY MATH TEST IN YER FACE.IN YER FACE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
chinese GOT A TOO WHOOOOOOO.anyway i heard justin got injured ah, eh u take care man, if not i come back how to party? or u let me take yinghui k, i got good use for her mampat boleh main-ish cheeks.

i take back my words for chemistry being easy here.its hard...and its fuckin hard. the oddest thing is, first 8 chapters are like..sec2-3-ish stuff, and then SUDDENLY CHAPTER 9 JUMP TO UNIVERISTY LVL STUFF, like wth, i knwo cause i nvr learned this in poly. and it doesnt help that fuckin garmanik automatically assumes everyone understands whatever the fuck she is saying, and moving on immediately. at least i manage to sweet talk her to have a private session with me this friday :D going through the midterm i was said i coudlnt look at. I AM THE BEST BAH

haii guys...as the days draw towards december, it is a norm for me to once again, rekindle the fires of love for lord of the rings, and more specifically my hero aragorn AKA viggo the man mortensen..WHY IS THAT GUY SO HANDSOME.IT IS SO UNFAIR. it is mankind's dream to find the perfect human specimen, yet viggo mortensen is right there at the top of human perfection, kicking the asses of the human evolutionary tree. and can u believe his only 50, what a god damn hunk man jesus fuckin christ. im truely glad that peter jackson decided to replace stuart townsend for him..or i would never be able to chance upon such a man. i been readin up lately, and i heard that if viggo actually rejected the job,they were gonna offer NICHOLAS CAGE OR RUSSELL CROWE.like.WTF?can u imagine it...he would look like a god damn hobo tryin to be cool man. viggo embodies the spirit of aragorn, my HERO, MY KING.

his hair is magical in this. and it shows bearded girls.



viggo being a cool horse person.hsi voice is magical


lotr bloopers!!took me fuckin long to find them



and this is where miranda otto says aragorn is hawt.WHICH PROVES IM NOT THE ONLY ONE.STARTS AT 2.09. " i first saw viggo i was like..omg! who is this guy? oh and his playing aragorn, its gonna be so easy to fall in love with this man. his a man of incredible integrity and he also looks absolutely smashing as aragorn, i defy all women who watch this film not to fall in love with him"



the charge of the rohirrem is super imba man.....the speech by theodon is ...the best in the world.beats ANYTHING.first part is the cut scene where the witch king owns gandalf,cut from the original movie.listen to the soundtrack when his giving the speech.really imba.



like wtf, this is stuart townsend, and this is his aragorn pic,fuckin ugly right.serves him right for thinking he could be aragorn, he spent 2 months training in newzealand only to be fired on the first day of acting without pay.IN UR FACE NIGGUH





i wish we asians could actually grow a significant amount of facial hair...because facial hair is so damn cool-_-...i wanna grow a beard already man god damn it.just like aragorn.


anyway on other news. im gonna ace my math and chinese.so damn easy man.and yes,alfone i will write a 1k rant essay if i dont get A's LOL. chem is hard now man, i cant believe i skipped class today, but oh well, i THINK i might have learned it before. i dunno whether i shud go for the halloween thing...cause wer going clubbin..and i dont have an id...bringing passport will be lame....plus..its all girls, and it will make me look like a faggot. i bought mass gainer today! cause i realise creatine is not enough...zz waste 2 weeks again, I ALWAYS SEEM TO DO THAT. but at least i got bulkier bah, now going for more muscles again WHOOT.

this song is really sweet. sang by annie lenox.

chinese midterm, math midterm tomorrow, both i never really studied for but i did work on for an hour.shud be enough.wish my luck.

im coming back from 21stdecember-january 11th. thats..21 days.GO ME!


been to germany china america phillipines thailand japan korea .I SHOULD BE IN TOURISM LOL.malaysia doesnt count la right..


TAKE CARE OF SKYEKINS AH ANDREW.IF UR READING THIS.

i am fucking fuckin fuckin pissed off with my cb russian communist whore chemistry teacher.fuckin useless piece of shit, i hope she dies in a fuckin fire while i donkey punch her child to death in front of her eyes.
i found out i got a lousy ass B for my chemistry paper.the messed up thing?my section b full marks, mcq 60%. unfortunatly mcq is 60% of the grade and section b is 40%. the thing is, im not really angry over my grade, although im very disappointed because it was an A-able paper, its more of the fact that she wouldnt go through the paper, and she wouldnt explain WHY WE GOT THE QUESTIONS WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE.she just gives u the answer key and leaves. the thing is, WE DONT GET TO KEEP ANY OF THE TEST PAPER QUESTIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE SO WHAT GOOD DOES THAT DO FOR US. i asked if she could explain or atleast let me take the question paper back so i could see howi got it wrong, because all of my mistakes were either math applied or formula applied mistakes, and due to the fact that the answers are all so similar u really do not know what went wrong unless u looked at the steps. WHAT DID SHE DO?THE WHORE SAID NO, AND THAT THE REASON BEING SHES GOIN TO RECYCLE THE QUESTIONS,AND THAT ALL THE QUESTIONS CAN BE SEEN IN HER PREVIUS QUIZES,WHICH IS A FUCKIN LIE CAUSE THEY DONT.


SO TELL ME,HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GET THE QUESTION RIGHT THE NEXT TIME IF I NEVER KNEW WHAT I DID WRONG IN THE FIRST FUCKIN PALCE.DAMN CB IMBA OR.THE BIGGEST SLAP IN THE FACE IS.

c+ 0xygen---->c02

for carbon, identify the something la

a) oxidising agent b)reducing agent C)reduced d) none of the above e) one and more of those listed.

kk, so the answer is oxidising agent+ OXIDISED. so i naturally selected E.
then i got WRONG, AND I ASKED WHY. she said, CAUSE THE WORD" THOSE" WAS MEANT FOR THOSE LISTED ONLY,AND THAT I ACTUALLY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN CORRECT, AND THAT SHE APOLOGISED FOR MAKING THE QUESTION LOOK TERRIBLY BAD.I ASKED WHETHER I COULD GET MARKS FOR THIS BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUSLY RIGHT, SHE SAID NO CAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE TO COLLECT ALL THE PAPERS BACK. ONE MCQ IS 4 FUCKIN MARKS, THAT GIVES ME AN A.AND SHES TOO FUCKIN LAZY TO TAK EPAPERS BACK AND REGRADE THEM.WTF IS WRONG WITH HER??!!!!!!!S
SERIOUSLY LO,chemistry shud be a definite A for me,and now that its gettin harder i need every mark i can get so that i can maintain my grade for future might-occur screwups.NOT LOSING MARKS CAUSE THE TEACHER IS LAZY.FUCK HER GAMARNIK.

and my calculas got 95, cause i sub in wrong value,cb...it was a 10mark easy question.the super hard question i got right was only 6 marks.cb wtf is this.must do well for next test this tuesday but its gettin really hard.same for chemistry, i must really chiong le...but seeing the teachers "motivation and concern" gettin an A is gonna be hard..


im going for party on halloween,and i might go cemetary or something...sigh another depressing thing about being in america and its fuckin school system...is that,in a totally unrelated subject..im losing my sense of humour ..or should i say MY SENSE OF HUMOUR DOES NOT EXIST. i cant be funny here, i dunno why but i just find...no oppurtunity to be funny..i cant really explain it? different culture, different sense of humour, i guess im too timid to really express myself? i mean what if i say something i think its funny in singapore and peopl just give me a u-are-fuckin-weird face here, cause i have seen hints of that happening when i do try to open up.and its hurting me really bad,because i can see like..friends identifying me as not funny, but thats like the total opposite of me la.fucking hell..even got called blend, and even though it was a joke, this kinda remarks are what hurt the most u know, its like reflecting my singapore personality as something that does not exist anymore, I DONT WANT TO BE LIKE THIS. i think i have a great personality OK, I JUST THINK IM DAMN POLITE AND TIMID ATM. most of the time when they give remarks which shw obvious oppurtunity to say something funny in return, i just end up smiling or nodding or saying "yeah...." as a reply...and the thing is, i dont even know what would be funny to say know cause its so SOCIALLY CONFUSING. i hope things get better for me, i mean its not like im being loner-ish..but i think i can establish wayyy better relationships if i actually CAN open up comfortably.

long post.poof.

ever watched robot chicken?


and i found this funny...somehow...its the crazy looking illustrations

oh mann this is so messed up la...i had a calculas test 2 days ago about derivatives and stuff.and it was damn fuckin easy.the thing was I SCREWED UP ON MY FIRST QUESTION BECAUSE OF CARELESS MISTAKE.i sub wrong value in WTF??!! and because of that my grade will probably be 92 already.which means im left with 2 marks for careless mistake or no A at all?omg im damn scard and pissed, cause i was supposed to super duper own this exam and make my average skyrocket but now i dont even think an A is possible..cbbb make me do careless mistake on 8 mark question why cant u give me 2 mark question to be carelss with.and the thing is its all this careless mistake thats dragging me down, even though i double check like fuck.GRR.

and for my chemistry quiz i fucked up too cause i was suffering from fever and a numbr of ailments while doing the quiz..actually i went all the way there just to go for quiz and go home..ended up gettin a 70..fuckin bad sia....its a C in america...cb stupid fever fuck y'all.chemistry midterm soon,MUST OWN.MUST MUST OWN, even though its like physics now..with enthalpy and shit,I CAN DO IT,AND QUIZ TOMORROW ALSO, BANZAI BANZAI BANZAI!

playing wow recently with ozy, knn always afk make me die, cb..i KILLING MOBS HALFWAY AND HIS EATING WATCHING ME DIE.THEN AFTER THAT SAY LOL.

english class today was weird...and awkward,teacher was asking how we had to cutback on since the economy is gettin pwned, and tbh i ddint really cutback on anything lol.its my fuckin 2nd month here what do u expect.then she was moving form student to student,cause everyone has to share, and i had NO idea that she was talking to me,cause her eyes were small and she was talking to another girl previously before shifting her attention to me,so she was just saying"so u cant go home as often huh,blahblahblah"and for 10secs i just nod and smile at her LOL.then i realise she was talking to me and quickly reply.i hope i wasnt rude lol.

lastly...i was in the toilet yesterday admiring myself in teh cubicle.school toilet,and this dude,rushed in to the other cubicle,PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND SHAT,IN 5 SECONDS,WIPED HIS ASS ,FLUSHED AND LEFT.i was like,WTF I HAVEN EVEN PULL DOWN MY BOXERS YET LOL.cb american people ,very loose anuses.

spent 120 bucks today on weightgainer.GIVE ME MUSCLE.

studying in library is damn funny,cause tracy is a super imba artist,and i always show my "pieces of work" to her,such as a damn fat and ugly pikachu as well as a depiction of a black man doing his homework in the table across us.we ended up drawing the black man as GORILLA CAUSE IT WAS SO SIMILAR.BLACK MUN LUK LAIK GORREELLLAH
anyway pics of stuff

me acting damn pro teaching


shes actually very chio if she doesnt smile so spastically.very hawaiin look.

veyr retarded smile.

one of my masterpieces

leanna's shorts.knn puts a girl i know to shame.and yes ihad permission.she was the one taking the picture.

ohhh man what a bummer, chemistry is actually starting to get hard . worse still is calculas...its like he tests alot of stupid things like how do u find the derivative using the limit method blahblahblah.knn fuckin mafan leh.and unfortunately for me i just caught a flu+fever+sorethroat...on the coldest fuckin day of the week.i went to school for one and a half hours, only tofind out my remaining classes gotcancelled(i spent 2 hrs finishing my essay the night before too for english) and i still had to meet tina, so that was like...234234234 hours of waiting and walking just to keep my metabolism up so that i wouldnt slip into a cold induced statis just like walt disney, except that he was dead when that happened but u get the point yeah?damn suay man seriously, especially when i have a huge quiztomorrow on chemistry, i think im just gonna pop in class for like 15min and getout because i can barely talk at the moment.

fall season is here so its starting to get damn bloody cold, u know the feeling when u have to sit on a cold toilet bowl in the morning, WELL U DONT BUT IT SUCKS MAN.its an incredible mindgame where u have to force ur butt cheeks on the seats and not shiver with discomfort.highlight of the week,i spent like 100++ yesterday buying cool clothes and 2 starwars book .satisfied i guess.driving test is constantly being postponed, and i think im losingmy mass in the gym, i cant even do 30 pound bicep curls anymore, but maybe thats because i havent worked on my arms since i was here so meh, GONNA START NOW. have to look good in the new clothes i bought:).

btw if u guys wanna take skye out, just ask justin to ask i think my mum will definitely allow.but make sure in sentosa he gets alot of shade during the hottest part of noon and lots of water.and some doggy food, get him the caesar brand of foodtoo, just as a small treat because i knowhe doesnt like to eat his normal dog food when his out.dont get water in his ears, and make sure no fuckin bengs or muds or tamila try to touch him.ALSO MAKE SURE U SAY HIS CUTE AND ADORABLE, and rub his tummy cause he likes that alot, and try to make sure his on teh leash most of the time because u never know when some idiiots try to be violent when they see a cute dog heading to them. other than that, enjoy his company and the unstoppable torrents and waves of females attracted to him.peace out NIGGUHS

so while u guys got to go for a cool ass chalat forking out 35 dollars, i got to go to santa cruz boardwalk themepark for my sunday off.it was really awesome, in the sense that scenic views and a theme park right next to a beach is something u will never see in singapore.unfortunately....my iphone ran outta batt right when i stepped into the premises..retarded..
price of food is fuckin retarded.large fries= 6.00 us dollars. normal hot dog 4 dollars...and they give it such a fancy name,grand polish hotdog.can just say fuckin cheapass microwaved hot dog in a bun?but it was fun definitely and despite teh cold i enjoyed miself, although spending the time with u guys in chalat would be way better actually, at least i comprimised.

i was just thinking today...and i remembered a scene at home which wrenched my heart.it was when i was sitting in my living room back in singapore and i saw skye lookin through the holes in the balcony staring at the people below, with eyes that reflected loneliness and the desire for freedom.he was just standing there, but somehow thats all it takes to enlighten me.it hurt me in a way that i couldnt imagine, its the kind of misery u feel when u realise by yourself that your not a good father/friend/blahblah etc. that feeling is odd, because unlike in other circumstances when u can push the blame to others, u KNOW that this was your fault..when i come back in december,skye is going everywhere with me. so to dog owners out there,really cherish your dog, it sounds cliche but its true, u will never really miss him until his gone.

Saw my reflection, covered in glass
How it reminds me of you
Broken like a vision, an unfinished season
Terror had struck me, but all I could see is your soft skin
And I wondered ..

damn sian la...i dont get to go for mondays chalat hahahaha hope u all have fun...im gona be busy finishing up my homework during the weekend as well as watch gossip girl online LOl.its damn addictive,and blake lively/serena looks like michelle b in porno flicks. i feel abit depressed lately..and quanie says im being childish LOL, but hey thats me,its all about image.its like...lions.and of all things it has to be a skinny-myfacegotsteppedonwhenIwasababy-lion that ninjas my shit. its like, the magnitude of that shame and embarrassment is equal to a dog pissing on my face man.

on other lighter news im averaging an A for all subjects WHOOO..and i skipped my humanities class a few days back because i was too sleepy,and now i feel terribly ashamed of myself cause all the notes that given out are ones that come out on the test,maybe if i approach her in her office and request for notes i might get it, with my innocent demeanour. hey, it worked for english class,the proffesor adores me LOL.
justin says he wants to come over and study here,and he thought berkely was a crappy school LOL.

and i got my facts right la please



UPDATED:I just received an assignment to do a comprehension from the very bowels of satan's rectum.feel free to do it and tell ME THE ANSWERS PLEASE.BECAUSE ITS DUDE TUESDAY AND I SPENT 2 HRS JUST FLIPPING THROUGH THE PAGES TRYIN TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO ANSWER IT.

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20010402/willis

1) in her introduction, willis states that HBO's sopranos series is a "meditation of the nature of morality, the possibility of redemption and the legacy of Freud." in the context of the overall essay, what does she mean by this statement?
2) what observations does Willis make about "self-consciousness" or "self knowledge"as a crucial aspect of our understanding of the sopranos?
3)according to willis, what does the sopranos tell us about contemporary american culture?why is the program, in the words of a critic whom the writer quotes, "a cultural rorschach test"?

2nd month

so this is the 2nd of october,so it pretty much means its the 2nd month i've been in this shit hole.learned alot in this short timeframe, so heres the list i have compiled

-having low or sling bags are considered gay here,for guys
-black people are like the muds of singapore, or shud it the other way round
-girls are incredibly hawt in america, with boobs so big u wonder whether they have an extra heart just to pump the blood to those huge bombs of destruction
-if u cant drive when ur 18, you suck. thats me.gay.
-people are pretty open minded here,and tina reminds me so much of dawn.and veronica so much of mag.nostalgic.
-some people like to stick a comb in their afro to look cool,and shockingly it does.
-toilets in school really suck,the cubicles have a slit through and u can actually peek at the guy taking a shit
-people dont know how to aim, shitting on the rims of the toilet bowl,how the fuck is that even remotely possible
-i think 90% of the people here fucked before
-diet here gives girls big boobies.tested and proven

anyway justin, stop being a gay retard with ur webcaming with leanna u paedophillic prick LOL.btw,i pwned at dota and the guildofficer was like"U GUYS HAVE NO BALLS,FACE ME 1V1 INSTEAD OF GANKING"pussy, and im actually loosening up more now..kinda happy about it.
one last embarrassing thing, i failed my driving theory test twice....and now im actually gonna study for it b4 i go for a test this time.gay as shit.so paiseh lo,they mark it infront of ur face. i hang out alot of with tina,and people think we'r a couple.like wtf, at least i know when to back off, cant say the same for most people.lol,just friends bah,unlike fuckin chinhong, anyhow touch people and still try to act normal about it, bloody half brained mountain troll. went to macoroni grill today(italian restaurent)and got 50% discount cause veronica is a employee there.song bo:).anyway im hoping i get to go gym today,and not get pangsehed.if not seriously fuckin bwg...

been changing my diet recently,no more rice, just meat and protein based food, small portions and 6 times a day, hopefully i get a good change!my hair is looking alot nicer too:),yinghuiiii where have u been...got so much to share with u sigh..




PS:female drummers drive me crazy now.and i hate you, u know who you are, for breaking a promise.but hey, what right do i have now anyway.dawn u hypocrite.

so yup..short post.went up to pleasenton today to celebrate jasmines birthday..yes yes..calm down justin,fuckin paedo. but in the end i slept the whole day there cause i spent the previous night watching GOSSIP GIRL ONLINE LOL.big regret,cause they went shopping and im really keen on buying some long sleeve t-shirts except they have a collar?dunno how to describe but i hope u get the picture.


BIG NEWS.SEE SATURDAY NEWPAPER. MY COUSIN JEREMY WEE IS IN IT,THE ARTICLE ABOUT THE IMPORT MODELS.SERIOUSLY FUCKIN PRICELESS GO AND READ.
shaun:yo
jamie:WITH THE GORGEOUS BLACK HAIR LA DUH
rome: okininam pangit
ozy: yeah i know man,i think i just wear normal t shirt,laugh at idiots who dress up
andrew:HAHHAHAHAH TOTALLY MAN SERIOUSLY BWG.

so yyeah tbh i wont be blogging about stuff in school much because life there is pretty much the same thing all week.one thing that ticked me off is that my permit test got postponed..again..to wednesday, hopefully thats the final date caus ei really wanna start driving already..anyway it sure sucks that the drinking age here is 21 LOL,not like its deterring any 18 yr olds fromdrinking..and from what i seen, girls can drink here LOL.this one chick i was talking to drank a vodka bottle by herself,wtf right, but of course she got high but that feat is definitely respectable.hope people didnt run train with her half comatosed body.

i feel like a fuckin girl.i only gymed once this week.seriously.
been hanging out with tina and gang recently and yup, its fun,at least im doing something !right.?and one thing about america, they find every single fuckin reason to party LOL.like....halloween means party time.so yup gonna go for my first halloween party i dunno what to wear seriously.cant wait.


listening to fly away by leny kravitz

my grandma almost died yesterday.scared the living shit out of me.well what happened was that she was at the dialysis center and at the last 5 mins of the session her blood pressure dropped incredibly low and she passed out.thank god for the ever vigilant hospital attendants that spotted it and rushed to help her.at least theres something good about america,and thats incredible service.it shocked me cause..well how would the day be different if my grandma did pass away yesterday, i couldnt really picture it in my mind, justin and dawn probably know how close i am to my ah ma even when i was still in singapore.so yup.. it got me thinking, maybe i should spend more time with her, she still has to live long enough to see her great grand childrin (EHHH EHHH :) ).shes the only person other than skyekins that has made me cried bah,to me that means something LOL.

anyway courtesy from rome, i managed to finally delve into the realm of www.whacko.wordpress.com, and i SHALL FLAME THE FUCKER.
i'll just summarize everything under his blog which i find terribly ridiculous.
im not trying to be mean.i just think its not fuckin possible, is there somehting wrong with that LOL.

Ten things I love doing:
-Licking whipped cream and Ben&Jerry ice cream off my partner’s parts. I’ll spare you the details here.

Five Things I Love Doing When I’m Emo:
-sex,----->bunch of lies.

Five Things I Love Doing When I’m Happy:

why do I have to bother doing anything when I’m happy? ZZZ. Anyways…
- make love
- Listen to music
- Lick whipped cream/B&J
- Rest my head against her chest and listen to her heart beat

Ten Ways To Win My Heart:

- Lick whipped cream off my fingers
- French kiss
- make out
- Cuddle
- lie in bed together talking
- bake for me (they always say that the way to a man’s heart is thru his stomach)
- cook for me (see above)
- Let me rest on her <3
- Stare into each other’s eyes
- RP
- Handcuff me <3
- Have B&J together
- Whips <3

10 Ridiculous Things I Wish To Do Before I Die:

-Have sex on a esclator (Did it in a evelator before, but never tried esclator)
-a MAJOR orgy party (the last one I had had only like.. 2 guys and 4 girls. pathetic.)


so yeah.the major percentage of readers are people who know this dude.AKA ERNEST YAP.do u think, what he is saying is remotely true lol..cause ..well im not generalizing man, but seriously if his gettin that amount of pussy i would be bathing in an endless shower of naked brooke banx's.so,wheneve your bored just take a look at his blog, its half an hour of nonsensical entertainment.

in other news im gettin addicted to gossip girl LOL.and my test today..well i hope i didnt screw it but i really made sure i did no careless mistakes and yet i got weird answers.prayin that i was right then.i need the A grade for this one badly.

why do eurasians aka pan asians look so hawt?.Hybrid vigor. The first generation gets the best genes from each parent. if you want child to look hawt,fark an angmoh or a nigger. unfortunately even with this advantage in heriditery genes, paul twohill still looks like someone rubbed his face against a hot wall of acrylic when he was a baby.

why are chinese people obsessed over white culture and appearences?its called globalisation.because apart from widening the economy of countries, there is also a cultural change. and which country is the leading superpower in the media business?fuckin america,and thats why asian peeps are foolishly blinded into believing whatever that is white is the way to go.i would agree with peeps there actually,i love big titties,something asian chicks wont be...able to provide.and why do korean people go for plastic surgery,cause their the fuckin rejects of china,and korean people are dirty smelly people who do not deserve anything.same goes to paedophilic japs,only good thing that came out from there is food and sony playstations.with a few exceptions.unfortunately this is how the world is,and since i hate china more than any other country in the world,i rather asians undergo a whitening then follow korea and japan.countries full of hairy pussies.god damn.

i just found this incredibly funny since its from my family.
who knew says:
FUCKING HATE AUNTY FONG
who knew says:
DAMN BITCH
brian. says:
why
brian. says:
what she do lol
brian. says:
i need to force myself study
who knew says:
JUDGEMENTAL
brian. says:
ARRGH
brian. says:
why
who knew says:
UNAPPRECTIATIVE
who knew says:
FUCKING HELL
who knew says:
got lizard
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
so ah jie ask me go help dem kill
who knew says:
i go in
brian. says:
lawl
who knew says:
i dun even knw where the fuck it is
brian. says:
funny shit
who knew says:
and she starts judging me and making negative comments
who knew says:
tt do neither party good
brian. says:
about what
who knew says:
i cant whack hard cuz like its at night right and everyone is asleep
who knew says:
ah kong sure wakes up
who knew says:
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THE LIAZARD DO TO YOU
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
ITS ALso life rite
who knew says:
it deserves to live
brian. says:
damn funny la
who knew says:
its not causing harm
who knew says:
den she comment
who knew says:
im useless
who knew says:
liek a girl
who knew says:
den i whack the fucking thing dman hard
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
den i said mai kao pei kao bu
who knew says:
and ah jie said dun be rude
who knew says:
-.-
brian. says:
SERIOUS
brian. says:
LOL
who knew says:
like if u dun appreciate my helpo
who knew says:
den dun ask me la
who knew says:
AND I DUN WNA HEAR ABOUT UR GOD DAMN COMMENTS
who knew says:
BITCH

who knew is andrew

im boring:(

man i just realised im a very boring person here, not in a sense that i lead a boring life(which is still a duh),just that i dont ...really give out a very interesting aura. and that i can blame on being afraid to show my true charactor,because it may sometimes seem funny to others, i can easily assume that some people detest it as well.so why risk it..., its like...masking the beast within myself ,the very evil beast that hope some people's babies die but people still find it funny.the problem is this attitude aint gonna get me much friends LOL,well interesting and fun ones at least, not saying the ones i know aint that, its just that its better to have more-_- i cant hang out with 3 people for the rest of my college life, thats downright faggoty.sometimes i wish i had u, justin. would make life much much much easier,at least i dont have to bother being friendly.
so yeah what i been doign recently is studying, or shud i say tutoring,and tina thinks im a good tutor?so maybe i should start tutoring at school ,its like 10.50 an hour and u dont really do much,so im probably going for the interview some time this week.got my social security number too so i can take my driving test this week WHOOO.and they say u cant reveal ur social security number here lol?cause its like, reall important and u can be a victim of identity theft...big diff from singapore right, my fuckin id is s9071477e or big dealz.

i still feel kinda ticked off for my mathresults, after all i printed past year papers and did them,and i still got a fuckin lame 83....really damn lame lor..its like the questions whichi think didnt come out, did and their like 6 marks per pop.why cant derivatives come soon so i can farking kick ass at it.its like the teacher is spending the half of the semester teaching farking limits, which i didnt learn at all and thus= no advantage? zz.must study hard so i can play wow.

and i think my angmoh friends found my blog LOL.well hope u like it then,i never said anything bad bout u gals cause ya'all are the best!thanks for all the lifts home hehe.and the asian girl reference was regarding someone else

and heres this week on the life of brian in texas holdem

this is on tao too.i just like it.and btw justin u owe me something.TAG IT.U KNOW I KNOW.
brian. says:
justing
brian. says:
go check ur results
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
lol
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
2.6 gpa
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
cb
brian. says:
LOL
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
wtf la
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
got two
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
i dunno how i get C
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
serious
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
idiot oso wun get C one
brian. says:
LOL
brian. says:
SUAY
brian. says:
then u must be super idiot
[ j u s t i n ] 19 - 11 says:
fuck u

damn pekcek..lost a triple 5 hand to a triple 8 hand.so this is how i flame people

oh my gawds i feel so disappointed with my results today. 83 for my calculas cause i lost like 15 marks on domain and range questions-_-..very lame lor, they said express the range y as a function of x,I THOUGHT U MEANT U MAKE X SUBJECT OF FORMULA AND SOLVE LA.isnt it?turns out u look at the fuckin formula and just find out the transition from there.bwg and its like 6 MARKS? and the sec2x=0 question turned out to be some lame n(pi)/2 shit wtf. as for chemistry i only got 90.5%-_-.....very disappointed too causei made a lame mistake about the mercury and lead thingy,it would have been like 95% la...safe A..now its a very very risky A.worst thing is some hei ren got 97..how can a hei ren get 97 and i dont.no more face to see the world ba lol


went to the movies yesterday WOOHOO..finally gotto hang out after spendin a month in this dump.was pretty coo,went to eat at moo-moos and watched the house bunny. tracy and tina's friend was pretty fun too.we went to this palce called macoroni grill after that just to hang out and her friend(veronica) paid for my check.felt soo bad..-_- have to buy her lunch or something the next time.OR IM NOT DEFENDING MY FAMILY'S HONOUR LOL. went to some place called java after that for coffee so it was pretty cool. sigh i wish i could hang out more, but my ahma keeps tryin to tell me not to go out la.super sian man..she thinks im gonna go out and get mobbed to death by the seemingly unending flood of bluck mon.hopefully her mindset changes soon?cause i got jio-ed for football game today only but fortunately/unfortunately i was sleeping?lol..cause even if i was awake i dont think my ahma will allow.she like."LAST TIME AH .NO MORE GOING OUT".zzzzzz.so yup, really have to thank them alot,cause they were like ferrying me around since i dont know how to drive,i really cant wait to get my driving permit man,seriously.but i dont think i shud give my blog address to peeps here, lol..its like..dual identity if u know how i usually act around strangers...wait, i usually act the same.FINE,k i am just really innocent here aight?maybe i can just do some mass editing before giving them the address LOL



pics from two weeks ago

place called armadillos


big ass cookies

really red sun

and i was bored.the school looks nice at times

whoooo starting the day with a high note, got a 100 for chem quiz i think.and im currently studying for my exam which is tomorrow,gay thing about it is that you have to memorize alot of definitons which is very gay, but its like....50 mcq and 6 short questions lol so i pray im safe.i somehow feel bad,cause tina is doing kinda bad,and im doing well and i feel guilty in like...feeling happy in general LOL. i hope i do well for the exam,no careless mistakes here i come!

as for the calculas paper,im nervous:O, cause i really want/need that A grade for it or it would be downright embarassing,shud be ok la since i think i only made 2 minormistakes.

and for english class,im starting to get the gut feeling that im writing too much?or maybe the american system wants you to get straight to the point for reasons/points because the teacher gives me an 1hour to write an arguementative essay,i ended up rushing and not finishing the conclusion whichis like GG but she said i could just redo,i hope i do get a good grade from what she saw though.

saw a sight today,that kinda made me feel bad,was in the school cafeteria and this disabled white man with a beard(im very subsceptible and weak-willed to someone who has a nice beard and moustache) sitting on his automated wheel chair was looking at me and i smiled back,and he gave like a shy smile in return.only realised then that i do make fun of people like that at times ,well their fucking muds(mud rapes dont get angry uzi) but STILL, the way he expressed himself was kinda was already one who has low self esteem and it made a part of me die a little bah.

in other stories, i saw alot of roadkill today,like 3.all cats.is that a coincidenceor what.one had blood leaking all over and it made me think of jelly that u spread on ur bread.

if u ever want to raise a child,do not fucking raise her in america.why her,because it is a proven fact that raising a girl in the US while make her end up as fucked up as my cousins with absolutely no sense of respect and the biggest achievement one can make is that "omg im a freshman but all the seniors like me".so do not do it,listen to my words of wisdom,and please beat your child, but u know what,i dont have any reason or right to correct them so i'll just be a curious bystander looking at them spiral their ways to depression and problems.by the way,i realised that the scariest /whoriest/craziest kind of angmohs, are usually abc's? perhaps their tryin to disprove their stereotype of being nerdy asians and thats why they strive so hard to be hardcore whores?well thats my theory.whats yours.


my good poker game today that was finally screenshotted in the presence of justin.i won 7000.in a low stake table,the odds of that is like seeing haleys comet streak pass u as u masturbate in the toilet.

I WON 5K IN TEXAS HOLDEM AND SAID FUCK U ALLAH.TOO BAD JUSTIN DIDNT SCREENSHOT IT THAT FUCKIN LOSER

i cannot be careless!

hey hey people.lately i have been feeling abit emo man...college is easy but i feel my bane is really in making careless mistakes.i shud be gettin A's so i really dont want that to drag me down cause its very gay.alfone says its due to my charactor,well I SHALL CHANGE IT.MUST GET GOOD GRADES SO I PLAY ABIT OF WOW WHEN EXPANSION COMES OUT ARRRGH.its so tempting.its calling me into it again,like..the one ring...my precious my precious choucheebye,valdrane,porkikins and chao cheebye.all calling for me.

anyway school'sbeen a bore.but it looks like i have to start gettin serious really soon, have to write a term paper which is 40% of my grade and i have to do a research on the format,as well as studying more for my chemistry cause its like totally memorising and physics atm. math shud be a piece of cake la...i reall feel ashamed for doing such a careless mistake,its meant to be full mark paper man.PRAYIN I STILL GET AN A FOR THAT PAPER WHEN I SEE THE RESULTS ON MONDAY.

anyway this post is also dedicated to alfone.i knew u for 4 years man.sec 1 and sec2 dont really count cause..well i only see u when im with justin haha!one thing is for sure,if there was one guy who has a deeper voice than me in sec one,its this mother fucker right here.i really wonder though,my voice really that deep meh wtf.justin say like my voice break in p4?LOL.anyway sec3 was when i really got to know u mantalking and laughing at elvina during breaks or when im outside during mdm yeos class(DO U WANT TO BE THE WET BISCUIT ELPENIS.) and making her laugh while we make fun of sandy even though she keeps sayin "dont la its very bad leh"BUNCH OF FUKIN LIES. and thanks so much for the very personal man to man talks we used to have,from everything under the sun, and all the times when we studied together!hey didnt work for u but it sure as hell worked for me
all the the talks about.....hehehehhehe"OMG I HAVE NO MONEY,I REALY WANNA GO ON THE YACHT"WELLL..ON ONE CONDITION~~~and yes i know u were very irritated that all we talked about in alameen or bukit timah market was about porn nowadays LOL.BUT U ENJOYED IT U FUCKIN LIAR.GOD DAMN BROOKE BANX IS HOT
and you were the one who intro-ed me to coldplay and semisonic -closing time!i cant go around listing all the things we ahve done,shared and experienced but you and i both have it in our hearts bah.
so thank you for being a good friend man :)see u in december.i promise we will get wasted

ps:i know u want the spy hunter by project 86 in the album song to burn your bridges by.so please tell me and i will auto send u

grr

grrrrrrrr yes yes i am very dumb,i made a careless mistake in my MATH EXAM WHEN I WAS SUPPOSE TO GET FULL MARKS.omg and everyday i keep thinking i made more carelss mistakes inside the paper so i hope the agony of waiting ends soon.
i had an english presentation,one that i was so worried for cause of my singaporean accent and i got an A-!!!whooohooo i knew the teacher liked me,oh maybe its cause im too good?or maybe simply because the person before was a vietnamese that couldnt speak english to save her life
i been gyming frequently again,and sad to say i can only do like 1/2 to 3/4 of the weights i used to pump. and i met my classmaet at the gym today,but since he decided to dao me,i daoed the fuckin mexican back.bastard go back and pick the white men's strawberries la.

cool thing is that im finally hanging out with people,and glad to say im having an ok time with it hahah!gonna go watch a movie soon with em so i hope its fun. embarrassing thing is that they have to drive me home but their fine about it.

anyway i got lots of pics to update so i will do it later?

i miss u nat.i miss ur confucius-ish advice in life

ehh han hope u enjoyed ur mini bday song haha...promise i will sing it better next time-_-, it WAS very dark and family guy was on so we were distracted lol!

man ,the first 3 groups in english class did their presentations and they were such good speakers man,so i really hope i can still perform well.the teacher thinks im a very hardworking and good student HAHAHAA.i really am very hardworking in english class though-_-. humanities lesson was lame cause i slaved last night to finish homework only to realise i was doing THE WRONG REVISIONS OMG.
went over to my friends house to study math today...its damn easy la shud be able to get 100 lol..only potential problems are like...trig values and careless mistakes.GONNA MAKE SURE IM NOT GONNA GET CARELESS MISTAKES.A+ HERE I COME IKUZOH!


heres a better song ALFONE.SINCE U SAID THE PREVIOUS ONE WASNT NICE.

yesterday was good for me except that it was kinda ruined at night?iunno i'll get by,what i was chasing was a fool's dream anyway.

i screwed up my chemistry test big time man....its damn embarrassing.i memorised everything that didnt come out,and i forgot about a single page. SINGLE POWERPOINT SLIDE.that was worth half the marks of the FUCKIN PAPER.thats seriously damn gay bah,all my efforts gone for moot.there goes my 90% average.

and i found out thats its good to be friendly!walked up to some guy in the cafeteria and just chatted up with him.well guess i will be doing that much more often now whaha hopefully it widens my social circle.

i think im abit....shy and loserish atm u know.because when it comes with hanging out with a girl friend i dont even dare to sit next to her-_- and her sister ,i would just...stand there LOL.but it got better and we ended up chit chatting .
math exam next wednesday!presentation next thursday!and lots of comprehensions to finish up by tuesday!whooo to a fucked up weekend!!

i pee-ed in my pants a little when i saw this

to wow or not to wow again

ok i am alive again

happy birthday mag


and todays blog update is dedicated to MAGDALYN.shes been with me for 6 years!and in the first 2 i suffered everyday from her ridiculous nipples of justice which were always filled with coldwater and always spured others girls to bully me.whichwas gay because alyssa is pretty much a man,and wanyu is huge,especially her butt.ALTHOUGH I DO GET PAYBACK BY POKIN MAGS BOOBIES WHOOOO.thanks for all the very open minded chats that always tend to make me feel better,and also sharing porn links with me although they were things i have already seen before.but hey its the thought THAT COUNTS KAE.and although she always laughs maniacally,one has to admit that her laugh itself makes other people feel happy.so bless you mag,u owe me some oral "favours" when i get back if u want me to get u ur presents.
i showed my pimpled face on my blog for u mag.




alright sorry guys,i had tons of assignments and homework to do which explains why i haven updated my blog in a while.so this post is gonna be as long as the black man's dick i saw in the gym yesterday.

so anyway heres whats happening in school.i will chronicle everything according to subject because i have too much shit to say.

chinese:
i managed to perfect the art of asskissing with my online chinese teacher,to such an extent that she will be giving me personal listening comprehensions from now on so i dont even have to do the online assignments except for tests and quizes WHAHAHA.and i just feign ignorance everytime i made a mistake and she will give me the right answer which i will then key in online.FREE 100% BABY WHAHAHHAHAHAH.and while at the table i saw this super hawt nerdy girl man.u know the kind with ermm...awesome bodies and nerdy but naughty faces.yup just like that.heres how she roughly looks like bah.
remember her?ALMOST ALIKE MAN


english:
i am seriously,the unluckiest dude in english class. i had to leave early on one of the teacher's classes so when i came back...i found out i was tossed into the worst group ever.i was tossed into a grp for 5 girls...not just any girls.they were OBESE 1 OF THEM WAS CAMBODIAN AND 2 OF THEM WERE FUCKIN BLACK.AND ALL WERE 30YR OLD PLUS CEPT FOR THE OTHER OBESED LARD FILLED SWINE.YES YES I KNOW I KNOW THE IRONY AND KARMA IS SICKENING.and i have 7 comprehensions to finish by next tuesday,2 essays which i worked my ass for due today and a presentation next thursday with this rag tag group.actually i shouldnt be so mean cause their pretty nice,but i think the karma gods bit me square in the ass this time. and the teacher likes to call me brian heng heng heng heng heng heng .LOL. and theres this guy,whos name is HASSAN KUNT.u read it out aloud fast and u will get it.and another one called cheng bang which i found oddly funny

math:
math is ok la..still teaching the very lame stuff like functions and all that kinda junk.its JUST SUB X VALUE IN OR.and i heard from the teacher we will only be covering up till basic intergration.pfft.exam next week and im gonna go study with my friend on tuesday who previously pangsehed me today cause the sister wanted to go home and sleep lol.

chemistry:
chemistry is damn damn terrible.like i said in previous posts,she is a terrible teacher.and for some reason her classes are reminding me more of physics classes.with topics on radiation , wavelength and kinetic energy on light particles wth.whats most stupid is that her test tomorrow which i have yet to study for is mainly about memorizing important names of people who contributed to chemistry.wth is this,naming of american president's chemistry edition?she said we could write in feedback forms in her lecture today,and we didnt have to write names.so i said listenin to her lecture was like masturbating with sandpaper.and ran away as soon as i handed it in LOL.so far for friends here....only 1-2 bah..its hard when everyone concentrates and doesnt talk to anyone else other than their clique.and thes indian dudes were tryin to crack a joke with or at me?i dunno.i just said huh,dont get u and walked away.hmm now i wonder,were they making fun of me.

linguistics:
the class is pretty cool casue the teacher is very interesting.i heard her final exam is mcq and its group discussion too.and she tells good stories,stories tat dont go for 15min and have no relevance to the subject like ms chemistry .she gave us a very...disturbing topic to research on today.it was about feral children...and one such case was this girl called genie .
Genie is a feral child who spent nearly all of the first thirteen years of her life locked inside a room. She was discovered by authorities on November 4, 1970.she walks like a bunny man, like in the picture.it gave me the creeps when i read her story. and i heard theres more people like her,well not exactly her but people that grew up being raised by animals.some by wolves and eventually even becoming pack leader...which.....would probably mean theres some farmsex going on.good god.the nightmares KEEP GOING ON.
this is the pic.


well i really hope i do well this sem,which is why im doing all my homework.or actually the reason why im doing all my homework is because i have nothing else to do,and one can only surf porn for fun for THAT long.i dont even feel the urge to play computer games anymore.america does funny things to you.one weird thing is that i cant find alot of my shirts that i brought over from singapore.like my "mine's bigger shirt" and i feel super pekcek over it because its so comfortable,and also due to the fact that my wardrobe is depleting.i have 4 jesus shirts,and i dont think i can ever wear the "fucking metal" one outside,neither can i wear the "this shirt was designed to distract girls while i look at their chest"so im going shopping on saturday to buy more stuff.my uncle told me that wer going to a water park too!!which i heard its super cool cause they got like,wave makers and huge slides that will give ur ass cheeks rope burns for days.

i recently started gyming again and im glad i guess,the bad thing is that i feel incredibly weak now,cant even do 25 pound bicep curls consistently which i could while in singapore.and i was even able to do a couple reps of 30 pounds de lor...same for chest la ,my shoulders hurt like a mother whenever i do chest exericses,man i hope this weakness goes away soon,very emo about it.oh well,guess i will start slow again and go back to my normal self in a week I HOPE.and i have to start on my stomach which i have been procastinating.AND ONE MORE THING.I WAS AT THE GYM YESTERDAY AND THIS BLACK DUDE IN TEH BATHEROOM,HIS FLACID PENIS WAS BIGGER THAN MY ERECTED ONE.GOOD GOD WHAT ARE THEY EATING MAN

im damn scared the red marks in my moustache area turn out to be scars.i pray that it doesnt,but somehow i think it is leh..cause its like..flat and no bumps already.im prayin very hard.very very hard.


anyway i discovered a great fast food restaurent.wendys...omg that place is orgasmic.this burger..called the baconator is totally for justin man.its all meat,bacon beef and tons of cheese.as mampat as yinghuis juicy cheeks.

2 weeks in pictures
hawainn bbq

this is how cheap food is here man.well junk food that is

this is how most malls look like here


and the sheer size of pizzas here.

justin this is how costco looks like

and my BACONATOR.


if u guys wnat pics of anything.lemme know and me will post

aww man yesterday was soo soo so crappy.my highly anticipated english essay was returned to me with a C grade OMFG.FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE YOU KNOW.it seems that arguementative essays here follow a way different format in the sense that everything we do back in singapore is anathema here.orrr..my handwriting could be a major factor to my grade but im just gonna feign ignorance haha.

math is startin to be a bitch too.not that its too hard.they just elaborate TOO MUCH.the class is called calculas,well it sounds more like graphs to me.thats all they do and the teacher explains alot of useless chapters like piecewise functions and all that kinda crap.what irks me alot is that we cant use differentiation in finding maximum or minimum values yet(i actually forgotten the steps though LOL) and thus i have to use a graphing calculator.AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO USE IT.so i guess i have to do some...."fitting in with the education system" studying.and i haven done my chinese online thingy cause i feel weird doing it online.guess i'll do it on saturday.

chemistry is weird haha totally weird.had a quiz today and half of it was on definitions which IS BULLCRAP.the rest was just sig fig and accuracy/precision tests so it shud be cake.made friends with this army dude who served in iraq so yup.BRIAN HAS MADE ANOTHER FRIEND.VICTORY.talked to the chemistry teacher today...about...alkene+water=alchohol....and she was like yeah..but we werent be learning that far in this syllabus.OH MY GAWD HAHAHAHAHAHA.and i said...erm i learnt this in high school.she"well u must have learnt alot in high school"LOLOLOLOL.speaking of which i forgot how to find non polar and polar compounds.help please?

on ratemyprofessor.com. shes rated as one of the worst pieces of shit ever.reminds me of mr burns from the simpsons.dont you think?

"Her class is hard only because she doesn't know how to teach. She leaves problems on the board, and lets you work on it for 2 straight lab hours while she works on grading her paper because she doesn't wanna do it at home. The only time she actually taught was when the inspector was over at the class, no test review at all, not recommended."GG

celebrated uncle bday yesterday.ate pizza.that is all


and pics from my bday














thanks for all the chem notes and other stuff andrew.although i don think i would be needing chem now haha

BATMAN BEYOND

Hi nyeeeeguhs!man english class is starting to get me worried.got our topic for our term paper today.and its got to do with who will this particular political figure vote for in the presidential elections,cant remember the name but all i know this is bullshit.wtf man why cant they give a better topic instead of some american bullshit which is totally uninteresting.i guess i shall say vote for the nigger.
its like 5 pages long,and i have to follow this format of writing called MLA.which i have no idea what the hell it is.looks like i have to do some research cause I HAVE TO GET AN A.

this another english essay today and it was a piece of cake lol.what intrigues me is that when u cant take two stands here when u write an essay.i always thought thats what the teachers in bbss always emphasize on doing.odd.and im trying to get the teacher for chinese to exempt me from online assignments cause it seems like such a pain.plus,the bloody text book and workbook costs 170 dollars wtf.i guess this is what they do when the economy is in recession,sneaky bastards im just gonna buy books online then.and a niggar talked to me today! he was like "u got paper on you homie?"HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fuckin funny.

and another creepy thing is that NO ONE TALKS IN CLASS .NO ONE ,its like everyone is super intent on studying hard or soemthing like that.its scary

more pics

mongolian bbq


jasmine LA JASMINE LA HAPPY NOT JUSTIN AND OZY



AND ME


kanna scammed for kfc,just like that time from swensons





cute lookin cat,i feel like owning one




the trees look good at least